Those who call the light in the distance are no different, they are dark.

and allo? Is it a bank?
My name is Anna, how can I help you?
Your coat has been eaten! I will not pay the loan anymore.
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Three months have passed...
Rise up! The trial is coming!
Your honour! In autumn last year, I borrowed for five years a nork coat, the season in it went away, everything was fine. But in the summer, the shirt ate the mole! Therefore, I stopped paying the loan and demand compensation from the bank for damages, moral damage and legal costs.
- Why did you decide that the bank is responsible in the event of eating a shovel?
- Here, in the loan agreement, it is written that until the full repayment of the loan, the shub is the property of the bank. The bank has not kept my assets in proper shape, why should I continue to pay for it?
Sorry, your honor, the bank is opposed! Is it stated in the contract that you can use a shirt? What is the fault of the bank?
Your honour! I have no complaints about the use of the shoe to the bank! I’ve been wearing clothes all season and it’s been fine. But tell me, who wears a shirt in the summer?
“Since you wore the jacket in the winter, you should have kept it until next season!
Please show me in which paragraph of the contract it is written? Do you have a separate storage agreement with us?
But the use of the shovel involves its storage between seasons and processing from moles.
- Your honor, at the end of the season, when it was time to clean up the winter stuff, I called the bank to consult on the issues of storage of their property. I even have a recording of that conversation.
Is this a bank?
My name is Sophia, how can I help you?
- I took the nork shirt in credit, through your bank, please check if there is a debt. Contract number 375 split 18 three zeroes 24185
One minute, Olga Pavlovna
Yes, it is me.
There are no debts, payments are made on time. Can I help you something else?
Can you tell me how to store this jacket in the summer?
Sorry to? I do not know. Hang it somewhere.
Can I leave it in the closet? Are there any additional storage requirements?
- No requirements, leave in the closet if you feel comfortable. Something else?
No thank you.
Your honour! The bank protested. The client asked the operator a question in which she is not competent!
Your honour! If the bank’s operator is not competent in such matters, why didn’t she transfer me to the specialist of the bank responsible for the interseason storage of shells?
There is no such department in the bank.
Very interesting! Do you have clothes and do not have a storage unit?
The protest was rejected!
- And in your presentation, how should we ensure the preservation of the shoe?
Why are you asking me about this? This is your coat, and you need to think about how to keep it so that I can continue to use it! You are not concerned about your property. Are you trying to blame me? will not come out! I will not pay for my shirt!
The court is removed for a meeting.

When Kafka, Orwell, Pelevin, Sorokin, Vojnovich were sold in Russia, it was funny, but when the Unknown on the Moon and Chipolino were sold, it became scary.