Shorts, shorts for the baby.

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The shork...

I was wearing, wearing and going to wear a ski suit in the city when I go out to walk with my child in a wheelchair in the winter. 3 hours in comfort and warmth. What does it matter how my poop looks?! to

shork shork
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Did the complainant not try to walk with the music in the headphones? Nothing is heard, and the world is beautiful.

Well, and I will add, I myself came from the island of Sakhalin, so we sometimes had such darts and so much snow that just a ski suit was supplemented with ski glasses and masks. And nothing, everyone was satisfied with everything and everyone understood everything.

to this.

and naive:

You will be surprised, not just establishing the fact itself as such - it also entails all the consequences in the form of parental rights and responsibilities, maintenance obligations on the child, etc.

This is one of the most important things in the world.
Absolutely logical fact for those who look at the sides. Our world is just a feminist paradise. Man in the modern world is virtually deprived of rights, unfortunately.
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I have the slightest naivety. I wrote. And surprisingly, it was apparent to the one I answered.
As for you, this is not a violation of your alleged rights by alleged feminists. This is only a way to force you to bear the duties that you wish to glorify and shake away from responsibility.
"Sunul got out and went". The child? No, I did not do it.
Typhus...

Here is here:
This is the case.....
Voice ligaments are just two stripes of tissue that close the airways when we swallow.
This is the case.....
to stumble? The respiratory tract when swallowing is closed by the surgard! Do not read such articles and in general resources where write such nonsense.

Just happened.
I will sign a contract with the courier service. Under the terms, everything is okay, but there are some nuances and I ask you not to send the contract yet, wait for my delivery and, when necessary, send it to the office at the N-address.
Call to cell:
This is the courier, open me down.
Where is below?? to
- I call you at the home phone, you do not open, calls my home address.
Who are you and from where? I did not order anything. Who sent you?? to
I do not know. I will look now.
... and? Who sent you?
It’s not written, I don’t know.
Documents / Agreement
by Faceplam. The company fell asleep at the first stage, not yet starting to work. I asked to cancel the signature. He politely refused to cooperate.

We sit with my husband at night, watching the second season of the series "Vikings". The protagonist with a pathos says to his grown-up son, who has just crushed his first batch of enemies: "I call you Björn Ironbottom!"The husband responds with the following phrase: "In short, he called him the tea man".

Today I picked up the lifehack of the day from the hubr:
XXX: Usually the fourth dimension on my fingers I explained as follows: within a two-dimensional object of the type of a circle we can easily get a finger from the three-dimensional space, similarly in a three-dimensional closed safe you can get from the four-dimensional space.

> Do you feel okay at all when you talk about the seventh-grade chicks? Per we can look at the seventh-classes in parallel? It is time for school stadiums to be closed with a deaf fence for people like you.

It is normal that you...
If so, I’m a woman, I’m 30 years old and I’m also wondering why seven-grade girls have more breasts (and other body parts) than I do.

A friend explains her financial situation: I have three thousand before my salary, of which I owe two to the woman, and six to my mother. I look at her: Are you okay with mathematics? I’m fine with mathematics, I’m bad with money.

here here :

I worked with clients where copies of passports were needed. In passports for married women, the date of birth of the first child is usually 3-6 months after marriage. They were just lucky and they married less lucky than the rest.
and...

Not very lucky. At my previous place of work in the department there was a large engineering and technical team, consisting of some guys from 24 to 37 years old. Several of them were married, and the rest lived with their ladies for more than one year, as they now say, in civil marriage. In conversations for living on the sidelines, if they were asked why they do not get married, the guys usually said - yes, it will be time, there will be a child, we will get married. Interestingly, this is exactly how it happened to them. During my work, two of them married their friends.

Russian is not an ordinary language. And Azzky is complex, with absolutely puzzling illogical grammar with a bunch of incomprehensible exceptions. Prices, suffixes, endings, slopes and slopes are designed to distort the word so that its meaning becomes dark and incomprehensible. And the falls? The predecessor particles? Until I began to learn Chinese, I also did not understand what a feat people are doing to learn Russian. How can they understand and apply words that are not in their native language at all? How can Chinese learn Russian? They are teaching. They normally talk. and no post-ti-ji!

From the discussion of the trolling of military psychologists
A sort of trolling. I was trolling a little differently. I went to the psychiatrist, there is a aunt, which is clearly all up to the fancy. He asks questions, he does not listen to answers. In the end, I’m silent, she’s writing something on a card. I am bored! I say:
- Write something that my roof is running and I am not suitable for service.
Still not looking up and crawling the pen:
I can not. We talked to you and I did not have the impression that something was wrong with you.
“Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, right? – I’ll tell you like I feel like someone is watching me all the time.! to
Here she has already broken away from the papers, looked over the glasses, smiled with a smile of the appearance "son, you would know how many such scratches I have visited here", and declares:
A young man, with such a smile, does not talk about such things.
And then my subconscious without pause, without my involvement, on full autopilot gives an epic:
What if I get it?! to
Here she no longer found anything to say - shrugged her eyes, opened her mouth, then closed it, and stuck back in the paper. So many years have passed, and I still remember that expression of amazement and confusion on her face.

The headlines of the Samara newspaper:
December 2014: “The recidivist woods cutter received a real sentence for 112 lost trees.”
March 2015 : "In the criminal case about cutting 200 trees under the Audi-Center, no crime was found"
Somehow...

On the rhinoplasty! Only the boxing. Just a hardcore.

The retiree told how she went to the supermarket and what prices are there now. Her friend listened loudly, ahaha and ahaha. The neighbors behind the wall thought God knows what.

2 stones to the photo of the girl going in a row:

Nicholas is over?
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I lean to my companion and whisper to her ear: "In children's cartoons and movies often whisper two-dimensional jokes, the hidden meaning of which is understood only by adults, so that they also have something to have fun while watching. It was a joke ". The reaction exceeded expectations. and :)
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Jokes are ambiguous, and double-digit numbers

XXX: Spotting the meteor... What a shit, it’s tired already. Will there be April at all?
YYY: It has always been so! Are you chao?
Zzzz: We are nothing. We do this every year in March.)

"RJD proposes to build a super highway from London to New York"
On the way, the mol in the shelter is poisoned with cocaine.

Respected (precisely, not especially respected, but still) gentlemen regularly appearing supporters of free relationships, betrayal, frequent change of partners, shouting "and this is normal!".
NO, you are not a super-megastrous alphaci, you are a potentia or even an active ZPP plant. And it is not necessary to start, that in ancient times, men fucked everything that moves, and these were really steep men, and those who are satisfied with one partner's cables, tricks and impotents, in ancient times it was normal to die from syphilis - very cool and alpha!

In Canada, players are allowed to name their mother "FUCK"
yyy: our also need to write on the mails "Pidor curvoneogy" ))))))))))))
YYY: and only differentiate by number :D