X: What to write in the resume in technical support to the bank?
Z: You have to be 5 minutes late for the interview. and enter with the words "thank you for waiting"

I once had a monitor that was moderately square :) and I watched movies on it. Then there were films in such a resolution that I watched them with black strips from the top and bottom. Then I bought a non-square monitor and watched these movies without stripes. And today I caught myself in the thought that the last movies I’ve watched are also with streaks from above and below... Someday the movies will be like a collar – narrow, but round...

(C of Habr)

I was previously amazed at how ugly the “flown” projects are from the inside. Now I know that beautiful projects don’t take off because they don’t have time to take off. While engineers in white coats are turning a beautiful engine to the perfect wing, a brigade of crazy fools led by a crazy adventurer is flying over them on the designs of a minibus, a fence and two industrial fans, to meet the second round of investments. The adventurer kindly distributes enthusiastic passengers coupons and paper bags.

Poor is the people who have a rich government.

In his life as a medical student, he practiced in a "psycho" - 2 weeks. I go in the morning, I see a friend from a parallel group standing near a three-storey building and waiting for something, shaking his head. To my reasonable question followed the answer (further from his words):
- I go to practice, suddenly I hear an intelligent voice from the third floor window: "Young man, don't give the sick a cigarette?" I answer, “Of course I’ll eat, but a cigarette won’t get to the third floor.” “And you throw a package, I’ll take one out of it, and I’ll bring the rest back to you.” From the third attempt, the box was still thrown into the hands of a grateful patient... Now I stand and think: who of us is smarter, I or he?

Now, after the story with the Colonel of the Ministry of Internal Affairs with an apartment filled with dollars, the judges, making decisions on the protocols drawn up by the Haishniks, will still twist like a poppy: "I have no reason to doubt the honesty of a police officer"?

Record of one organization at work: "Official activity of LLC - food for the zoo, circus and some schools on tenders."

<lina> Movies on my hard drive are divided into two types: those I’m going to watch and those I’m sorry to delete because only a few of them are sitting, or even just me.
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Let him decide when he will grow up, to be baptized or not, and which religion in general to choose. And I totally agree with him. So if it worked for the names, then there would be no problems at all.

Like the Indians. Name as a result of action. A sharp eye, a sharp eye. It is a big nest. Sorry, it’s not from there.

About the names.

I was acquainted with the exquisite old name Concordia. And the paternity corresponded to the name, and the surname, but there was one shortcut - this Concordia worked as a primary school teacher. No, by the end of the first class, the children had already pronounced clearly and did not confuse her name, but until this point... Crocodile, Crocodile, Knopordium, Crocodile, what variants she did not have to hear from them. It is good that she was a reasonable person with a sense of humor, laughing remembered especially funny options and quietly waited for the children to get used to.

In childhood, my dad and mom went to the forest for mushrooms and there saw a jewel who just went and yes, on his back was an apple dulled, a bag of tomato juice and a puddle of primates. He wanted to save him from this rubbish, but his parents, strictly, told him not to touch him. They need it to survive, etc. Since then, they have not been touched, knowing that they are predators and a bunch of parasites on them. At the moment, I am a daddy myself and at the country, I've taught a man, it's only worth starting to burn the mangal in the evening, it immediately comes. Shashiki is just like that. I especially like the lamb, after the addition comes almost to the mangal. My daughter is happy, I am happy and cheerful for everything. This is what I wish you.

I am infertile - I can show a certificate. So, girls who just want to fuck - the wheels! I do not refuse anyone.

You would go to the venereologist, our unrestrained.

It may be easier for men to do a vasectomy once (reversible surgery, if you suddenly want children), than for a woman every time abortions, and all in the plus. But I anticipate the hysterical war of men about the inadmissibility of surgical interventions in their precious genitals.

diamond: and you are speaking

The Harvard University awarded the 2016 Schnobel Prize, reports The Guardian. The Schnobel Prize is traditionally awarded for the most strange scientific research.

This year, the winners received checks worth $10 trillion in Zimbabwe (about 40 cents in U.S. dollars).

The Nobel Prize in Biology was awarded to two British scientists: one of them, Tom Tuats, created artificial limbs that allow him to move like a goat, and the other, Charles Foster, tried to simulate the lifestyle of a barley, a frog, a fox and a deer.

Being a dwarf, Foster excavated a pit on the hill slope, ate worms and tried to smell the dwarf. Pretending to be a fox, he digged in the garbage and slept in the gardens. Another scientist, Tom Twaits, as a goat infiltrated a herd in the Swiss Alps and lived with it for three days, bleeding and eating grass.

A wife comes from a business trip without warning, enters the apartment, and there, in the bathroom, a husband and an unknown man wash.

Anastasia: the days went, listened to the music “recommended” from the contact
Anastasia: heard a beautiful song, decided to remember how it is called and download yourself
Anastasia: And what was my surprise when I saw the title of the song “bug in a web"
Anastasia: and she’s still so tearful, I think it’s the song of a sad tester.
Anastasia: Then listened to the words, and only the next morning before I came to know that the bug in a web is not a bug in the web service, but a bug in the web)

More foxes, but a ragged fox is unlikely to come to the head to chew, but a hunter - I want to. It’s enough to just get a little bit of clutches...

Rabies virus spreads with saliva. You will not get infected.

What if he had previously been licked by another eagle?

In general, I have long noticed the pattern that the more intellectually easy a family is, the more it attracts parents to give children beautiful (at their taste) names. Often at the same time to think about the fact that in addition to the name a person has a surname and paternity, which somehow must be combined with the name, they forget. One of my acquaintances, an elderly woman named Juliet Ivanovna, prefers to be presented as Evgeny Ivanovna and does not like to show her passport.

The bestseller, the bestseller. In fact, the fact that the book is called a bestseller - in no way characterizes it from the quality side. No one judged her from a literary, scientific, or any other point of view. She has not received any prizes and has not participated in any competitions. A bestseller is just a book that has sold in large volumes. A shirt for sellers that can be cut off on it. Any trash, any shit can become a bestseller if there are enough idiots willing to buy it.