From the forum photo.ru:
We were in the building when we were given valves from the dryer so as not to create a push near the one in the hands were given 2 pieces and not necessarily coupled.Then built in one shelter and those in whom both left made two steps forward in whom the right one.Then the out of order exchanged one valve (and what is interesting to any) Well, the back at this time mainly rested or helped to change clothes to those in whom the valves looked in different directions.

To whom is this monument?
In honor of the leader.
The leader of Maya?
The First Leader...
The Lord_U

Specialists in the field of culture and art claim that the most popular phrase that sounds in the Tretyakov Gallery looks like this: "O!! That is it!"

It is an uncomfortable feeling when a friend in a conversation complains that she feels like a prostitute, and you do not understand: whether she complains or boasts...

XXX: All about it.
You know the song of Leningrad, and I am made of meat.
YYY: Of course
Xxx: I was here literally a few days ago to learn that there is still singing "The worst thing that can happen - I will be a pidar"
XXX: happening
xxx: I thought before that they were singing "The worst thing that could happen is the STADO PIDARAS". I thought, strange, of course, but yes – scary...

with 4pda about the expected flagship from LG

the device will be so thin that there will be no room on the ends for the locking button and the volume button - they will be put on the front panel

The battery will be carried in a separate suitcase.

I sit with a child of acquaintances (10 years old), lunch. The child did not eat the soup, I pour into the sewer and say:
Well, we fed the crocodile that lives in your bathroom!
The child looks at me with huge eyes and says:
Julia Petrovna, did you play in Swompi?

The question is, how long have you been working in this organization? The customer replied: from 8:00 to 20:00. and with a very serious expression of the face.

A colleague said:
I went to the bank on Saturday. The people are few and the door is closed to a magnetic lock * which opens if a card is spent *.
She did her business at the bank and went out. The door is closed.
I thought that in order to open the door, you need to press a button, like in the office.
I found a button next to the door. It says open the cover, press the button. So I pressed. The fire alarm functioned. The siren runs, everyone runs in panic. Her feet took away.

zorraestelar:after my French it turns out that all the French speak English perfectly :)

In Europe, people with disabilities are “people with increased needs” and in Russia they are “people with disabilities”. This is the whole mentality (

Discussion of Football Expert
xxx : yes and Bubnov - a man from the mountain, not an expert) he is already a scandalist and a showman rather than an analyst
xxx : analytics :D is straight like fatality, only much worse

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In Russia, a man could not open a stolen bottle of beer. The Pindos spy.

The post on the hashtag "Yandex 23 minutes was blocked by Rostelecom".
Commentary: “Who threw the valley on the controller?“!”

From correspondence with "Business Lines" (DL):
I: Good morning, please tell us the cost of courier delivery from your warehouse to the recipient.
D: Good day to you! Has the cargo arrived?
I : No. They are only interested in pricing to form a budget.
Please indicate the freight parameters.
I: 1200mm x 600mm x 350mm. Weight not more than 12 kg.
Q: Which car car carries the cargo?
I am a tenant.
DW: Do you know the brand of the car on which the delivery is carried out?
I have no information about the car brand.
DL: Unfortunately, I can’t tell you the amount because I don’t know all the terms of delivery.

I slowly go under the table... The Post of Russia slowly matures a competitor...

I am going to go to Gaia for the second time.
Eedem-edem, as if everything is okay and here the gaez asks to stop in a place where it is forbidden. Waiting for confirmation of stop and receipt of permits
You cannot park here!
You can, you don’t give up.
B is I

How did you meet ZZZ?
YYY: We studied together in high school.
WOW: What about you?
HH: And we are in college.
She studied, and I taught.

xxx: I can’t understand that. Is Misha a merchant or a Jew?
YYY: Is there any difference?

I sit with my mom in the kitchen. She thoughtfully looks at the rabbit (yes, I have such a beast) and says:
And when you, the rabbit, die, we will make you a fool. The perseverance...
The Internet conquers the minds of people even of middle age.

I fucked Yulia yesterday.)
How did you fuck her when she left me?
Who was lying in the bedroom?
See also: Anton