xxx: The salary was issued by toll, and also banknotes of 10 hryvnia, packages are decent. I was in the pockets, and the girls had a problem - nobody knew what would happen, the bags were not taken. To the office to return along the corridor, where a bunch of visitors... Marinka:"This is the same setting... You can safely hide in the barbecue and go, and what do I do with my minus first?"Ira:"Hide in the shorts, let them think that you are "the girl" from Thailand";

Chuck Norris did not understand the movie "The Bell". She was afraid to get out of the well.
Seven days later, he took out a crying, frightened girl and took her to her mother.

Do they want to drive the whole country to the Urals? We are looking for a needle in a bunch of seed... When we searched for this An-2, we found two aircraft that they could not find for several years. This means fruitful work.

(D)wife: I was asked yesterday by the adviser of Gen. Dir if I worked in the modeling business :D
D: We talked very well 😉
I: I guess what he wanted (facepalm)
D: To stay here, no more :)
I: RGG
I: and me if the girls ask in which gym I pumped such muscles, then I immediately understand that sex is provided for me this evening
D: Yes, and it often happens ;)
I: not once in a while
I: Sometimes I have to ask if she did not think about which gym in which I pumped such muscles...

from ZH:
The idea was that in each office with programmers a special department should be established that would be engaged in socialization instead of them: obtain visas, go to Lithuania for toilet paper, go to clinics and other state institutions, monitor that programmers regularly update the wardrobe, centrally drive the wives and children of programmers on vacation and perform other functions necessary for a cultural person, but so stressful for the schizoid brain.
This is an antisocial package.
And programmers would at this time sit and fuck like slaves in galleries.

Mom Shesh: "We did two impossible things during this vacation. My daughter got married and changed the mixer!" I don’t even know what she’s happier about...

What are you, cowboy, eating your cows?
I heard somewhere that goats are dead brain cells. Let them stay in me.
Your brain is actually made up of them, apparently.

15:59 *Armshock*: People don’t believe it!Yesterday I went to the hairdresser, I accidentally got a hair on my nose, he noticed it and scratched my nose... and then turned around and said, "No one will believe you anyway...