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[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50856
 26.07.2011
We just need a superhero...Admiral Rosenthal))))

With fire and sword to cut out the basics of literacy in the brains of young people

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50855
 26.07.2011
Neighbors of Oort. I come to them and say that if they kill each other, I can suggest a quieter way. Suspiciously they are silent.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50854
 26.07.2011
I went to the house with my friends (husband and wife). Wife Natalia brought pastries, sausages and bread to the altar, and said, say, guys, smell sandwiches. Everyone is sitting praying. Stas, her husband, says to her:
You’re going to paint me, right?
What about myself?
Well, I married you, now I can’t look at other pigs. That’s why you make sandwiches for me.
Natalia, giving her husband a sandwich, contends:
You are okay, so what about me? You cannot look at other men. And also sandwiches man... Damn, babies are stupid.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50853
 26.07.2011
YouTube video about fast drawing a dragon in Photoshop.

Author: In fact, I spent about an hour on this work, but then compressed the video to 4 minutes.

Best comment: Why not just take a photo of the dragon, saving yourself time?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №50852
 26.07.2011
Drinking tea at work:
When will the time come when I will stop making one bag of tea twice?
xxx: I wonder, Abramovich makes 1 bag 2 times?
XXX: No, he probably puts 2 at once.
He immediately packed the package. Not disassembling

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №50851
 26.07.2011
Bashi, sweet, please do so that none of your readers will have tooth pain!
by Nisa :*

[ + 47 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50850
 26.07.2011
<George Lobushkin> At the end of July 2011, people suddenly discovered that search engines index pages on the Internet!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №50849
 26.07.2011
I saw a crocodile in the terrace. It could only be distinguished from the mould by the little sight of the tongue. The table read: "Live, filled, resting."
On the other day, he ran, went to the house, struck from the pulse and fell on the couch. I do not respond to external stimuli. Commentary of the wife: "Live, full, resting."
LOL is :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50848
 26.07.2011
Kdiler: Let the jargon be universal
It burns like a wave-
There is cold water, cold water! and (

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №50847
 26.07.2011
XX: How is it?
Xy: on Gagarin stood up
XX: You are a pervert
Xy: She is a pervert. Traffic on Gagarin Square.

[ + 72 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50846
 26.07.2011
When will you post photos of Turkey?
I’m never going to get married. ?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №50845
 26.07.2011
Twenty-two times she carried the text of the diploma to the chief. That "Here the paragraph would add...", that "some words between the formulas are little...". In the end, he did not stand, inserting into the definition a piece of his own article.
I read a long time, cried. In the end:
No, it will not go! It is not written in mathematical language.
O_O

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №50844
 26.07.2011
I go to the army.
Why be sad? You are a gamer. And this is the best RPG in the world with a bunch of quests and, most importantly, a bunch of experience.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №50843
 26.07.2011
Nothing discharges the situation during negotiations like a text message from a friend: "Hello! I am a pet pet! Let’s go play lavache!"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №50842
 26.07.2011
I sit in the bus and look out the window. At the stop there is an Uzbek, on his shirt it says no money, no crisis. I thought...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №50841
 26.07.2011
to the observer:
Under the windows they try to plug the washing machine in the matrix. It looks like it’s stretching, but it doesn’t wet anyway :)

The dick can’t blow up the untouchable! You cannot put the washing machine in the washing machine. Can not!! to

[ + 51 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50840
 26.07.2011
Every time you write int i instead of short i, hundreds of users are forced to grab a memory bar.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50839
 26.07.2011
From the discussion of photographs of the Norwegian prison (for example, 12 square meters, furniture, TV, shower, etc.)) is :

In fact, the prison regime in the country is one of the most important factors to take into account when planning your vacation.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №50838
 26.07.2011
xxx: The city council of Kherson has banned dogs living in multi-storey houses from laughing from 22:00 to 8:00, reports UNIAN.
MEPs also demanded silence from other types of pets. Cows are commanded not to catch, pigs not to bite, and goats not to bleed.
For non-compliance with these rules there is administrative liability. The dogs' reaction to the deputies' decision is not yet known.
The dog expressed protest
Wauu: and put forward its own bill - biting deputies for the legs
zzz: cows council considers prohibition of doying
The pigs, in turn, did the same thing as the ZKH – they didn’t do the fuck.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №50837
 26.07.2011
Written by:
Dear Natasha!
Kaneshna, we had an insignificant relationship, sometimes I acted like a fool, and I was proud of it. I am still proud. God is with you, I forgive you that you abandoned me wickedly and unconsciously. Fuck you, I’ll probably find it better. Someday. But, fucking, a whole fucking year after that to download from my torrent account is a saddle. To burn you, Scuco, in hell! thank you.

I am B, thank you!
Change the password.

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