On the bottom of every refrigerator released after 2005, there is a plaque with its factory price. You can look under the refrigerator and see how much you are heated by the seller.

Denisslavin: The fact that we gave gay people the word “rainbow” is not so bad. How much worse was it to give to the church "faith", and to the government "the country".

In the day of wrath:

In some countries, children specifically behave badly so Santa brings them coal)))

xxx> I can read other people’s thoughts!
yyy> And I can read other people’s regular expressions
xxx> Okay you have won

to this:

Our country is absolutely not dependent on the dollar! The price of the dollar rose, the price of the dollar fell, and the prices rose again! “Russia, mother, what are you doing to me?! to

Well, they decided that the dollar fell due to the rise in prices and raised them again, all logically)))

Is there a difference between HU and HH sperm?
Write to Google Tech Support about robberies.

There is in endurance, and in life, and in the speed of movement.
And, suddenly, there are dependencies of temperature<>resistance<>sex time before ovulation<>life<>pol; speed<>viscosity of the environment<>diet<>pol; and even length of the penis<>needed distance to the egg<>speed<>pol.
and----
Well, once all the patterns have been identified, the question to the experts: why is it still impossible to conceive a child of the right sex with the help of science and medicine?
And the joke:
A woman comes to the doctor on the announcement "Child on order".
I want a boy.
The doctor poured a glass of blue fluid.
White and blue eyes.
The doctor plays green and borders.
He looks like DiCaprio.
The doctor generally adds some incredible mixture and gives it to the woman. He drinks and falls. The doctor taking off his pants:
A boy, white-haired like DiCaprio... whoever succeeds, will succeed.

"The Tale of the "Pearl", "Morozko" and the like were invented by Machechis. To perish on them all their lives, humbly waiting for the fairy to come and give everything.
In my opinion, this refers to the fact that Christianity was invented by harmful Jews in order to nurture slave submission in other nations.

A country whose name is not known? =) is
====== is
Yes, this name is better to say in sight. At the end of touch.

The adequacy of a man is recognized only in the decree, and it is not possible to calculate the coefficient of his wisdom in advance.

A story about female logic.
My mom in the bathroom, among others, hangs two towels from one set. On one in the center is depicted a relief drawing of the fingerprint of the palm, on the other, respectively, the feet. Type for hands and feet. Once, being in the guests, I went to wash my hands and was going to use the right (from my point of view) towel with my hand. What my mom, noticing this case, advised to take another, because for the legs, it turned out, was just that. To my question "Why?" was given a brilliant answer:
Because it is green.

My mother once told me and my brother to throw the old Soviet TV (such a healthy grave on the legs, who knows will understand). We peeled this dirty box before washing for half an hour, constantly stopping for rest. I hated that television with all my soul... Then I left for business. I go home in the evening with the TV in place!!! There is a happy grandmother:
Oh, you can imagine, granddaughter, how lucky we are! I go from the clinic, I watch - on the laundry the TV stands, well, just like ours! Yes, in our time, such a telephone was the dream of every family, people were completely eaten! She brought to us! We have two such TVs!
P.S We live on the 7th floor and there is no TV in the elevator. My grandmother was 75.

The boss saw on my workplace a line painted with a mark in 4 layers, a stamp carved out of slurry, and a "brass house" of stickers - now you can't lie every day that the whole day was very busy and didn't have time to check the trainee.( by

Situation: I leave the subway, I see a Russian teacher from my second course (by the way, I have not communicated with her for 3-4 years).
So I stretched the cap, raised the shirt and passed by: that a woman's evening to ruin, she's good.

And it is true, I would also after "not communicate" tried to not get the Russian teacher in the eyes...

Are you preparing for the exam?
YYY: But...not yet...not even at night...

The female stuff.
In the store, one girl asked the other girl what she was wearing (and she was wearing the "MAC Matte Lipstick Heroine").

Q: You have a very beautiful dress, what is the company and shade?
WOW: Thank you very much! This is “MAC Cocaine.”
The cocaine? I haven’t heard of it, I only know of the heroine.
Oh yes, of course, the hero. Sorry, I don’t know much about drugs.

...
This is what I do - stop dropping into toxicosis what you previously just masked in yourself.
– – – –
Lovely man, to get sick 24 hours a day!

Psychologist: Okay and clear. Where is my favorite?

The sister bought the ring of Barahira (from Silmarillion).
I took it from her, because I am the eldest in the family, and I do not observe the canon.

The White Snow
from the sky to us.
I am at MCA. In the blockade
Third hour in a row.
Not time today.
I buy a telecast.
What to do at the party?
I will drink a lot.
The white snow,
very many of them.
Next to the ambulance.
I gave birth to three.
We have snow tomorrow.
They will fly again.
Where is the dollar -30, Euro-35?

My mother is a teacher in high school. I always hear complaints from her that they say from children and their parents you won't go anywhere: and in the resorts they will find, and when the phones are turned off they will get, and they will say hello to another 20 years.
Situation: I leave the subway, I see a Russian teacher from my second course (by the way, I have not communicated with her for 3-4 years).
So I stretched the cap, raised the shirt and passed by: that a woman's evening to ruin, she's good.