A friend told me. The summer. Worked in the militia, a evil man and a woman in tears, tears, a bleak in half-face enters the department:

The men! urgently! The search! A bomb with valens!

What is? The valley? In the summer? by Brady?

No is!! Valenko's wife gave a bomb, who was sitting in the entrance, and I had a snail there, 200 thousand!

Bomb was not found.

Something a day I remembered the case when I was studying at the universe at phys-mate.

We had a Russian language for a year. Purely formally offset/not offset. We had somehow the task of deciphering the words as we understand them. It turned out that many were mistaken, as their significance was associated in a narrow manner with some events.

For example: Impeachment - well, many have written that this is an intimate betrayal of the head of state (everyone remembers, of course, Monica and Bill). A dilettant — many, apparently, considered something like a sabotage, which was eventually described as a spy in the rear of the enemy, etc.

A few examples of the teacher brought us our mistakes and other students out of the stream. We then frankly crushed and it seemed like everything, but the hell was swimming there...

Later, she said that such mistakes are recorded in her notebook and accumulated. And later, when it accumulates to a certain limit, it reads to its students on the filfaq to cheer with them and named this notebook "The Untold Dictionary of Physics." And here we got stuck. Physical feelings were affected.

We complained to our professor of physics that the Nifiga did not behave in a human way, especially to an adult person, and roasted to the general view. Our predecessor came to her and she said that she saw nothing terrible in it.

Since then, our predecessor had a notebook "The Untold Problem of Humanities" and once in a certain period of time, when there was something to share with him, he told us how students from the filfak solve problems and we roared over them!

Xxx: Well, I remember when I was a child, when my grandmother suddenly told me that you can’t put anything in the socket. I would have guessed it without her.

And here, after hitting the moment when no one was there, I was precisely in the same socket that she pointed to when she spoke, first pushed one invisible socket, and when I realized that nothing was happening, then the other, respectively, in the other hole of the socket.

No, it wasn’t so bad, luckily! I remember, my hand just shrugged. I was sure of my grandmother’s truth.



Yyy: In the kindergarten, I heard the teacher reporting to another child, “Why is there snow?” And the light came down on me. You can eat snow!!! to

The next day I fell down with a sore throat.

Talk to a colleague at work. He is actively looking for an apartment and the topic came up in which area it is better to take the property.

D is Where I’t get an apartment, it’s in your area.

I am. What is it? The normal area.

D. Yes I am sick. My friend lived there.

I am. And what?

D is - No, she rented an apartment in that area in a new house, and I would go to her entrance, and there...

I am. What is?

D is It is joking!

I am. Not pleasant of course, but...

D is I don’t care what you’re joking about, there’s enough stuff everywhere! The key question is how this creature guessed!

I am. How is?

D is She managed to get into the upper mailbox! With 2 meters! Drop it all from above down! Do you imagine? All the boxes were damned!

I am. The Trident...

D is Yes at all! But the worst is the other. Five years have passed, and I still think how he managed to do it.