CODD: We will close the center in Moscow, we recommend to refrain from traveling by car.
Auto enthusiasts: class, everything is like a slug on the subway, and I quickly jump by the machine.
The result: 9 points.

We all marry our loved ones and divorce ourselves.

xxx: overwhelmed
............
And every time I get the feeling that I have just been virtuously deceived.
— — —
Every time I hear it in my head "I hear it"

We sit with the bats and watch the advertisement on MatchTV. And there is Kiev’s Major, where the main prize is a dollar lam. Then my father asks me:

If you want to go to cyber sports. Do you promote yourself nowhere?

Five minutes ago, I told you to go out.

Uncomfortable silence for a few seconds.

“Daddy, in school they say you’re doing something...al in my upbringing.

I suspect that some of your children appeared only because you are afraid of any means of protection and do not know how to use them.
−− and
Applause to stand! I will take note ))

Why do women have trousers and men have cowards?
It depends on filling. A bag and a bag :)

> Citizen Zhukov, can you explain the motives of your video?

I am a graffiti and a dumb man. I am fascinated by the sounds of my own voice.

One of the not the most cynical, but cynical things I’ve seen: the eco-friendly oil for lubricating the gasoline chain.

Have you ever seen a dog’s leg tattoo on a prostitute’s hip?
Unconscious people look, but are unable to understand anything, just an ordinary tattoo. It is a purely demonic sign.
Yyy: I and the prostitutes have never seen it (

I have been interested in this question for a long time.
If sanctified heavy water is used in the reactor to produce arms plutonium, will the sanctity of the atomic bomb for the Crusade pass to plutonium and thus make the bomb Orthodox?

Aaa: Thanks to Disney, I have every chance to live up to Star Wars 20.
Star Wars 20: The Last Jedi, this time honestly.

bbb: And yes, they will have to switch to the Arabic numbers on the posters for the thirteenth film, because Star Wars XXX may be understood a bit wrong.

When the Force Awakens came out, I wrote a joke about how the empire went stupid by hiring a second-time designer of the Death Star.
And here comes the exaggeration-1 in which it is detailed that the designer worked against his will and deliberately wiped out everything, then he was killed, then his boss was killed and nobody knows about anything. Maybe it is not accidental.
I suspect in the next part will tell about how by negligence the big boss did not understand and took the old drawings.

XX: What is there and how?
Trombosis in the leg. Afternoon check-up after the injection.
I always knew he was a cyborg :)
Why a cyborg?
xxx: And you saw how he looks at people :) I need to check - maybe there is a new firmware, some new capabilities added :)
Zzz : Yes. Sometimes there is such. And the bag when it comes to the refrigerator hangs and does not stop until everything is eaten.)))
xxx: This vulnerability has already been remedied in the latest updates. Someone actually invented a coat. That is, he still approaches the refrigerator, opens it and despite the fact that there is plenty of food, declares "nothing to wear" and leaves.
Why “to wear” and not “to eat” is also unclear.
XXX: I think there was another bug.

My life immediately turned dramatic – first I was called Tania, and then I dropped a ball into the river.

<xxx>I am troubled by the question: What do those who instead of "Glory to God!" say "Glory to the eggs" believe?
<yyy>I don’t know, they’re definitely not creationists.

Comments on the article "CIA user guide on remote surveillance of Samsung TVs" posted on Hicks:
Sometimes you watch TV and sometimes the TV is watching you.

by hdfan2:
Excellent style of management. It is called “mushroom management” – “management of mushrooms”. Employees should be managed like mushrooms - kept in the dark and watered more often. Do not forget to cut off those who are too old.

xxx: The younger sister brought a note in the school diary —
"He reproduced on the lesson “Dog valse” with slugs".
and blue! The dog valse. The monkeys.
After the wild rust, I had only two questions: WHY and WHY?! to
It turns out, loudly sneezing the nose on the motif of "Dog valse" x))

xxx: Do you think that Samson’s hair and Achilles’ heels are Bagi or Fichi?
YYY: As far as I know, I am not a programmer.
XX: Yes, I’m just asking, your opinion, so to say.
yyy: Well, from a legal point of view, regardless of whether the mentioned features were defects or not, in both cases they were known in advance and stipulated, and therefore they can no longer be the basis for the claim, so that is, in some way, a small font in the service contract.