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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №50816
 26.07.2011
I thought that... Ah, he’s such a villain... First he advertised Apple and Iphone, now Blizzard and Warcraft... So it wasn’t long before the pads.
Teonova

[ + 80 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50815
 26.07.2011
The most beautiful day of the week is tomorrow. Tomorrow everyone will quit smoking, sit on a diet, play sports, start studying, stop missing somewhere at night and call the right person on time.

c) Boxttter

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №50814
 26.07.2011
Let me tell you what we talked about?
Mike: I told you how wonderful you are and how glad I am that you agreed to marry me.
Oh, you are a fool! Have you complained about life?! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №50813
 26.07.2011
after communicating with unpleasant people came to the idea that you can not say about a good whiskey "bubble", as well as about a favorite girl - "bubble"

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50812
 26.07.2011
She is: Hi Yesterday I saw a guy out of the store, opened a bottle of water and poured it out into a shell. Then he got into the car with his friends and they left. What do you think they bet that the bottle will be poured out?? to
The kids are not burning at all!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №50811
 26.07.2011
As paradoxical as it is, sometimes the discussion of the problem of trolling grows into trolling, or it was originally due to the efforts of trolls.
c) Wikipedia

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №50810
 26.07.2011
by Golgberg:
I will never forget... when Anka and I kissed in the kitchen, only I put her on the counter, you fly into the kitchen, take me out of it, almost hold your hand, take her out of the corridor and ask a mega question! Here is an honest word, it's the most Aztecs, which has been in my life: "Serej, I've been doing him a bit, and he fell asleep, what to do to me?* is
Honestly, I didn’t know how to cry or laugh! In the kitchen Anka in rage with a face of beet color, in the room Vlad snores, and we stand in the hallway, and your confusion.....it was untranslatable)))))

by Kaladrius:
It’s not me who passes by, it’s him who passes by!

by Golgberg:
You said exactly that.)
Although not a fact...
Look at the world :D

by Kaladrius:
I don't remember what I said, to be honest.
But I remember exactly that I was in shock))))))

Golgberg (01:16:31 20/07/2011)
What a shock I was 😉

by Kaladrius:
It’s a lot more "global" 😉
Have you ever seen a sprinkled pet? This is what Vlad looked like when "Departure". It only took me 10 minutes to realize he was sleeping stupidly.

by Kaladrius:
I could generally catch such a complex that all my hints on the subject of the figure are just a child's leaf))))))

by Golgberg:
:D :D :D :D :D

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