Included in ORT. There fucking Elena Malysheva with an unchanging cheerful smile tells me that, I quote: "Leaving that world is a happy time!" I turned off the horse.
The season of sudden love for the Motherland and veterans is open!
Do not forget to remind you how angry you are that veterans are only remembered on holidays.
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I add :
From what point was Vladimir the Baptist at first a fierce persecutor of Christians, and then suddenly changed sharply?
He chose religion as his wife: that the prince should stand above the pope (and not as in Catholicism, where the pope could exclude the king from the church, and he was conducted to manipulate), and even a little for the beauty of the rites.
UNICEF, another important factor was that Christians are not forbidden to bow.
The results of the survey under hypnosis of the 30s of the last century were disclosed.
It turns out that the surveyed claimed that he was abducted by aliens.
Under hypnosis, he said the following.
Aliens collect all possible information about Earth. But they are inconvenient by the almost complete incomprehensibility of inscriptions in medical cards. Aliens have claimed that in the entire galaxy there are no more unclear manuscripts than the doctors on Earth!
- so he was shown some type of "writing machine" after pressing its keys appeared an image on the "TV". And it was possible to print the written text on the "telegraphic apparatus".
The aliens said that they would soon give the earth’s people the technology to produce such machines. Let our doctors clearly make their recordings on "TV".
The patient after this hypnosis session was diagnosed with a psychiatric diagnosis and sent to the hospital.
And we now know thanks to whom computers have appeared in the world, including in doctors' offices!
Dialogue about missing classes:
Why not be in a couple?
He lay in the hospital.
With what?
With the pressure!
Where does the pressure come from at such a young age?
Inherited from my grandmother.
My wife said that I am not a man, but a shirt. I cried and went to my mother.
All my life I have had the Pindos female name Melissa. I really would like to call my daughter so. I am afraid they will irritate. Precisely, I was afraid before. According to the latest trends, judging for the unusual name will irritate Masha.
Comment on one of the provider’s requests:
This device is directly connected to the
The underworld. When the tube is raised, the sounds of hell are heard.
The ears bleed, especially the screams of the victims of the boilers.
The apparatus was replaced by a more orthodox.
If I don’t go to see this movie, will I lose something? If yes, then what? Or not?
Zzz You lose, Olya, you lose. 160 rubles if you go to the morning session and 310 rubles if you go to the evening.
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One night I did not sleep, clicked on the channels, stumbled on some broadcast. I lie, look, interview Tatyana Chernigovskaya, for those who do not know, Tatyana Vladimirovna Chernigovskaya - a Russian scientist in the field of neuroscience and psycholinguistics, as well as the theory of consciousness. A lot of interesting and interesting things have been said, among other things, it is possible that all that surrounds us is just hallucinations that the brain itself invents while lying in a bank with fluid, for example. At this point, the signal on the TV is cut off, and it only turns on 5 minutes later, when the subject of the conversation has gone in a completely different direction. Coincidence or information leakage was prevented? and :)
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A specialist came to the boss, who has long and successfully worked in the company, performing 2 parallel functions. The expert wanted more money. What would a greedy boss do?
He would send a worker. What would that mean in the future? Discomfort, possible job search and care.
What did the wise boss do? He studied the labour market on these two functions, calculated how much money he would cost two new people, calculated how much % he needed to raise the current worker, so that he was satisfied and the budget did not scream. and raised.
All such bosses.
You eat everything that is bad: healthy appearance, ruby cheeks, great well-being.
You eat cracked healthy food: you look like a heroin torch.
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Bombardier aircraft are advantageously distinguished by a lower price compared to competitors, which is very important for the Orthodox Church, glorifying the ideals of poverty and non-exclusion. So Global Express 5000 cost the Patriarchate only 33 million euros, and the decoration of golden leather and palisanders - only 5 million euros. The money saved will go to the treatment of children dying from cancer.
Today, unraveling the crossword, on the question "Element of the plant cell" confidently brought "Vakuol". I was blinded, I had been waiting for 30 long years to use this information from school.
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My father is a military, so we have moved to different cities several times. At some point they found themselves in a very small town, literally 500 people and a submarine.
In the evening of the second day of my brother's stay there (years seven or eight at the time) with a motive of the type of "they came here!" was beaten by the son of Captain Masoedov, who arrived a month earlier. In principle, this is all you need to know about hatred of visitors.
In connection with the fact that I am engaged in the development of websites - sent me TZ for evaluation:
The site is an interactive online farm. A person can rent a real land plot and order its processing (planting, roofing, planting, harvesting, etc.) He can monitor all his actions online through his webcam in his personal office.
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I don’t know how you do, but the meaning of Saturday is to rub rub rubbish into large bunches. and all.
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Don’t believe it, but even money does not ask for religion.
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Well try the church candle for free to get, some church rite for free to order. You will be sent far away.
What is your address?
- 173.168.15.10
It is your home address!
- 127.0.0.1
Your physical address!! to
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Fuck...