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[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102068
 24.08.2014
I add :

In the original quote it was correct to say, a normal woman does not look at other men. ___________________

So what am I crazy about? If I have a beautiful man, I don’t go to the left and I don’t allow myself to flirt with other men, it doesn’t mean that I, buying a homemade paste from the health of the former Marine Corps, such a simple mimic body, don’t think that in my distant 20 years, I would shake him in all instances, if we were both free. The eyes see, libido is in place. The other thing is that I do not take any action, because see. above - a beautiful man is already there, from herer to change the sheet for soap. Am I now a prostitute? Fuck you, you moralists are foolish.

Here is this holy belief that a woman should be like a stray horse, if she is with a man, it’s all from male complexes and a painful ego. You, then, can porn, and other babies to look at, and we figures? Well not. You can talk as much as you want about what is right and "normal", and in real life women still notice other, often more beautiful, healthy and strong males. And if they remain loyal to you, it’s not because you’re so exceptional, but because they love you. Appreciate this and value your wives, because it is difficult, but not impossible, to distract a loving woman.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102067
 24.08.2014
Hello, is it yyy?
YYY: Yes, I am listening to it.
xxx: This is xxx, I represent the beauty salon “***”. We soon open up and offer gift services: comprehensive facial rejuvenation procedures or hair care. What would you want from this?
YYY: Thank you, I am not interested.
XXX: It is a pity! It is a pity that you are not interested in anything.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102066
 24.08.2014
Winniezepu: I watch the clips of the 90s on the titub, nostalgic. I could not fail to share the following comment:
Carmen and Bogdan, Titomir, I'm Grown Up to Sing You! I'm listening to their songs on the record and I'm calling on the phone"
Let this vegetable not be born before 93. Otherwise, everything looks very sad.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102065
 24.08.2014
I am 76. I use the internet without my grandchildren. As they say, what am I doing wrong?

I am 48. Recently, I explained to my 15-year-old son what the "selfie" concept is and how easy it is not to confuse the endings. He has known about sex for a long time.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102064
 24.08.2014
Here, in addition to Grammar Nazis, they also proposed to organize Punctuation-Folkshturm. With both hands "for" Friends, signs of interruption are a great thing!
Yesterday I went, I see the inscription on the glass vitrine: "Collage to the Orpus of Phones". They came, I think. The next step is to install the driver on the mouse carpet. Then it came: the fifth was not put:"Switch, cell phone ";

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102063
 24.08.2014
Please advise games that have nuclear weapons.
Yyy: Serious Sam had a gun with nuclei.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102062
 24.08.2014
If we have all the officials thieves planted on the asshole, we will soon be left without the forest.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №102061
 24.08.2014
I visited a student’s daughter yesterday. He celebrated his birthday in the apartment.
At midnight, the Caucasian races began in the court.
2 "priors" shrouded nowhere, a full-power leash and a dozen riders.
The comments do not respond, the neighbors called the police: they appeared and quickly withdrew.
I had already prepared the watermelon for the throwing from the ninth floor, but the housewife said that she had called out the plot. I blinked suspiciously.
Five minutes later the station arrived. At first, the keys from one car flew into the bushes. then the keys and the magnetophone panel on the other. The scoundrels went up, but were besieged by a few phrases. Apparently the whole area is from the Caucasus.
A protocol was immediately drawn up on the capote. Then he built the violators. He made a short speech:
Until you learn to dance, do not appear in this area.
You don’t know how to dance, you can see. Good dancers are applauded and people complain about you. Get out of here!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102060
 24.08.2014
Governor of the Moscow region Andrei Vorobiev forgot his wallet in the hospital of the city of Shchelkovo, and this was the first time that the budget money completely reached the medical institution.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102059
 24.08.2014
Sju in aeroexpress (speed electric between airports and Moscow). A guide passes by. It offers tea, coffee, sandwiches, inflatable pillows for sitting asleep, bags for carrying cash... it can accommodate up to a million euros... Moscow is like Moscow...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №102058
 24.08.2014
Dialogue in Skype
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Chukcha has ordered a new iPhone! Chick is pleased!
YYY: I didn’t understand, I don’t understand, and I probably won’t understand this bullshit on ultra-fashioned mobile phones. At least less. I fucked a year and a half ago, got the old one, cleaned it, changed the keyboard and battery, and so far. I can't imagine buying a new one, this is fine ;)
HH: What do you have?
This is the Nokia 3310 ;)
Do not go fucking!!! 1
YYY: *photo from the webky*
If I get my iPhone, let’s go?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? I'm happy, and your fucking to change again in a year ;)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102057
 24.08.2014
A normal child with normal parents. I knew all my life that children were born by mothers, for me it was quite normal, calmly presented and therefore not a very interesting fact. Then I bought a previously inspected book on the matter. Why undermine his authority in a child with a sincere lie, for the naive exposition of which to other children he will be hardly mocked?
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Children cannot lie, even very young children. Well, how they are frightened: you will cry - uncle will take, you will touch the whisper - will fall. Sooner or later he will realize that this is a lie and will start to question other adult words.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102056
 24.08.2014
I advocate

An elderly 70 year old grandfather, because it was necessary in the 61st year not only to be born, but to be already a conscious and capable citizen of 25-30 years. They don’t exist, they don’t own the internet anymore.

I am 76. I use the internet without my grandchildren. As they say, what am I doing wrong?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102055
 24.08.2014
XXX: I am lying down now, I am sleeping. He almost fell asleep. And here I get a pin!
xxx: I did not put a little brick: in an empty apartment in a dream to get a delicious pinch - a shock.
xxx: And the cat just decided that my ass is a good trampoline, fucking!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102054
 24.08.2014
LichtHinde: and I don't lose socks and small hair gum, I do not have a problem with the cartridge, I like to confuse headphones and don't read in the toilet... I feel frick (((

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102053
 24.08.2014
I am sorry, but

The Women's Forum

Are you embarrassed to do epilation in the bikini area?

The Lover of 300 Spartans: I am not...

By nick, everything is polished.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102052
 24.08.2014
Some people need brains to think, and some people need brains to balance their ass.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102051
 24.08.2014
be careful!
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To which the guy calmly answers: "Yes, no, I am cleaning the toilet for the first time in my life. I was taught physics at school, and by higher education I am an engineer. Just like you"
I picked up the tools and went to the office, to the company. There were no more jokes in Ramson until the evening.
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If the hands have to be done, it is not a problem to repair the computer and the toilet. And they will be called "invasion".
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Your boss will now include this extra work in your responsibilities, to start with—per even once—to give you a prize. And to curse you for yourself and "forward" for one salary, jealous of "uneducated"! Maybe your boss is not like that, but... Your golden pencil is better than a housekeeper.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102050
 24.08.2014
In my toilet, with a booklet on the seventh page, the tenth year lies a Chinese language teacher.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102049
 24.08.2014
Memories of Childhood
my aunt (mother's sister, younger than her age by 10) obviously didn't like when we - her nephews visited her mother (our grandmother).
She drew us to the kitchen and definitely cleaned and cut the onion, hoping that we would walk out on the street (we listened to her phone call).

Now we have grown up and when our elderly aunt comes to visit, we always cook her dishes with plenty of onions.

Love the children

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