YYY: Well he’s strange at all. When I learned that I had a sting and I was 35 years old, he said, "And I just opened up a 35-year-old today.
XHH: phthalogenic acid, hule))
WOW: He really tried to smooth up the impression with words - but you look much better!
Gentlemen and gentlemen 😉

Gus, the lawyer
Is there a coach with a coach name?

I work in the international medical center as a translator, as usual - French, English. More often it is necessary to translate our "businessmen", who do not speak " in languages" narrowly. I waited a long time for it to happen and I waited!
At the appointment to the French doctor comes such, gold clocks, clothes, all things, sits down.
Doctor: - ç a well? “Good morning, how are you doing?”
Patient: No, I am a chubby.

The curtain.

Nik: The Indian calash factory in Suratha is famous for compensating for the European Union’s efforts to improve the environment in one working day.

Dear Catherine!
I am extremely gracious and, I will not hide, very pleased with your desire to methodically and non-obsessively inspire me the thought of myself as the best option for me. I admire how you have mastered my mind in order to establish in it the indissociably dominant thought of you as the only one whom I must immediately lead under the crown, and, in sorrows and joys, spend with you the rest of my worthless life. I admit, I am enchanted by your beauty and charm, your intelligence and nobleness, but I would like to note that our relationship has not yet reached the degree of confidence where I could curl and scratch my eggs in your presence.

If we followed the advice we gave others, we would live happily.

xxx: I decided to spend 10 days without the internet, tomorrow morning I will write like a morning without the internet, during the day I will also write off, all the feelings I will transmit here.
Is it telepathic?

Odessa shopping center "Victory Gardens" restaurant in this center.
Speaking in English (H):
You are ply3!
Servant in Russian:
Do you find it easy or easy?? to
A. Don Andestand
A: Aha, that is, it’s cooked... and it’s running away.

That’s all: Dr. House is over.
Now only those who are genuinely interested in medicine will enter the medical school.

In 2010, I decided to grow my hair. And here I grew, I grew them, that is, for 2 years, cared for, cholled, lealeal... they grew long long....Today I decided to change the image in coordination, I cut everything under a short oak, immediately straight for 10 years younger, so nice became....
This is why I am all-
How to get the shampoo back??? 0 0 0

XXX: What are you doing?and :)
YYY: They are fucking.

The xxx:
How are you doing :)
YYYY :
Cobain said, I hate myself and want to die.
The xxx:
I don't understand English, but I think it's okay :)

Sitting without work, the hope of salary remained for one large company. Finally her representatives appeared, we are sitting there meaning we are discussing the conditions. Here my boss crashes and not paying attention to the guys cheers joyfully: "the company has finally broken up!!!" a minute of downtime ends with the wild rust of the employees of this firm itself. Now each of their calls starts with the words: We have split up!

Everyone has the right to have a bad opinion of me if he holds it with him.

by Dmitry Lavrenkov

Picture of chips.

A man and a boy are probably going to the store. They pass by the famous “Arshavin + Lays” advertisement. The dialogue:
Will you buy me these chips?
and no.
Why is?
That uncle is an idiot. You don’t want to be an idiot, right? Never eat that shit.

Advertising is the engine of commerce.

My girlfriend always thought I was cheating on her. She went to my grandmother... She captivated me... And now she thinks I’m not cheating on her.

Evgeny Kedius: sitting in Moscow and drinking cold Belarusian Lid beer
Sergey Yakovlev: Lol, sitting in the states and drinking not quite fresh Baltic 5 for $3 per bottle))
Alexander Golukhov: Hernia your beer.I sit in Minsk and drink a strawberry compot

by Skype:
[15.03.2011] Elijah: Hello to you. Are you on Skype?
[20.06.2012] Sergeevna: Yes

Do you have a browser "Internet?"
Unevil is fucking.
Valery: What is it?
Unevil: Do you have a disc guide "C-di rum"?
Valera: Apparently yes, and what?

A non-obsessive trepidation in the ash with an ex-girlfriend about the occasion to come to visit:

I’m a fucking good fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking!

Is it just that I am interested in you?

I: Have you read Mozart?

She: You know very well that reading is not mine, I don’t like it.