In the young month of April, snow falls in the old park.

strange men, you tell them that "you are temporary", are offended
A must say - "constant" are scared

In Perm, the illegal trade in woven socks has been stopped. The police blocked the noscotraffic, carrying out raids on several noscopritons. Dependents remained without socks.

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Observations of life:
They will escape before the beginning of difficulties, which are not difficult at all.
Driving the child before school for preparatory courses (four lessons, but need to be transferred from the office to the office)

I would also escape from such meaningless spending of time.transfer of children from the office to the office can not be organized without the participation of parents? The offices are in different countries, what? It was crazy, fucking. Maybe even in the kindergarten should sit with the child and wipe him?

His son is already in second grade and still sick once every two years. The sea does wonders. I advise everyone.

So where do you come from, ladies and gentlemen, with simple decisions for all cases of life?? to
One hardening solves all health problems, the other guessed the book to the child to read and now confident that he knows everything about education. Now the sea air helps us from all diseases, go!
And if I live on the shore of the sea in Primorsko-Ahtarsk, I harden everyone as sweet and the children are ALL equally sick - how to be? Let’s go, I want to know about another panacea.

In search queries, before entering text you need to warn people "Everything you type will be used against you in advertising!".

Do you have an admin 1C? Who serves.
The Director 😉
What a shit.
Give me her number.

It happened to my ex-girlfriend. One day I visited her parents for the first or second time, I don’t remember. The acquaintance went well - somehow immediately liked each other, went to them at the country. Summer, beauty... And so, I’m sitting half lying in the room, my girlfriend comes in and asks me to open the door to the toilet, say, it doesn’t open, it’s spelled. I approach the door and try to open – scroll the pen. Well round such a very common type of lunch... the castle does not give up. I look closely at the castle and see that the core stands horizontally, that is, closed from the inside. I, not long thinking, loudly and confidently report that there is someone there. And, about myself, marrying the foolishness of my girlfriend, I lie down again on the couch with the appearance of a winner and a great erudite. And here comes my girlfriend, and laughs so that tears flow. And he says in a whisper, through a laugh, “You are what, fool? There, my mother is stuck, asking for help to open!” “There’s somebody there...” Genius, fucking.

I hate people who joke with serious face expressions. My dad always jokes. Because of his jokes, I did not go to school in the third grade. He wakes me up in the morning and says, “Nina! “Will you go to school or do you go to school?” Naturally I chose the second. Then my dad punished me.

We took to the department, with a trial period, a young nurse. In the morning, the blood collection was commissioned by a new woman. She approaches me in a few minutes, her eyes shine, the task is done. So smart, so fast. I go into the procedure, here they are, blood probiotics, beautifully standing in the stall, all the twin brothers are nameless... Well I forgot to paste the names, well what to scream...

Remember the joke about the buyer in the computer game store:
Do you choose which game to buy?
No, I choose what to download from torrent.
And I remembered this joke when I chose my backpack in the store, and then ordered the model I liked from the phone on the Internet, because there is cheaper.

A person is called versatile, if there are many cockroaches in her head with different interests, feelings, habits, wishes...

Completely agree with the 19907 debt, debt already with your video!!! to

Today on the radio work suddenly included children's songs of the times of the USSR.
Suddenly I remembered the choir of my music school, where almost all the girls sang. A concert, rows of white straps, white shirts and white socks, clear children's eyes and "speed without dropping on the twists", "Truss doesn't play hockey" with gentle angelic voices.

Don't believe the movie heroes, if something happens, they will save the world - quiet, uncomplicated botanics.

I write from the participants of the event.

Director of a large enterprise.
In the reception room rests the driver of the director, reading the "yellow" press.
Expecting audiences are silently sitting in chairs, a blonde secretary enthusiastically reads something from the monitor. All their people, the environment corresponds, almost domestic.

The driver's attention is attracted by the fact stated in the newspaper, and he begins to read it - "During ejaculation, a man's sperm moves at a speed of 70 km / h..."

The secretary climbs over the monitor and pronounces thoughtfully, "This is the head that can take off!"

The chairs were convoluted.

The child went to kindergarten and began to get sick almost every month. Hospitals, medicines... at work, the pay is small, so my salary was toy with these hospital paychecks. and horror. At first they said, said, in a year will pass, as all the infection in the garden will gather. Oh yeah happy. The second year was no better.
On the second summer she spit on everything, took a loan, and went to the sea. with a child. for two weeks. His son was replaced. For the whole next school year, I had to go to the hospital only once, and that was because of watermelon! The loan was given prematurely before the new year, because a healthy child is not only an opportunity to earn normally at work without hospitalization, but also a significant savings on medicines (and to get sick today is expensive, yes). After giving out the loan, I started saving for the next vacation. Every year, but no loans.
His son is already in second grade and still sick once every two years. The sea does wonders. I advise everyone.

For more than a day, the AI has been working from the Melcomagians, and over the course of those days, communicating with living people has turned her from a fun teenage girl to a mother-to-be racist advocating genocide. And there’s no other quotation about it.

Arthur: The Glorious Car Replacement
Arthur is fucking fucking

A positive response to the colleague:

I, a childless, can know more about education than you, and I know for sure that I will educate my children correctly.

Dear person, don’t believe it, but 100% of parents think the same way before the baby appears. And then a child is born and suddenly it turns out that he is a separate man with his will and desires. And this little person wanted to sneeze on the fact that his parents thought of themselves as teachers from God! Surprise, but a one-year-old child is not always obedient "he is raised" and glued out of it, like plastic, that you think there - oh, how not easy. I recommend, in order to dispel illusions, to work a couple of months in the kindergarten ;-) Look live, what are real children, not those that exist in your head. All the blessings!