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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83313
 25.06.2013
Review: Three Meters Above the Sky: I Want You
yyy: This movie should be called "Split 2: I'm a loch"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №83312
 25.06.2013
Disputes about Geisha
I wonder who and where each other is going, it’s unpleasant. But I want only one more. to the rainbow.(no matter how many colors) again became a symbol of childhood, joy, and not pedics and gay parades. That’s why I’m against the backbone.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №83311
 25.06.2013
XXX: Her husband has stolen her
xxx: First, the week at home appeared exactly after the children were laid
xxx: And secondly, he said, “give me a cigarette, I’ll go with Serega on the phone to talk,” took three and went to Kirov.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №83310
 25.06.2013
Judging by the number of scores earned by quotes, funny and good simply translated.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83309
 25.06.2013
G&G and G&G; No I am not hinting at anything! It is coincidence!
June 19 – A container car with weapons for Syrian militants broke in half
June 20 - Day of the Specialist of the Mining Torpedo Service of the Russian Navy

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83308
 25.06.2013
Zack is fucking!
Vasya: What do you have?
Zaxod: I promised my son to make a report, but there was not enough time and I decided to shrink.
Vasya: and
Zaxod: Calls to school. Which hero has the same design for Lucomoria and Wikipedia?! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №83307
 25.06.2013
Have you heard of anti-piracy law? He still went out.
So I’ve already decided for myself: if I’m deprived of my pre-last joy – watching Japanese cartoons, I’ll go to the last one – I’ll kill.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83306
 25.06.2013
Skyld: Word 2007 is an extremely pro-state program.
Skyld: Because, how else to explain that it replaces the "mentions" to "Mentov"
Neuro4ka: o.o
Neuro4ka: Updated Should be replaced by "The Lord of the Police")
At any rate, hit the gap in the fingers.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №83305
 25.06.2013
3) On the old compass burned in battle - the power unit almost burned once.

In it, the fan stopped on the move, and he began to smell and smoke from the heat.

And I just played in tanks, in clan battles.

I scream by voice:
Commander I am burning!! to
Press the fire extinguisher.
I’m burning in real!! Smoke from the system, I can turn off at any time!
100 on the right flank. The 50B is burning.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №83304
 25.06.2013
Mathematicians think God is in equations, neuroscientists are sure God is in the brain, and programmers are sure God is one of them.c) Morgan Freeman

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83303
 25.06.2013
If your child is gay, you have one option. Either accept it, or go out the window.
________

I want to ban people who don’t know how to count to two.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83302
 25.06.2013
xxx: I have friends, coming to visit to whom, the phrase "sit down, feed you now" you perceive as a threat...

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