I had to serve under the command of a very distinguished, well-deserved general. Combatant, harsh, he made trembling even on the kinds of commanders he saw. When he entered the part - there as if a lion's prairie was launched - no one was left on the street, all tensely depicted active activity in the fields, because for the smallness (from the disturbance of the shape of clothes - to the wrong approach - waste), he could and dismissed. And, here, bypassing the dosage once again, he notices the hidden warrior-time, and lovingly calls to himself.
The Zoldaticus marchs clearly and boldly reports that he, the soldier Hudoberdiev, has arrived on your order. The commander was pleased that such eagles were serving under his command. The only thing that confused him was the shifted side of the cap on the bald skull of the deadline.
Repair the head!“He rattled. The Fighter. Without hesitation, he raised his hands and said, “Yes!He repaired the general fuse, after which he turned around and clearly disappeared in the vast parts.

The bastard! You called me Katie again during sex!! to
It is so dark...

There was a joke in the metro yesterday. I took a backpack from work, put a guitar in a box and a laptop bag in it. I stand on the pedestal, a guy approaches, says that a tourist, and that I have a funny backpack (and he has me, really funny, special forces with all the twists on the dural frame), and asks permission to photograph this backpack. The backpack is next to me. The man takes a photo, leaves, shows a photo to the comrade. He fits, asks for permission, and also takes pictures on the phone. It is not from this company a man and also a photographer, but no longer a backpack, but me.
I sit in the wagon. There are two girls nearby. Then they approached and said:
Could you take an aphrodisiac?

There was a quote, said what we are minted goats, where one prosecutor violated the law and was given only two years, and even conditionally. And now think about this: What do you say to a neighbor who is evading taxes? You don’t give it up, no, because it’s not human, you’re not like these disgusting penthouses. But there are thousands of people like him, and you work to keep them alive. And think about how your children go to the disco, get drunk there and rape a girl in the sort, filming it on a mobile phone, and then pouring in contact or on YouTube. Then your offspring acknowledge everything, and you strangle this girl so that she doesn't go to us, say, okay, it's drunk, and especially frozen of you, the bastards start to convince that she herself wanted this, and threaten. Think of your children killing someone drunk, and you’re giving bribes to prosecutors you hate so much that your bastards get rid of responsibility. And now think about why we are so strict with you, why we stretch all the hooks and drive you into a lie at the slightest suspicion. Fuck, you’re a puppy, because it’s scary to realize that the most disgusting and disgusting monster in this country is yourself.

Why did Pushkin die?
by Dante
Any dental illness?

I admire our sellers in the market. I sit with my bags full of tomatoes. fit a gypsy with a diet, well, standard divorce, type give for food. The saleswoman said 4 words: “Woman, go away, he’s a student.” The Gypsy looked at me with such pity, if I had made a face like a cat in a shrek, she would have thrown my own coat on the march))

Menestrel12

I searched for the answer to the question 'how to get a girl to leave you?

There were a lot of suggestions, but in the mode 'patztalom' I translated the advice 'break her hand! You are not!'

asked to tell
The case was 2 years ago...admined in a private firm...collective mostly female with all the consequences...eternally the cable will be broken off, monic will not turn on or screw them in a crack, do not press a num lock or a bunch of folders lie on the ctrl at the gods..in general like everyone...but not about this...burned the printer paper called and said that the printer does not print...I come and spit...a piece of paper(leaves 7) attached to the clamps are placed in the printer’s pot (gratefully the printer from the abundance of paper did not allow the paper to enter the cartridge with the clamps...because it was hurt)...in general I was angry I gathered all the clamps(stucks 7)...and I sp

I’m not the first month watching the sleepy jokes in the style of the "camedi-club" in the direction of the vase. Who of you who were crazy was in the factory? The bankruptcy of the plant has long been a planned move at the state level promoted by Western corporations. The factory was seized in 2004 by a raider attack at the state level by “effective managers” from Moscow, who began pumping giant amounts of bubble into Moscow and the SPB. Where does this bubble come from if the plant is lost? All of the "help vase" is nothing more than a splash of money by officials and managers who put it on their accounts. And you, stupid and uneducated (therefore not considering yourself as such), are carefully processed on the Internet (the zombie is not for you). You are not told how "effective managers" bought corners with snowboards for workers' money, they do not write about the money for which a charter flight flies every week on the Tolyaty-Moscow route, they do not write that Aryatkov had $130 a month, that he received a year's income of work at the factory - one and a half billion rubles, they do not write that he was appointed by the governor and now redirected all the cash flows of the region to Moscow, that the mayor of Tolyaty with the team of the same managers - controls the money flows from the city. You are not written about a billion euros of shares sold in a factory that has disappeared somewhere.

You only write nonsense - that the state holds a factory.

You can write "to let you die all there in Tolyaty". There is no need for mind here.