I have knives better than my husband. I was taught at work, I need it. He is not. Should I trust my husband to cut meat? Who is a doctor? I understand meat better and I know how and why it should be cut. Cleaning the vegetables? Yes, he will shed blood in the whole kitchen, I will then tie him over and wash the kitchen... and from where he knows how to cut for a certain food - there are many ways! The bags are yes. Once a week, bring the cart to the car and put 5 bags in the trunk. I drive a car, but he refuses. Grith, careless and uninteresting to him. Well, and here I have a wonderful 40-year-old child, who knows how to feed a cat, take away garbage and...sweat! It is harmless, but one joy.

Look at those heartless, black eyes, filled with wrath and thirst for killing!
I think you exaggerate...
No is! He is the messenger of hell on earth, he must be destroyed!
Stop trying to feed your younger sister's hamster cat!
Evil can only be destroyed by a greater evil.

One loser fell out of the competition. The difference between the "beyond passers" and the "familiar" one minute, mommy's son. Cry in the pillow.
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Let me guess, the majority of your acquaintances are named "Remembered"?

Now if I see Bentley on the road, I begin to think, I wonder, does the owner have lice?

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Deputy Chairman of the Board of the Bank from the top ten, an excellent family - wife, four children.
August 14th.
The middle and junior, who have lived in a children's camp in France since June, are returning home.
And yes yes!
Mom in the wharf, dad in the prostration, the elderly remind - and you remember, Vitka from Italy also came bleachy?

So everything is okay.

<Kn1ghtJed1K> I have two cats - Mila Jovovich and Darya Dontsova
<Cacktus> O_o
<j8> Kn1ghtJed1K: But you can tell everyone that you are sleeping with Miloya Jovovich and Darya Dontsova. by RAZU.
<Spartuner> my cat was called a tube, because when his cat was compressed, he sered abundantly.

He either ate with an unhappy face or did not eat at all. There was no desire to cook at home. I do not claim to be an intellectual. Maybe someone will teach me how to do it right now. So for the future...
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So, let him cook in his hands - and let him crawl himself, the bulb - the chicken adds)))
That only in youth can roll, in older women mostly the brain is in place. Don't want to eat - cook yourself)) and you will emerge - better say goodbye))) especially if you both work equally

There is no point in holding a woman next to you who doesn’t think you’re a genius.
It is...
Well, what after that you complain "wife fool", oh. It characterizes your mental abilities.

Q: What is a discourse?
WOW: A set of meanings related to a particular topic. In different discourses, words have different denotations (what the word means by itself) and connotations (the field of associations that the word calls).
Q: And in Russian?
Let’s take the word "ya". For somebody, the logical continuation will be "krivedko", for somebody "das is fantastic", and for somebody "Ktolhu" or "Shub-Nigurrat". Or this will be associated with a ball of fertilizer.

Torrent "50 Shades of Grey, Extended Version" The comments:
What was expanded?
rob1967: Added 2 more shades of grey cut by censorship

There is a beauty contest among grandmothers in Brazil.
Look at the nominee - not every 18-20-26 year old has such a figure and the courage to walk in such dresses ;)

Still, the most cool Brazilian aunt is Calagin.
"In the forests, where a lot of wild cattle"

and Unique:

The Mass:
This is not Peter’s weather, it is P@#$ez!!! I run forward and the wind takes me back!!! It has already passed, snow, rain, and the sun is blinded every 10 minutes in the grafted eye!!! No hair on the head. Their dust!

For almost half of the country, this weather has been around for a week. Peter is again.

Achrenels, iPhones are made by melting method, when cooling, a touch screen, body, battery and so on is formed, it is not disassembly. The battery in the iPhone is not changed, in case of failure, a new model is purchased.
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of Iowa. Directly I see how the iPhone crystallizes into the desired shape after floating. With a touch screen and battery. Then the top is covered.
If the car is filled with a ashes box, the car will also change. There are bad ones...

I went to the psychotherapist, and he said to me, “And you, my friend, have a personality disorder, here are your pills. As soon as you start to hear the voices, immediately call, others will write you out"
Here is the stop.
This explains a lot :D
HH: This is not the end of the story. I come home, all in trouble, thinking about how I got to such a life. I go to bed and I dream that I am a java app. And I, that is, my consciousness, is an abstract class with a huge bunch of heirs. I look further into the code and see that it is absolutely randomly selected who will "roll". Karoche re-written the code so that at least some logic was in the choice of the steering wheel and that it could be changed at any time.
It seems easier)

Back to Old

So why aren’t they on dating sites?
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Because to die an old lady is not so scary - it is definitely no worse than daily wiping out of all that shit, that on dating sites fly on girls the most active male category there - those for whom the "dating site" is synonymous with "social bordell for the poor of both sexes". I can’t imagine how deprived of self-esteem or how deeply desperate the girls there are.

"Even in families where there are villas and they ride Bentley, you can, unfortunately, find lice"-Onishchenko on the Eche.
Now if I see Bentley on the road, I begin to think, I wonder, does the owner have lice?

It even became interesting: what do these "time-employed people" do the remaining 11 months of the year?
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I wish you never in your life to know how seasonal workers live out of season.

An application to the tech support of the company arrives: "I have a screwdriver on the screen, and it prevents me from working. Do something!"
Well, I’ll go through the remote desk, please show me. Drive somewhere in the center of the screen with the mouse, pointing to an empty place.
"Where do I go?" -"That is where I point out, this is the screwdriver". Well, maybe a glitch of something above all the windows just may not be transmitted in the picture... In general, I walk to the owner of a strange screwdriver.
I take off the monitor and leave. and all.

Count how many people a day you meet when you go from/to work/work, these people can be met. You can go to the internet, there are dating sites, sites on themes, just sites funny.
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Do you seriously not notice the semantic difference between the "outgoing person who could have met" and the "familiar"? Well, suppose how many of the encountered on the way from work and to work of the female age obviously not interested in you, how many of the remaining more or less married, how many of the relatively free are already in love and hold someone on the mark, and how many of the units left after the departure of the "gust" and "type" of the already few remaining category will not want to meet on the street with some strange uncle.
Or in your forest on the streets walk exclusively free colorers, who are only waiting for some left guy to favor them with their attention?

Mother settled on the "Game of Thrones". I watched all four seasons in a week. Our little dog is now a lonely wolf. The cat was called Imperfect. Why is? Because it is castrated.

The fucking! has slid.
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I prefer forums for one simple reason. This is my most natural professional deformity. I worked in the press for 15 years. And when I write a message in the chat, I try to write literally. I put the head letters and interpenetration signs, then re-read the message before sending, correct the spelling and style. While I write one message, most interlocutors have time to set five... And if we’re little familiar, I’m often called a brake.
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I'm sorry, but imagine how it feels to write to a corrector and editor with such bits one by one on a brother. Simple work correspondence stretches for hours... and there is no rescue. Even attempts to move to the Albanian do not help - one shit, time is wasted on checking, only now - the conformity of errors. T_T