My cat has found an alternative to flat TVs. She sleeps on the Wifi router, which stands on the window.

I recently sat with a girl in a cafe and we were about to leave, as a beggar approached us with the intention of pressing out a little money. I try not to do so, as I read a lot of stories about this kind of divorce, and I myself was a witness to how the paralyzed fell on the grace of God - he stood up and ran away, because the working day was over and his tram came.



The beggar realized that he would not like anything from us, switched to, forgive me for the rudeness, an African American sitting nearby. The African American decided to come too and began to speak in English that he did not understand him. And then there was an unexpected turn - a beggar in very good English began to rub him about his difficult, hungry and dangerous life.



My surprise was replaced by sadness and disappointment, as I realized that the beggar spoke English much better than I did.



P.S The Negro did not give him any money either.

I work in a psychiatric hospital, in a compulsory treatment department (read prison for those who cannot serve a real sentence in prison due to mental illness). We "treat" a couple of debilities (mental retardation in the debility stage). One is 16 years old - Valera, the other is 50 years old - Vanya.

I sit with the nurse at the post, the dumb Valer approaches us and asks:

Is it true that there are magicians with magic sticks?

Recently, they were brought to the department to watch Harry Potter. He does not know about it and says to him:

“Valer, you’re 16 years old and you still believe in all the nonsense. Who told you that?

by Vanya...

Go tell him there are no magicians with magic sticks.

I understood.

Valera leaves and comes back a few minutes later. M asks him:

“Well,” said Van, “there are no magicians with magic sticks.

I said.

What did Vanessa say?

P is a cattle.

The real insult is not when you say to a person, “I’ve gone naked, trichomudlyan horse in the ass of a dude, but when you say, “Your point of view is fundamentally wrong, colleague, but I’m not going to waste my working time on charitable explanations of such elementary things, although I will be interested in watching your work.”
Fortunately, the intelligence of most people is not enough to understand this.

And the king said to him, “You are cries, I cannot take you to war.”



The warrior said, “O Lord! I don’t understand, do you recruit soldiers for fighting or for fleeing?”

Today, the guy in the router made a compliment, "Girl, you have such a mysterious smile all the way, I looked and admired." I told him nothing and left. No, what will I tell him? That after the dentist, my face is numb and that if I open my mouth, saliva will flow!

Children do not remember words, they remember actions. If you read the child a lecture for an hour, and then mourn before him, he will only remember how you mourned.

by Armene Jigarhanyan

It’s hard to correct the brains of those who think the ass.

Joseph of Egypt

Is there an ideal crime? For many years, writers have been thinking about this idea, and murderers too. Some even managed to implement this idea. Take the case of Howard Green in London.
Green was a modest rapist, respected in society. He kept a diary that police found in his own home. In his diary, he analyzed 14 ways of killing his wife, to whom he had a deep secret hatred.
Some of the ways were ridiculous, others bold, one or two really brilliant. But what Green realized immediately was that the main danger to crime was not the ability to investigate facts in the past, but problems that could arise in the future.
Every alibi contains an element of lies that, if you try, can be revealed. Green concluded that the only ideal murder is not that which remains uncovered, but that which is uncovered, but with an unfaithful criminal.
In the end, not he kills her, but she kills him. One day she found his diary and stabbed it with kitchen scissors. The jury, shocked by the reading of the diary, considered the murder as self-defense and admitted the widow innocent.
Why is this an ideal crime?
Recently, it was discovered that the manuscript in the diary did not belong to Howard Green.
The diary was written by the lover of his wife, a carpenter of art.

Whoever wakes up early serves food.
The Cat’s Wisdom.

Let us take the beast out like a stranger!
YYY : Hm How do you imagine it?
XX: We will cross the different species until we get the desired result.
YYY: And with whom do we start?
XXX is with us!
YYYYYYYYYYYYY Oh well you!

Types of deviant behavior:
Innovation implies agreement with the goals of society and denial of generally accepted ways of achieving them. The innovators include prostitutes, blackmailers, creators of financial pyramids and great scientists. A Guide to Social Science for Preparation for the EEG.

Memories of my husband.

A commercial wardrobe.

During the sale of the apartment under Helendzhik sold the furniture:
- Take a closet, good cheap, and don't take it - I will cut it off with a tail and throw it out for washing.

Veterinarians of the Primorsky Safari Park noticed in the goat Timur, who became friends with the tiger Amur, signs of obesity and transferred him to a strict diet.

The whole tiger malin is destroyed.

Man is derived from 48 chromosomes.

Answer: I have 46 and they are all normal, not shit. And of the 48 chimpanzees, for example, there are all kinds of gorillas and other orangutans.

XXX: Cookie Policy
XXX: The Cookie Police
XXX is!
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Blocking of the Bitcoin exchange website
xxx:Bitcoins...Bitcoins... here are already websites depicting sausages forbidding:

A fourth spectacle that can be watched endlessly. As a young, ambitious and purposeful guy on a summer tire, he tries to get out of the hole.

Hotel for gamers in Amsterdam:

Necro KOT: pay sex for driving lessons, sell on the street with red lights, eat space biscuits and live in a gaming hotel
Necro KOT: Hm... I seem to have a business plan

We were arranged to work XHov Server Enverovič. No one asks him about his age, only apathy.