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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111236
 26.03.2015
I seem to be an adult man. Far from being a virgin in mathematics, the phrase: “Monoid Homomorphism preserves monoidal operation” still causes a compressed laugh and associations with either a mental disorder or a same-sex orgy.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111235
 26.03.2015
The second pregnancy. At night, I realized it was time to go to the nursery. They came, I was arranged, my husband (who was around all the time) is asked to leave. I kiss him, tell him to drive home and at this moment another fight begins, I am shattered by pain... My husband kisses me in a bucket, wishes a peaceful night and goes away... If I had a scissor in my hands at this moment, I would have them in his back!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111234
 26.03.2015
Again about the skull.
In the harsh 1990s there was one bank there. His advertisements hanged on posters throughout the city. "The Bank of England".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111233
 26.03.2015
It was a long time to explain, but my car was quite noticeable and could easily be pulled out of the stream with a glance.

Key words - the car, and quite noticeable, which means, expensive.
— — —
not necessarily. Per he had a black cat or someone else painted in the entire cap of a bright pink "penny" :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №111232
 26.03.2015
"...with a person who lives a normal "active sex life" (at least one new partner a month)..."

The normal? No, well, if paranoia is the norm, then, of course, it is foolish to argue about divorces and responsibility for family, children... one-time relationships, one-time marriages, one-time children, one-time homes, things... and the people themselves with such attitudes - some one-time. To be honest, Gandhi.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111231
 26.03.2015
<Blue ants> press swirling?
<TopSpin> watch online

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111230
 26.03.2015
This is from the great man:
and OK. Two boys with the same skills and skills. One in a costume, the other in jeans. Who of them looks like a specialist, and who is a under-learned student and who would prefer to choose the chief?
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"It is unthinkable A $2 billion company with more than 4,300 employees can’t compete with six people in jeans?
Steve Jobs in response to Apple’s lawsuit.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111229
 26.03.2015
The Law on Criminal Liability for Drug Promotion on the Internet

You go to the dealer and grash:
Give me the damned grass, I hate it!! to
He is like this to you:
Yes, this is the damn thing, and why am I just interested in this, the damn grass bag!!!! to
You are again:
Fu, let me go to the Dungeon with repentance, in a negative key to the Dungeon, the damned Ganges!!!! to

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №111228
 26.03.2015
Discussion of a difficult client:
That is the behavior of the baby. Lots of noise and noise, but I can’t say.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Even though babies are easier to understand.
X: Yes, and listen... can I give him a breast? Not my own, of course.
Give it up, forgive it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111227
 26.03.2015
Doctor: I understood what a difficult post-Soviet childhood was.) I broke out the old things and found a half-sleep, which I bought in class 7-8 "for growth". He is now almost up to me - it is a 30-year-old man under a hundred kilograms of weight.)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111226
 26.03.2015
>>> we and the cat were exactly lazy of the highest degree - now 3 minutes stood in front of the inner door /*which he knows how to open perfectly*/ and stupidly waited for who would open first...

And who won? The cat?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111225
 26.03.2015
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XXX is good to do. I came today from work, hoping for a miracle, turned the music into the contact and there. All creatures are like this.
I am slightly upset, I cut off the sab (totally, even the power cable pulled out), I turn off the columns, twist all the wires, carefully put everything in the corner and... music played, her mother!!! to
XXX I, carefully riding the bricks, look around, no. I am home alone.
xxx music definitely plays next to, not loudly so as if bullied
xxx intuitively looking for a cat, he can do a similar henna, but here too. Not near him.
XXX is here for me! The monitors are playing!! You fucking imagine, the monitor stands and a song is singing to me!
xxx for about 7 years of its operation it happened for the first time))) I forgot long ago that the columns built in it
xxx immediately recalled the funny joke about the boy: what before it was silent?! Everything was fine before 😉
XXX is shorter
xxx a little calmed down and soberly assessing the situation came later - I put the HDMI cable recently, and he and the sound calmly so transmitted)
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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №111224
 26.03.2015
What a delicious food!"

Smaug stumbled - "Many!"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №111223
 26.03.2015
I’m often asked, “Well, you’re working, you’re dancing, and what else are you doing?” It puts in an impasse.
What I am still busy with. I leave every day at 9 a.m. and come in at 10 p.m. What else I am busy with. Sometimes I sleep, sometimes I eat.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111222
 26.03.2015
zz (09:06:21 26/03/2015)
No matter how old I am, I will always know that one centimetre is two cells.
xx (09:07:18 26/03/2015)
Now the bread is less than a kilogram and the milk is less than a liter.
Do you think the cells are the same?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111221
 26.03.2015
The husband:
The boss had a anniversary today.
I am :
Did you congratulate him?
The husband:
I greeted him.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111220
 26.03.2015
<She>: You don’t cheat me there?
<He>: Of course I am cheating
She is younger than you and I am the first.
<She> O.O
<He>: I’ve been with her for almost 3 years
You can even say I am not cheating on you, but I am cheating on you.)
<She>: >.<
<He>: She is also almost 3 years old))))
<She>: You are about the car, right?
<He>: And who do you think of?
<She>: Who I just didn’t think about -.-

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111219
 26.03.2015
Why did you take that the child showed scary pictures and scared something else there? At this age, some people already have menstrual periods, so they will have to give some information. Why do you think that a girl must be intimidated to death, so that she doesn’t run away at the first spike of hormones? The normal language is not understood by children. Why, in your opinion, it is normal to say, "Don't go down in the pit - you will fall asleep, you will get sick," but it is not normal to say that from unprotected sex there are pregnancies and / or infections with severe consequences? Of course, if you carefully hide any information about “this” (or even write down what “this” is ugliness), and then take and drop, the reaction will be far from normal. But who’s the parents.
I remember how girls (just 12-13) of our class were gathered and taken to the medical office to receive brochures about menstruation, female anatomy, contraception and the consequences of sex.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111218
 26.03.2015
3 days of the most beautiful toolkit for reporting and collecting statistics :) did not sleep or eat! To find out that I have 24 people under one login! And the fucking statistics look like one column)))) matched in number with All ^^

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111217
 26.03.2015
A man who believes he is participating in elections and a man of the psychic who thinks he is ruling the world are just different stages of the same disease.

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