Love is when sometimes a loved one wants to strike, stifle, knock something heavy, but to get away from it - NEVER!

It is as impossible as making a person laugh and cry at the same time.
YYY: What is this impossible? Just simply. Tell a very funny joke to a man with broken ribs.
zzz: Tell someone that he has won in the lottery, but to get the win must sign a paper sent through the Russian Post, get money from Sberbank and make a mortgage.
XXX: Yes, a bad example

The correspondence of the shift of those. The support:
Black Rider: Are you here?
See also: AGA
Black Rider: Andrei went out to eat, and I definitely need to fuck, insure you?
Oleg: No, you are there by yourself.

This lack of sleep... Although at my age, in any state, I should know: first shake the juice, then open the lid. Not the opposite...

Ray: How are you doing, by the way?
Cannes: It’s very silly.
We decided to get married...

He is not stupid, but is easier to ask than to guess. he as if cut off, looking for hollow WiFi didn't find, but it turned out in his house there is an office line, wearing a suit that sister for the wedding bought, wear a sleeve, came, I like that, from that, you can call to clarify, sat on the household opened a notebook, what it was hollowed, then with a serious view, I now give you the information on the electronic skin, tell me the password from WiFi...still use, and you are talking stupid

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Be human, please do not comment on every quote. How many can read the same on the main / in fresh. Keep your opinion on your own, because everyone is flattered.
With respect Fedor.

Here is this:
here here :

A man comes into the store and says.
I am from Rusalko.
Yes it happens.
- Fuck me from the Russian Alcohol company, show me the vitrines!! to

When I was a student, I worked as a salesman in a supermarket. And here, on my first day at work, when nothing seemed to predict trouble, a aunt approached me and said:
I am a snowman. Has my goods arrived?
I answered, say, a minute, now I will clarify. And she went to scare all the sellers with the message that there was some Snowmen there, and she wondered if her goods had arrived. However, no one could understand what Snowden was and what kind of goods she needed. I went back to her to find out what she needed, and it turned out that she was a sales representative of the company, and she was interested in the canned vegetables of this brand.
I look all forgotten about a guy from the company Russian Window, who knocked on the door and imagined Jasruskina?