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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №82031
 26.05.2013
Sitting to paint. only shaped the contour and here the poppy arrives, crawls on the sketch and leaves.
Instead of a thousand words.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №82030
 26.05.2013

Alexander is
I was given a certificate. I am neither crazy nor addicted.

Polish
Congratulations to)

Alexander is
I need to smash the coke and fuck the goat.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №82029
 26.05.2013
Q: Do you remember I told you that our mailboxes were spinning in the entrance?
WOW: Yes
XHH: I wrote an email to the Housing Inspectorate that there is no mailbox since March, I cannot receive mail for three months, get it done! I received a reply by email: "Your letter has been reviewed, your reply has been sent by mail!"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №82028
 26.05.2013
I didn’t understand, with this new law on insulting the feelings of believers, it would not be possible to publicly call the iPhone a joke?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №82027
 26.05.2013
I am in panic. *%?No:;*%)%(No*No*No(No)No);**"!_)(%*::%:"*!(!No(; aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wow, you have calmed up! A real mathematician does not panic, even seeing the number 0 in the denominator)))
The real mathematician panics when he sees the number 2 in the count!!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №82026
 26.05.2013
From the hub, discuss the article where the craftsman installed the Nokia 3110 emulator on the Android.

I put my phone in the phone to play the phone while I play the phone.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №82025
 26.05.2013
If religion is an opium, then television is an opium.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №82024
 26.05.2013
The expression WRITING WRITING had different meanings in the 20th and 21st centuries.)))

The story itself directly.

I went to a company selling food. The company is a representative of many brands. Buying is profitable and pleasant. Enormous warehouses along the perimeter of a large car site, above one of the warehouses on the second floor of the office. Dozens of managers. All have computers, flat monitors, fashionable printers-scanners. The manager quickly accepted my order and said:
- Now apply for the warehouse skin and you can go down to pick up.
I think that’s progress. Here in the computer everything was picked up, the order was accepted, and the computer was opened in the warehouse, everything was read online and the goods were released. The Progress.
My wife printed my application. Turn the paper with a tube. A rubber for money. He approaches the window and cries:
Aunt of Paradise. I drop your application. Give the man an order.

Here is this. Applications are submitted.) You say to write a letter.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №82023
 26.05.2013
Three people in the hall who knew Morse’s alphabet went crazy at a concert.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82022
 26.05.2013
This is:

" Here is the real recursion:

At the Cannes Film Festival, stolen collar worth two million euros

The robbery occurred at a time when viewers were watching Sofia Coppola’s new film, the main characters of which carry valuables from celebrity homes while they entertain at events like the Cannes Film Festival.

A fool what? Recursion is a function that causes itself. And the above case is a classic example of irony.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №82021
 26.05.2013
From the phone discussion:
X: Can you tell me how you set up the internet? I go to the internet, take off rubles 5-6, or even more. This was not the case with the previous phone.
y: Go to settings and place the box opposite "do not take 5-6 rubles".and :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №82020
 26.05.2013
Here is :

xxx: Why has nobody signed up yet, for whom, crazy, the exclusive series of Mercedes AMG is advertised on the first channel?

And I am concerned with another question from this same series: are they showing gasprom advertising? No, right, this is the monopoly, and even the state, blasphemed it to advertise it? And the second question – how many babies have they stunned at this event?)))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №82019
 26.05.2013
Make a dating service here.
Tagged with "Spirit "

[ + 26 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82018
 26.05.2013
Well, when everybody boasts... you endured it!

I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I’m engaged in historical reconstruction, Rusboom, I ride 30 km a day on a wheel, I have a black cat (uncastrified, only 4 kg!!!I don’t let my neighbors sleep with a Bulgarian and a perforator, for the soul I pail, I program, I burn on a tree, I photograph, I write prose and a little poetry, I read in the same proportion, I know how to cook and repair the sanitary equipment, I paste the plaster forms for castes, a thin beauty 185 cm, 80 kg, I don’t communicate with girls, I avoid homosexuals.

In my personal life.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №82017
 26.05.2013
Or do you sincerely believe that democracy is when people have lots of freedoms and everyone can do what they want? I have to disappoint you. Democracy is the power of the majority. This is when if you are one and ten against you, then you will be forced to do as the ten said. Even if you absolutely know that they are idiots and you have the right to do differently.
For the fullness of the picture, it remains only to add that the majority of people are idiots. And a good half of the stories from this site is a clear confirmation of that.
...
Tell it to the French Nepidorastes.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №82016
 26.05.2013
and Vladivostok.
I stand in front of the community.

There comes a lady, and behind her is a wandering dog.
The lady begins to whisper:"That’s a pity!All the way she followed me!Please let me go nowhere and not escape, I’ll go into the room and bring her food!"

Nothing to do, we wait, we watch the dog.
The lady returns, handing her a cottage on a plate (or a sausage, I don’t remember).
The dog smells the meal and turns away, clearly refusing.
Lady:"Well you eat...well you sing...JRYY SUUKA!!!and "

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №82015
 26.05.2013
On REN TV, the editors are burning.Two plots of Sasha Gray with Lada-Kalina (on Thursday and Saturday) were titled "Sasha went on the highway" and "Sasha went on the road".

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №82014
 26.05.2013
I met two Andrews.
The first is employed, the second is employed.
1st by Andrei.
2nd The same shit!
p.s Everything under the table.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №82013
 26.05.2013
You need more tea.
We need to build a samurai!
zzz: Life for Lee'mona!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №82012
 26.05.2013
Pidorasses announced a gay parade in Kiev and... did not come to it! And the pythons.

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