We clarify the situation:

"I don’t understand that everybody is riding on pedorras? They also reduce the competition at the babs, rejoice that competitors will be less."

Normal men are on them. Normal men are interested in women.
Normal women, too, because they are interested in normal men
In fact, obvious homosexuals are also a puppy. Why do they drive on themselves?
Who is not fooled?
And not the popy - hidden homosexuals, who diligently rank under normal, hiding that their nature still takes its own. They panically fear that someone will know about their orientation.
That is why they say "homophobia". This is not the fear of homosexuals, it is the fear of homosexuality, first of all of its own, hidden.
This is where the legs of all this anti-homosexual hysteria grow.
It is these people who adopt the relevant laws, blow up their fears through television channels.
And many lead to this: "On television they said!" - obediently singing the voice of propaganda and not thinking why they actually need it.
Thinking with your head is not said on TV.

What are your plans for the 30s?

YYYYYYYYYYYYY the Spanish Civil War and the occupation of Poland.

My brother took a cat. Three weeks later he wrote:
I have a cat, a cat.
This is the rom.

Oh well how? Is an electrician coming? Changed to?
At first I thought I wasn't coming, when the load again beat out, called the jack, they say that I came in so much, but there was no one at home - left. I think - fucking I went to the hospital at that time exactly, but then I remember that in the application indicated to arrange the wires in the shield, there can be without me. I decided to look at the video eye - he was writing to me, and what - came, called, nobody naturally opened, he used in the shield, and there fuck what is happening, to see eat the sunrise, because it shone brightly, he murmured for a minute without seeing anything, then closed the shield carefully, said well, and walked away at sunset.

from ZH
Ment52: I sit in the Summer Garden near the monument to grandfather Krylov. Netbook and Internet.
About sixty years ago, I was playing in the sandbox here.
status_constr: I wonder where there was more dog shit – in that sandbox or in this internet?

Crimento: Yes, it was very popular in the Soviet Union to write the advertised goods in a single number (e.g., “the tool”).
Crimento: However, the two tablets hanging next to each other with the inscriptions “OUT” and “Egg” are too destructive for my already unstable psyche. :s

(I practice in the local ROVD in the staff department) correspondence with a friend:
How is it in the lie?
- weeselo))) here one major learns us to smoke))) we came with Marina to smoke, we sit, we bow, I shake the ashes in the ashes and the babies!!! There is a small explosion in it and fire. this fighter for a healthy lifestyle in all the ashes of powder with ammunition poured!

The dialogue:
Does the master perform his work normally?
and normal. He frequently travels to Bucharest.
In the abroad? In the Bukhara?
In Bucharest – Bucharest

It seemed that you can’t come up with more devastating advertising than Chicken Shake, but there was an Am.ru advertisement.

Review of the online store on the market:

Benefits: Rapidly delivered
Disadvantages: Not brought

This is:
Friday night, no one in the office.
Cigarettes are left. I go down to the chicken.
I open a fresh package.
XXX: Such devoted and loving eyes I have
I have never even seen my dog.
*** by
Did you serve in the army? The eye of the lazy rested.

xxx: And we, in Dnipropetrovsk, a casino with slot machines is called simply and clearly: "acceptance of payments".

by useless_faq

<Question> How to prove in court that a person does not know how to drive a car?
<One of the answers> The medieval witch test is the same. First to drown, then to burn. We plant in the car, accelerate, turn off the brakes, force to circumvent concrete blocks. He killed, he killed, he was not guilty. We stopped, we stopped, we judge further.

from wives with a heavy character run to women of easy behavior

It happened a few years ago in Moscow. I worked mostly from home and at the most responsible moment, as it usually happens, the computer crashed and didn’t want to turn on. There was no time to go to a workshop, and how to find it without the Internet? But in the entrance hanged the phones of all kinds of services such as "man for an hour" and "let's turn off the computer quickly".

I call. Getting out of the house is almost free. Maybe 100 rubles. Soon a courteous young man arrives. He quickly decomposes the computer, conducts a diagnosis, finds something overburned, tells me the cost - 500-600 rubles, I agree, he quickly changes and says:
You have a lot of dust here. Is there dust?
Of course there is.
I bring him an ordinary home vacuum cleaner.
In 2-3 minutes, it removes all dust from the inside of the comp and collects it.
I look at him and think, "What a responsible worker, you will find where such - it is necessary to give him money for tea."

After the assembly, he makes some papers, guarantees and extends to me:
- With you 3,600 rubles, - smiles and gives a receipt...
I take it: 600 rubles replacement parts, 3000 rubles cleaning compass!!! to

At first I lost my speech. I stand and flatter. And he smiles so sweetly that even to look at his face is somewhat uncomfortable...
I woke up in a minute and said to him:
Then you have 1,400 rubles.
He is so naive:
Do you have a banknote of 5,000 rubles?
- No, I say, 5000 rubles is the rent of my vacuum cleaner.

Here he for some reason stopped smiling... and 600 rubles was enough for him.

by Zy. Do not stumble for no reason and do not fall into a crap! and :)

How would you like to sometimes put a lemon not in tea, but in a Swiss bank?

The Pepsi Advertising.
The concept is built around "Live here and now".
At the bottom of the video, it is signed:"It is not worth repeating. It is dangerous for life".

We have means in the CC guards have a room, my department near their room. There is a guard of Vital, well, such a normal man. We stand, we mean, with sellers from other departments - Czech languages, we are 2 young girls and 2 aunts. I stood next to the girl, she had to put the juice to the guards in the refrigerator. We stand, we talk, she waits for the guard to come. In the distance comes a tall man, and the girl says:
Look how healthy, straight like our Vitalia!
I: Oh, not so, and Vitaly is high.
She: well, he is tall....we had already begun to argue and here is just Vitaly this begins to open the door in the shelter, we fly to him - without speaking, and quickly ask questions that interest us (and she needs to put the juice in the refrigerator)
Do you have a free refrigerator?
I: What is your height?
Pause...
He: And how are these two questions linked? It’s part of me, part of me 😉

Two hairdressers in the absence of clients solve crosswords.
The first is Macrame.
Next Next post: Prospect!
1st: - What is "Prospect"?
The writer is such – Prospect Macrame!

Here are the reasons for women’s inadequate behavior: PMS, pregnancy and postpartum psychosis, menopause... And the man is almost immediately “foolish.” It is unfair.