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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №128619
 26.05.2016
There are no spoilers. Ended "People of X" in the cinema. The titles.
XXX: No more funny doubles are inserted in titles?
YYY: And what funny doubles could there be? Rendered the textures?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128618
 26.05.2016
to this:
When I was 14-15, my mom read the book What to do if your child makes you crazy.
That’s basically all I need to know about my teenage years.

Ed Le Shan "When Your Child Makes You Crazy" A wonderful book, I read it for the first time when my older son was 2 years old.
In the following years, I re-read it several times.
This is basically all I need to know about my kids.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128617
 26.05.2016
Answer to Parents:

The teacher of the son sent a letter: "The 11-year-old boy was sad at school" and suggested that the reason was a break with the girl he met. How do you respond to such a letter, except "you are all there fucking?and "

Thank you to the vigilant teacher! Ask yourself: Is it possible that a teacher who monitors a teenage son every day sees what I miss? Try to talk gently with your son about his girlfriend and (from his answers) understand what their relationship really is. I am serious! Maybe not friendship, namely relationships - not only with walking the pen, but also with kisses, hugs and even petching!!! It may be time to have a serious conversation with him about contraception, if you do not want your son to become a father at the age of 12-13.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №128616
 26.05.2016
Found in one of the blogs:
Apparently, the operator of the bot is far from the realities of the Internet and really suggested that if a certain core of lovers-believers was formed, then this all decides, and the people go on the reference, but will evaluate everything written there based on the axiomatic infallibility of Dasha. But the Russian internet is not like that – and those who came by the reference ran back and threw Dasha a stick, stitched a sliced paper behind the shovel and knocked a spider pen into their ass, after which they took a selfie.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №128615
 26.05.2016
I write and cry. The people! If you ever see a cactus falling from a shelf... don’t catch it! In no case! Let yourself fall...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128614
 26.05.2016
Stahash: I want some dresses on the floor. But so that he came and bought, and not came, bought, gave to sew. I can’t see my clothes at 160cm. All 175 cm or even more :( Where is the dress in the floor for a little like me, right?
Rin: It's just your dress, I'll answer in the pool
Look for less clear.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №128613
 26.05.2016
xxx: Even 5-10 years ago, I was convinced that semi-fabricates are used only by lazy people and idiots. Now I am a lazy and an idiot.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128612
 26.05.2016
Well, I am afraid to confess... a long time ago the stupid question is tormented.
On getting, cleaning, sending into the mouth))), chewing and swallowing one seed (sunflower) burns more calories than is obtained from its digestion? In short, is the person who clicks on the seeds saturated or not?

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128611
 26.05.2016
Interestingly... And you have guarantees that those who came to power after a radical regime change won’t want to build a small shelter for themselves? Or do you want me to believe your word?

Worse yet, they already have shoes and warehouses, and these do not yet have them. So, they wreak as much as they do. The following as well. and the following. Until the bubble ends. So let them sit in place, they already have everything.

I can’t say anything against it because I generally think the same. But... but. After all, there are managing companies in the country that fight angry grandmothers with homeowners and do not do them. And there are houses that are managed by specific people from the number of tenants for a minimum payment or no one at all - and in these houses expensive decoration of corridors, new elevators, light with motion sensors and video surveillance. and minimum rates. They are.

So, it is possible - to do without cushions. How do you find only a dozen managers who will treat the city/region/country as their own home?

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128610
 26.05.2016
How beneficial is just good food for people! How much it makes them more kind, more fun and more joyful. Better than any medicine.

Susan Collins

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128609
 26.05.2016
Impartiality is important. You need to sleep first, and then find out who you are by the horoscope. And based on the data obtained to make an idea of the signs of the zodiac.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №128608
 26.05.2016
I have a grandmother. She smoked a lot throughout her life, and recently her leg was amputated. She suffered the loss of her leg very painfully, we all supported her as much as we could, especially her son-in-law, he always tried to encourage her in every way. That same son-in-law came to visit her, and his first words were: "Aunt, I will not understand, I will not come, you are getting smaller and smaller."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128607
 26.05.2016
The most elastic substance in the world is the human conscience.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №128606
 26.05.2016
I like to wear bright clothes without any drawings (one-tone shirts / shirts). Dick is annoyed when a supermarket is taken for a consultant, but yesterday he got an incredible pleasure. I sent another such lady, after which she approached me with some boss who fired me.

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128605
 26.05.2016
This is what I thought.
Speakers, when talking about ISIS, must add - prohibited in the territory of Russia.
When they talk about corruption, they do not add anything.
Maybe that’s the matter?

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128604
 26.05.2016
From Chat:
Oh, Max, you’re strangely right in the spot.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №128603
 26.05.2016
In short, I go after work, and in the street some threshold, ugar and sadomy, even thunder, lightning, thought the apocalypse.
XXX: No, the last calls

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128602
 26.05.2016
diamant: the letter P in the word "Monday" means joy

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128601
 26.05.2016
During the operation, the surgeon accidentally removed the businessman's business vein.
The businessman did not last until the end of the operation, dying from bankruptcy.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128600
 26.05.2016
AA: This is of course an interesting position – to declare that the West is evil, but at the same time to buy Western goods.
BBB: I would add that everyone uses Western goods, but at the same time approves trade sanctions and advocates import substitution.
ccc: approve of sanctions, and continue to carry illegal counterfeit furas. When the tractors are pushed, they get angry.
DDD: They are outraged, but no one is protesting.
Aaa: You cannot protest, whoever protests is hiring the West, and the West is evil!

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