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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №154480
 24.06.2020
Every lawyer knows that to swear to tell the truth does not mean to tell it.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №154479
 24.06.2020
The most delicious peelings

For some time after the wedding we lived with my husband's parents and since I love to cook, I was pleased to engage in this activity for a fairly large family.
On one of the Sundays, the mother-in-law from the market brought pork and beef and we decided to make peelings.
I and my sixteen-year-old sister and a ten-year-old brother, my little assistant Stanislav.
They grabbed, fed the whole family, and two more kilograms with a tail frozen in a faithful labor "Snаige".
In a few days.
Earlier all, about three, returned home from school the younger and decided to cook pelletry.
I put water to boil. Go to the refrigerator, but... It turned out that in the morning in the district lost electricity due to an accident at the substation, the freezer flowed and the pellet pellet turned into dull and pale bits in three plastic bags.
Stas scratched his neck, but since he was a very clever and hungry child, the idea came to him quickly.
He got the largest bowl, put it on fire, poured a little vegetable oil and, breaking away from the total mass of 3-4 folded pellet, carefully scrolled them into a bowl, and then splashed them into a hot bowl.
The boy ate such cockroaches, ate. Liked it. The boy decided to rescue the remaining petals.
When I got back from work, there was no electricity. They went to the eighth floor on foot, angry and hungry.
And at home we met with a stunning smell and a whole mountain of appetizing layered meat spices was waiting for us.
Honestly, I have never eaten more delicious peppers in my life.
And as Staskine's huge brown eyes shone - the boy saved the product, our labor and fed the family with a new unusual dish.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №154478
 24.06.2020
Peskov said there are no oligarchs in the country and there is a constant change of power. In which country does the press secretary of the President of Russia live?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №154477
 24.06.2020
The case was a couple of years ago, then I just removed the room in the communal.

In general, I went to work in the fifth, to buy products.

I bought a couple of packs of rolltons, spices, sausages and baked bread.

I go to the box and put it out. I see the cigarette director blowing.

I go out of the store, and he stands, smoking. He asks me (I am the director):

Why do you eat Rodlton? What do you buy potatoes? The Eggs?

I went into the room until I bought anything. Of all the dishes only a cup of tea and a plate with a glass.

D. You have to eat properly.

I went to sunset.

In general, I come the next day, and I have a new microwave, a bowl and a blanket with a pillow.)

I called him, he said it was just a gift, take it and don’t ask any questions.

Such cases

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