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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113885
 25.05.2015
Trailer of the San Andreas Breakdown.
M: How do they (Americans) love to break everything...
Q: How do you imagine a movie where they are constantly building?
M: They don’t have such a movie. And in Russia there is. More precisely in the union.
Both of them: Shuriki!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113884
 25.05.2015
xxx> Dimane, let's go with us to the cinema ) and then maybe Rom will take us to the country ))
yyy> I can’t, I have fitness
xxx> and you are
xxx> Everyone already knows what your fitness is
xxx> But how much can I do in the room?
xxx> Think of your fitness club...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №113883
 25.05.2015
YYU: The second Fallout is good because, in principle, it can be passed without committing a single murder (clearly). The truth sometimes has to be distorted. For example, when in New Rhinos one of the bosses of the mafia accidentally drowned, his bullies began to run after me throughout the city, and in order not to kill them myself, I had to run away, covering up with prostitutes. And when one of the bandits shot the prostitute, a real massacre began. Against the bandits revolted all the snoopers and prostitutes, armed mostly with knives and drugs, which, in general, made them more effective fighters than the bandits, absolutely not knowing how to use their laser pistols. I only had to stand by and watch. In what other game is this possible?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №113882
 25.05.2015
However, spam sometimes creates such stupid situations. To me, a classical violinist who studied on 4 continents, works in Europe and in principle knows a lot about quality music (not only classics, but also jazz, blues, rock, tango, clergy, even punk and rap), came such spam:

On May 25 at 18:00 Timati and L'one will tell you everything about rap, quality music and the rules of their lives. Come on, it will be cool --> link

So, as far as I know, even among the Russian pseudo-stars of Timati – it’s just a retreat, and what about the world level... In short, yes, very interesting, I’ll come.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113881
 25.05.2015
If all you can do is eat and catch – either you’re a cat or I don’t love you.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113880
 25.05.2015
In India, three hundred people have died from the heat - 46 degrees!

How many, a billion and a half?

XXX is OK. The squad did not notice the losses of a fighter and Hare Krishna sang to the end.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №113879
 25.05.2015
The Scientist :
...there is a bunch of facts which other than the domination of the spirit or the soul over the body cannot be explained.
– – – – –
And to explain what is "prevalvation", is it possible?
Or I, an illiterate retarded person, only "prevalence" know.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №113878
 25.05.2015
I didn't want to join the whisper, but the cake in the topic got hurt:

You are great in bed.
Just two minutes for God.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113877
 25.05.2015
A long time ago, before the era of the Internet, crosswords were discovered. There is only one word left:"A stronger chest". Five letters, the second "a". "Pallash" is not suitable. I began to recall all the Sequires and Catanas. No is! I tried to remember what they call the cold weapons of Damascus steel.

The answer is: DAMKA!

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