No matter what you say, Lin is best done by CATS! = ^ ^ ^

by rima_aka_fate:

Humans can change their genetic code by thinking, and Pythagoras remembered three previous lives. In general, a person lives five of them, but rarely remembers.
This is where our quality management system consultant came to us. I understand why I don’t get into it, ahah.

Rainbow Parasite: And I am rooted in the word "eat";;D Therefore I say "is" or "eat". ;D
You "have not heard of it"
Rainbow parasite: Grandma just says so. I am ready to put it in the plate.
Tagged: to blink

At our most beautiful goal, they answered with three blunt goals.

XXX: I have used it! Master Reception of Kunfu from the Guru!
YYY :?? to
xxx: I called some Anja from MTS and MGTS, told me about the new tariff for the city phone and that the fee for it will increase slightly ))))
xxx: Well I said there is no money, but you stay there, happiness and health!
xxx: I wanted to add an expromte at the end and send it, but I’m cultural!
xxx: just hanged the phone ))

by phone:
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
YYY: Hi, I have finished my space!
XXX: O_O

Where are the adjectives? The walls of Odin,
Where is the joke about Linux, where is the shredder, cat?
Doors in the metro like infantry mines
In the forehead beat better than in the oil of TT.
The grandmothers are unforgettable.
Cobra is changed for brothers.
Even if you came to the resource of the prostitute...
A blackjack prostitute and a couple of cats.

I went through the annual quest "in search of jeans for summer". The figure is not that ah, but the hips are still wider than the waist, as it has been believed since the days of the Paleolithic Venus.
Well, good sellers offered a hundred models of jeans, which have a noticeable expansion from the hips to the belt, and in fifty of them the leg does not climb into the pants, although my size is indicated.
And finally offered jeans of a pleasant color "coffee with milk", folded, perfectly seated on the figure. The men.

Why was she called Squirtle?
You better not know.

Somewhere in the Sands of Dothrakia
“Go, Jorah, you’ll be healed and you’ll come back.
A few years later, in the sand of Central Asia
My dear Catherine Andreevna.

I took a favorite girlfriend from my home. For ten minutes she walked around a building surrounded by a fence and tried to get into the courtyard. I saw smoking doctors, shouting, “How do I get to you?”

Half a minute later, red of laughter, they explained that I needed to meet a good man first. and :-)

If an officer steals, he must be fired. Otherwise, what kind of re-education of society can we talk about?

If an official has stolen, he must sit like any thief. Moreover, the question of returning the confiscation of property has long been raised, and not only the thief himself, but also his close relatives. Only then can we talk about re-education.
At the same time, the deputies should have the main place of work somewhere in the production, and “deputate” for free, then we will have much less in legislation, and the pensions for the elderly will not need to be frozen.

The corruption scandal:

Officials are taking bribes and all that. Okay I understand. Who are all those wonderful people who give bribes?
How many people will refuse to solve the question they need, because they are comfortable, by giving the right person a certain amount?
Who angrily screams about the pirates, for example, taking money, but with pleasure, independently offering them money, only to arrange, in place and without a protocol? To take responsibility for your cows, oh how I don’t want to...oh.
The saints are all shit. And of course, they won’t take a penny, just give them power, yeah, yes... a fresh tradition.

The new boss was sent, Timur Amurov - a rare combination of a goat and a suckle tiger.

I remember how my older brother struck me as a child. They will connect me so that I don’t bother them. Then my favorite transformator will be put on the luster, which is why the toy will melt and I will cry all day. It will burn me on my back.

When I grew up and at a family dinner accidentally touched this topic, it turned out that I was still a bitch and a little bitch:

I was linked fairly. The day my brother’s friend came to visit, I was bored alone and jealous that my brother had guests and I didn’t. I ran into the room, jumped on the couch, cried, and then pulled out the cable from the TV from the fork and stopped watching the series.

2) The transformer my father bought me when I came from the sea. My brother bought nothing. I decided to mock myself and pull the toy out of my brother’s nose for a few days, telling him how cool I am and he isn’t. The brother got it and he picked up the tank plane and put it on a luster (off!). I forgot about the transformator myself immediately, in the evening I turned on the light and the toy melted.

3) It all went funny too. My brother smoothed his shirt in the morning at school and decided to joke at me. I took a hot stove and held it while I slept over my back at a distance of fifteen centimeters from my skin. But I did not sleep. I felt that my back was warm, but without thinking about the sting, I decided to scare my brother and jump up unexpectedly. He jumped up. I got a beautiful red triangle on my back. My brother was scared.

In the younger school, the teacher said about me, "I was a little clown, and it smelled."

In the kindergarten, I once wore a pot of shit on myself. I was told that I cannot. But I could.

So, dear friends, bear in mind that maybe your life is not Scottish, but you are just Gondon.

Comments under the video on the effect of male smells on females:
XXXX: I like the smell of exhaust gases from diesel engines since childhood, straight very much, what would it be? Moreover, there are no foreigners of all kinds, but from the old Urals and Belarus is a direct pleasure, apparently they do not completely burn DT or that kind of thing :))
YYYY: Just your genes are different enough to try to have children.

Worse yet, they already have shoes and warehouses, and these do not yet have them. So, they wreak as much as they do. The following as well. and the following. Until the bubble ends. So let them sit in place, they already have everything.
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Yes, in a society where there is corruption of such a scale, obviously the majority are people who, having changed the current rulers, will be no better. But to stop on this in the calming "let them sit" better not. At least because "these" are not eternal. They will all die sooner or later. Do you think that they have not prepared for themselves followers?
To dismiss and punish the current thief power is not necessary in order to put someone better in their place. Conscious citizens should come from the premise that any ruler always wants to steal. Conscious citizens should understand that the source of power is them, not the managers they have set up. And removing corruptors is necessary in order to clearly and unequivocally show our attitude to the matter of theft. The law is worth protecting it. If a person with power commits a crime, he must be punished, like any other criminal. No one there " unless he is who". This is how truly free societies are built, in which the official is merely an official, not a tsar and a anointed person.

Small Bank No. 20426

And it did not come to mind that this was just the last attempt of the old man to keep even a drop of dignity and not to stand with the hand out, asking for mercy, because the pension is small, and you want to eat? And people who buy such bouquets are not lazy, but pityful?

Disadvantages: The hotel in general is not acts
and pass?

From the comments on the article on geektimes about listening to Facebook conversations

111: Naturally, they listen, because advertising is the bread of Facebook.
222: It's OK to just add infos to marketers. Someone would have tried to conduct an experiment with the words “Boston”, “shredder”, “Allah”. And for the purity of the experiment not to call anywhere, but to pronounce phrases on the dictionary in the smartphone.
333 disconnected from the network.
444 without battery.
555: The Whisper
666 about me.
777: And in 30 seconds to hear a knock on the door...
888 in my head.