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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88850
 26.10.2013
XX: Hello to everyone. Sorry for a categorical off-top. Could someone recommend refrigerator repair?
YY: 8-029-XXXXXXX Nikolai It’s really good, it’s like a washing machine. Suddenly the refrigerators
ZZ: And the cars are not expensive)))
VV: and the sewing cars?)))
Q: Is it possible to have teeth?
Is the surgeon good?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88849
 26.10.2013
From the discussion on AppleInsider

Monster Beats: Microsoft has too many bugs and it can afford to make mistakes somewhere. Apple, a couple of years of mistakes and will go away from the same distance as Nokia.

Paranoik: Okay, okay, let’s sleep and take a pill.

Monster Beats: Yes, I’m so calm, judging by nick, it’t bother you with pills

Paranoid: Do not judge people by nickname, you are headphones at all.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88848
 26.10.2013
The city, the address of the clinic and the phone of the doctor - give regret.

Oh yeah sheez! So that she’t break through afterwards?! to

The law of female happiness: find your own gynecologist, dentist and hairdresser, and most importantly, don't tell anyone about them ;-)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №88847
 26.10.2013
I am at home, baby.
I am still at work, eb-eb :(

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88846
 26.10.2013
Oh, it’s an awkward feeling when you watch a video with a guy, get to know a famous porn actress and gladly tell him about it. He doesn’t even know (
YYY: Are you about Lisa Anne in the Hollywood andDad clip?
THANK YOU, MASH! Even if you understand me!
WOW: It’s not me, it’s my dad who learned it ><


[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №88845
 26.10.2013
Smily: Yesterday I sent you my resume. Some missed numbers are unknown. and tk. I missed the phone calls, I won’t call back :D
Volchara: I had to give someone else’s number right away so they didn’t get into calls.
Smily: really :-(

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88844
 26.10.2013
Anny: What about Virtue? and ;)
Ganelon: I come to you and open your refrigerator.

[ + 32 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88843
 26.10.2013
here here :

I read all this shit and am amazed.
Admins of the type should work in the accounting office, and the accountant to raise the servers.
Here we have a shit in the country from the fact that people are engaged in shit and whistleblowing, not their profession!
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And only electricians know that accountants and administrators are nothing without their electricity! =) is

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №88842
 26.10.2013
Gazprom has ordered the construction of the largest office building in our small Ural-Siberian town. Beautiful glass, transparent building in 20 floors. Specialists from Dubai. By Dubai, of course technology. This is a harsh Siberian winter, and what? Rightly, under the unexpected pressure of severe Siberian frosts in the 1940s, this entire Dubai mud froze to the dogs. The offices were completely empty, nobody wanted to rent a clearly empty room, although it was a bonus and there was a beautiful view of the snowed city. The second winter is approaching. The building is dismantled almost to the skeleton, sealed, wrapped and insulated as much as possible. This is Russia, baby 😉

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №88841
 26.10.2013
How did a 7-year-old girl find herself in a hotel where children under 18 are not allowed?
It did not seem to be developed over the years.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88840
 26.10.2013
The perfect engineers of the ring line do not pay a salary. Their work is zero.

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