Yyy: The child decided to call Sophia)))
The poor boy.

I went to a hypermarket with a friend. I had to buy sponges for washing floors. When he came to the department, he caught the saleswoman and put her on the floor with one question!
Girl, tell me, where are your sex sponges?! to
Everything was on the floor!

XXX: I thought
I am really weird sometimes.
At work my days are considered drug addicts.
XXX: This is the case.
xxx: They ruined that I didn’t give them "active rest"
XX: Under what they understood buchlo and semi-dances
XXX: So I built them in the chord after lunch.
xxx: and we drove around the pavement, singing songs with disorderly voices
And then, when we suddenly broke the car.
xxx: I built them in a column of 1
XXX: Put your hands in front of the struggling
XXX: and half dancing barley on the side - again under the music
XXX: It was all with a tail in my hand.
XXX: But no one argued with me.

X> How do you work with programmers?
Y> Well very simple... imagine a workshop where statues are made, here a marble stone, here they come from marketing and say we need breasts, then they say we need a butt, then they say we need a leg... then a hand, then a hand is not needed, then the second leg and it gets -
The foot on the head, the head in the ass, the ass on the breasts, and the breasts on the legs... and then we are told - and we wanted Venus Milosskaya...

Bad sign: The boss came to work before you.

A girl, we call her Masha Ivanova, was 23 years old when she slept with 20 men. Some Jamma Jameson slept with a much larger number of men, in all poses and angles.

My girl, how sad you have never learned how to formulate your questions correctly. Let us change the name of the poor Jemma to Anetchka and transfer your situation to the Russian court.
Here is a girl who loves sex and does not think it embarrassing to sleep with someone from friends. And there is a girl who has slept with 20 men. At the same time, Annette in the company for some reason loves, and Mashenka - not.
Because Anetcha just loves sex, is not afraid of experiments in bed, regularly visits the gynecologist - in general, a responsible girl, and with a sense of humor. And Mashenka is looking for a doy male who will contain both her and the spinoff she will fly from him. You can't push the man in bed again, he prefers the brain's fuck. Therefore, 20 men have escaped from her in wild horror. Not " guys", I will notice.
Therefore, a sexually mature young man is more interesting and easier to communicate with Anetka, although in fact yes, both girls are prostitutes.
Mushrooms, am I right?

XXX: I am now sitting in the VK and I feel like a colonel.
YYY : Why?
No one writes to the Colonel.

and Kurskiy:
Man as an OS.
by Tim:
Which oxygen do you mean? :)
and Kurskiy:
Windows, since.nix are Buddhists (they know how to rebirth), Macs are major (ponts and nothing more). And only Wind - the average person - will shut down all the place he finds, fertilize a bunch of processes and happily die.

How did you get involved in same-sex love?
One day, I was bitten by a mosquito in my ass, I scratched and fell away.

The mosquitoes have done it all!
Are you often out in nature?
DUKE : No! This nature often happens to me.

A man is fighting with his girlfriend.
Q: I’m on you right now, but that doesn’t change anything.
D: How pleasant, thank you :)

So, first we go to the cinema, choose a session and buy tickets in advance. On the way, we check if the new "Friedis" already has a license for alcohol and, if there is, we return there to have breakfast before the session. If not - go to "Starlight", where it is sure to pour and eat chili. A good plan?
This is not a plan, but a shit algorithm. To fall into that cocktail now, and whatever happens, this is the plan.

In this country you have to give bribes to officials not for breaking the law, but for NOT breaking against you.

Laika

XXX is yes. It weighs 50 kg.
Xxx: I am a French jamming 50 crazy
YYYYYYYYYYYY
You can get it out of your backpack!! to

Somebody has found another use of “incognito” mode in chrome except for watching porn?

I: What is this "lifetime" guarantee?
Advisor: Until it breaks down.

<blzz> my dad, who recently became a grandfather somewhere, remembered that if a little one put a valerian root under the pillow, the little one will sleep peacefully. I forgot that my cat lives in my apartment.

My grandfather dropped a cigarette between his feet. I told him. not see. The Grandmother:
> Daddy, she fell between her legs!
> yes okay, not sharp

I agreed to meet my friends at the bar. It is located in a semi-sized room, i.e. Mobile phones do not take and find them just by calling I could not.
I come — I look — there is no place (half-dark and a lot of people, noise). I decided to stick - I approach, I ask the girl waitress / administrator:
I: Hi, I am looking for my friends idiots.
Q: (for a second thinking approaches one of the tables) These?
I: Unfortunately not.
D: There are no others (he presses his shoulders and leaves).
Later it became clear that "my fools" were there, but there were no seats and they left. And the company "tech" guys see a great change.

We are horrors flying on the wings of the night.
We are the night flying on the wings of horror!
We are wings flying on wings!
Zzzz: You are a drug addict, blat...