There are only a few days until the wedding, and the preparations are ongoing.

I take a shirt, I include a shirt... The girl (wife) seeing this whole picture, rips it out of her hands:

D: What are you doing?

Tagged: hotel

D is forgotten! You are a married man! (Sweetly kiss the cheek and finish what I started)

Five years have passed, but I have never forgotten the only time I was wearing a shirt.

Why buy new pants? They are not seen. Stick a hole with a scotch or isolate and continue to walk. And in general, when you bzdi the trunks, remove them, or you are tormented to fix the trunks in them.

YYY: Thanks for the advice! He threw the ripped truffles, glued the hole with a scotch. How often do you need to change the scotch in the hole?

Excess weight is a problem for the legs, which is created by the hands carrying everything in the mouth.

During my work, I had to establish units specializing in information technology. As a rule, the management trusted me and the staff schedule agreed without unnecessary questions. One case I remembered.
The director calls me and asks:
What is this originality? In related units the positions of analysts and experts, and you have the positions of specialists. And the salaries of your specialists you ask for higher.
I jokingly, but in a serious tone, answer:
An analyst is one who thinks how to solve a problem, an expert is one who does not think but knows the solution, and a specialist is one who knows and decides in practice. Thus e. An analyst is a underdeveloped expert and an expert is a failed specialist.
After this conversation, the Director-General reduced analysts and experts, and specialist positions appeared in related units.

To make the flow in the roof you need two people, one and a half meters of ruberoid, a cage of goodron and two burners. The problem is that the President must send these two.

When my son was in the 4th grade, I found a book called The Body Language.

The book captured him.

How to understand when a person lies, whether his smile is sincere, whether he is interested in conversation, gestures in different countries, what are handshakes and much more.

He liked the chapter about the look of a self-confident man.

He immediately started practicing.

The next day there was a record in my diary – I was called to school.

The child broke the lesson of English.

The wording of the claim was magnificent: “Your son was looking at the teacher.”

I remember someday I got a job in one distribution company and my task was to bring the brand of children's cosmetics to the market.

There was already a brand with a strong market position in the company’s portfolio and my brand was in addition to a strong brand for older children.

The bosses developed a clever strategy that we will retail offer two brands in a complex and the retail will of course agree because it will immediately close a wide audience by age and, as a result, the budget for promoting my brand is virtually not needed.

Given that my brand was little known to the retail, this approach seemed to me at least strange. I was not lazy, I spoke with retailers in Minsk, I traveled through regional cities, I spoke on the spot and they told me clearly that my cosmetics were not needed.

I came to the office, drafted a report and scheduled that without a budget nothing would work and threw out the budget needed for the start.

The bosses read, thought, and then said, guy, you’re cool, we really see that our strategy won’t work and we need a budget. Therefore, we decided to abandon the active promotion of the brand and just leave it in the portfolio in the background.

But, unfortunately, now we do not need your services and we will have to break up. We will send you a recommendation letter!

A week later, with double feelings and an offensive letter of recommendation, I went looking for another job.