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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14731
 25.02.2009
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xxx(23:57:47 19/02/2009)
Is Minsk Belarus?

yyy (23:58:06 19/02/2009)
Belarus is a tractor.
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This is the refrigerator ;)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14730
 25.02.2009
xxx: entered in translate.google.com "Have you lived a grandfather", in English it turned out: "Once upon a grandfather yes woman".

Strange, but I did it:

grandfather had lived da baba
I didn’t put a defiant.

xxx is a baby 😉

yyy: ah)))))))

xxx: da baba in da house)))))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14729
 25.02.2009
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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14728
 25.02.2009
My sister is an educated chemist, I used to sometimes drink with her peers. And sooner or later, some of them always said "Taak! I need a wolfram corbid!"And he went somewhere...

Only then I learned that tungsten carbide is written as "WC".

c) Quarterly

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №14727
 25.02.2009
xxx: Regarding the fish, by the way, I didn't tell you how we lived in our apartment, in the bathroom, in a thick bowl?
YYY: *ROFL* Who is it? not eat!
That is the fish!
xxx: I tell you - in a fish store, in the market began to sell live fish. My dad loves to eat fresh fish. He bought this pollen, brought home, the fish is still alive, in the package shakes.
xxx: Well, we are all, the ichthyologists foolish, let her in the bath, she’s like killing!)) Okay, she is alive.
No one in the family was washing for 3 days. There lived a bulldozer. We even tried to feed him. Then Dad got it, he got it, and on the bowl. The day probably no one talked to Daddy, let alone that there was Tolu! He almost became my friend! :D
Ahahaha, you are burning!


[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14726
 25.02.2009
Question: Hello Doctor, I have a question. When having sex with my wife I have no problems, and if I want to have sex with another woman there are problems in the absence of an erection. Why is it happening?
Answer: Because the conscience is awakened.

Aaa... I knew, I knew that the conscience where on the fuck talks :)

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