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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №47922
 24.05.2011
The question:
And I have not been told since childhood how the philosophical question plagues: why are cowards called "family", and only men wear them?

Answer to:
Because he wears them in the family. The rest are wearing guests.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №47921
 24.05.2011
All the fans remember stupid songs. So that you "White Ships" are covered. Here is.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №47920
 24.05.2011
podzalypnui tvorojok @ 24.05.11 02:24
In the summer I go to Germany for a lifetime probably, there are better conditions and energy engineers are appreciated, not what we have.
KIRLNIPSK @ 24.05.11 02:27
I would never have thought that under the nick "podzalypnui tvorojok" sits an energy engineer

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №47919
 24.05.2011
The director outraged the employee, as if he was incredibly dumb, "Why are you working on a local disk? Who taught you to work on a local disk? How is it?! Everyone works on the desktop and you are on the local disk!!??and "

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №47918
 24.05.2011
You can suspect some incorrect behavior, but you cannot suspect politicians that they are idiots.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №47917
 24.05.2011
Have you already argued? The meeting began recently.
This is the case. I was with her for the first time, you know? Well, I shared it, everyone is supposed to be happy. So it was necessary to lick: "Well, and I said that it was natural red!"

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №47916
 24.05.2011
Millions of people dream of immortality, but do not know what to do on a rainy Sunday evening.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №47915
 24.05.2011
xxx: the first hipster in our country was Shalik from Prostokvashino. I bought myself ice cream and photo guns.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №47914
 24.05.2011
Doctors are sick! Lolita lost 50 kg by cheap rural method!

Cut off her legs?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №47913
 24.05.2011
Dmitry Medvedev has considered the dismissal of Fursenko.

Nothing to add. And throw the crap.

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47912
 24.05.2011
Dyrocol really makes a small clean hole in the disk, like in the paper. But!! The disc is stuck in a hole!

And it really gets stuck.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №47911
 24.05.2011
They really think that Aida is such a beautiful female name.
So they called the shop.
and hanged around the city ads without quotes: Aida store
I find it hard to get in there...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №47910
 24.05.2011
I still do not know how to swim normally((( in my childhood when my father released me without the "buttons", my brother swirled circles around and sang "Galinaaaa blanka bul-bul, bul-bul";;

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №47909
 24.05.2011
He has brains and a cool character!
I have sweaters, a circular bracelet!
He is willing to take risks in sight!
I have a chest...I won!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №47908
 24.05.2011
Sorry I’m not two...I would have worked on four jobs.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №47907
 24.05.2011
Another news from Mail:
A female gang attacked Peterburg. The robbers were not confused by the shepherd that the man was leading on the lead. They
They attacked him, beat him and took his phone and a dog.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №47906
 24.05.2011
I hear my mom’s cries in the kitchen. Listen first and be quiet:
I forgot to put warm milk in the refrigerator.
Then loudly:
Will you be a rooster?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №47905
 24.05.2011
Dragobrath
LOL, in the arcanum there is a NO parameter responsible for the noise level. Increases if wearing heavy metal armor.

Dragobrath
I can’t steal from him, I’m too sluggish.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №47904
 24.05.2011
It is time for Medvedev to post his thoughts on blogs:
for example "I want to dismiss the Minister of Education" - hop and 10 million "I like it", so the right thought :)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №47903
 24.05.2011
I think the text of the song "Crucible Spring" is written in this form:
He swallowed our heads.
Cucumbers on...

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