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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86034
 25.08.2013
(The name is real)
Ivan Shashilnikov
I was in this situation at work too.

No_Alex
Which of the described?

Ivan Shashilnikov
in the first

No_Alex
Who do you work for O_O?

Ivan Shashilnikov
The name that I can still work with is written on my family :(

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86033
 25.08.2013
Those who are jealous of ignorance

"We go to the clothes shop. I figured...
I think if a girl with a size of 5 buys a swimsuit with a push-up, then she definitely has problems... Well, at least with a sense of measurement.

The girl bought it not for the sake of increasing the volume, but because only a tough roof frame allows this farm to be fixed, so that it does not roll, like a student, and does not wave on the wind, like the ears of a spaniel. This is for the future, so that no questions arise.

Girl in size 6.

The cat, the shredder.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №86032
 25.08.2013
xxx: is it okay that the six-symbol box on gmail came in for the first time?
Mmm, I don’t know
I have only one there.
It is not a six-symbol.
XHH: Now you will fall face to face, you will fall and you will be told that this account is occupied.

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