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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №83261
 24.06.2013
XXX: How long will it take to repair? If it is rude

If it is rude? If it’s rough, then you went off with your repair.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №83260
 24.06.2013
This is all about the Russian Post.
And I, the day before I left for Crete, after receiving a notification, went to receive money from Adsese Google, which was very helpful!
So here.
What was my disappointment when I went to the Mail and realized that there was no light there :( On my question when they would give, the answer followed - at 19:00. And when asked how to get it, they said – get O_O.
I didn’t even have to write my fios this time. The girl took 3 sheets of paper, placed a copier between them, filled out a cash order FROM HAND! and gave money.
Then I understood. There will be war, there will be no money, no light and no food, but my money from Google I will get anywhere =)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №83259
 24.06.2013
How is the job new?
He left and arranged another.
You are fast. They said: career growth, prizes...
They sit there stupidly. If I were given eggs, I would be able to sow chickens in three weeks. Then I remembered that they were given to me when I was born. I have dropped, I will be more.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №83258
 24.06.2013
Era: My husband and I read and booked hotel reviews all day long. People write "pounds", "boseen")))

Knee: XDDD "pounds", "boseen"

D is fucking, fucking

We have also met the word "scratch" and "chalot salty"))))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №83257
 24.06.2013
We sit with my wife in the room both behind the compass.The aunt (divorced) comes in and is happy:
I picked up the man in the bus today!! to
I (photographer) without a back-thinking – what did I take?
Wife: Where did you get it from?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №83256
 24.06.2013
Mi: I do not deny the existence of the theory of probability, but the stream of water on the kitchen crane will always, always, fall on the spoon thrown into the dishwasher and soak you the bubble.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83255
 24.06.2013
I read on one website about snakes bite. I find the phrase:
As a result of the damage of the central nerve there is involuntary salivation, urination and calorie ejaculation.

Calibration... The calorie!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83254
 24.06.2013
XXX: I’m now eating chicken.
Tagged with: >c
XXX: Do you not like it?
YYY: The Quas is ruined

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №83253
 24.06.2013
All movies teach us something. Regardless of the genre, each film has its own morality, its own life lesson, which can be projected into real life. Do you understand me?

YYY: I seem to understand, and I totally agree with you.

ZZZ: The Morals of Films with Chuck Norris - "Never Contact Chuck Norris"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №83252
 24.06.2013
In Nevada, the United States, you cannot have sex without a condom.
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Is it stated that he should be dressed on a whore?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №83251
 24.06.2013
World of Tanks:
The first minutes after the release of the patch 0.8.6. Map of the "Sacred Valley" Almost all the Allies went in one direction, ahead of the column is M103.
M103: Don’t go after me, I’m lost myself.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83250
 24.06.2013
In the evening, a very attractive African girl enters the subway car, sitting next to me. Well, I think the exotic, and not bad by itself, should be pushed. Only the mouth opened to talk to her, as the song played in the player "And you have a spear, and we will die", swung up, turned away and walked quietly...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №83249
 24.06.2013
> and Hubble:
The seal "script" is brilliant; by its strength it is quite capable of displacing from the rude.
> the jargon is the former (too long) term “scout script.”

The next stage of the script: "prorect".
It’s a project that’s done all through the ass.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83248
 24.06.2013
Amazing nearby! I went home last night. It is dark, there is no one on the street. On my neck I have a camera hanging, in my hands a bag from the store. I turn into the arc to my house, and suddenly three characteristic figures of the hippe species appear from the darkness. Well, I think the end came to me, I mentally said goodbye not only to the camera, but to life. And then suddenly I remember that I have seeds in my package!!! And I kindly say to them, "Children, and you don't want seeds by chance?" and you won't believe it - they wasted and just a packet of seeds! I am still in shock.)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №83247
 24.06.2013
to this:
>> from the
I go to the pharmacy in the morning. Spirit please. That is, stupid, without details, without clarifying the quantity. Just “give me alcohol.”

Oh, lie to health, So you and sold alcohol in the pharmacy. To note, alcohol without a prescription with a bunch of seals in the pharmacy will not be sold, because the law. In special shops in 5-liter pots - as much as you want, but 50ml in the pharmacy - ni-ni.
Such is our country.
and----
This is what "you have". And in Ukraine, medical alcohol in 50ml bottles is still sold. Here, I will reveal the secret, not only Russians from Russia write.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №83246
 24.06.2013
Yesterday it was 30 degrees, the whole back burned in the garden. Today only +16, I walk in a jacket and jeans. But in the morning you can immediately see those who have not spent the night at home - they are like yesterday in t-shirts and shorts or shorts)))

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