The usual evening... I go to the kitchen, where my mother closes the cucumbers, and my sister, at the kitchen table, sits and paws (found a hobby at the age of 19). Her mother talks about her grandchildren. As a result, the sister can’t stand and this conversation occurs:
When I was 13 years old, a chiromant reminded me that I would have twins when I was 22.
Well and?
What is "no and"? You see, I sit and wait.

The truth is sitting and waiting.

I sit in line. Barishny, in principle, the people are funny, but in the women's consultation-directly the clone!! Sitting a thin pale girl, with a photo of the uzi, she fills the standard questionnaire, blows up... Here she raises her head and says, “The presumed month of birth of your baby... I’m you, fucking, Nostradamus?and "
I did not hold up! I cried in the voice ?

You can't touch your hands - you can ruin the manicure.
God, why do we have this punishment?and "

God tell you, do you have such bodies?

How to distinguish anime from multiples?
Anthropomorphic animals in animation, in anime the opposite.

I got my first home!!I am so pleased with my first two-seat tent!Blessed to you!

Why do you travel through half a city? Since I am single for the fourth day, I propose to surrender to the confectionery ravage of me.
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XXX returned to his hometown. A heartbreaking story. He was like his parents at night. Well I went, and went, warned because in advance, I slept quietly. I wake up at three and a half at night from a phone call. Worse than night calls are only night visits – I immediately panic, because I don’t expect anything good from them. Oleg is calling. All, my heart has died, I understand what happened to the emergency... I respond to the challenge... And what do I hear?
yyy: Drunk confessions and women's voices in the background?
xxx: With an absolutely sober voice, he asks me if he will do it if he makes a giraffe tattoo in the back!
Suicide: What did you say?
Well, if it were in the afternoon, I might have answered more sharply. And so the demand, the evil... Advised, once he loves Africa so much, to smash another hippopotam on the swallow, and a struts on the ass.
YYY: And what then?
xxx: Something... "And he’s no longer married to them" :-)