Only sailing yachts can say “We’re chasing” by spending 5 hours in one place.

The tricks of life:
In order not to lose the wireless mouse, attach a rope to it.

Night.Kolodets 9 floors.Growing up in trees, I can not.After coming after a long day of work, I sat down to drink a bowl of beer. This solemn moment-and echo in the empty courtyard.Half-minute-up the wife's call: I don't see you-But I hear!Fse we are under control!( by

You can take water with you for the exam.
The Holy Water? Do you take osmosis?
No, there are no bulldozers in the commission.

XXX: There was another cool guy who welded paintings of metal, which only from one point were seen as masterpieces of art - Jokonda, Mother of God. And the rest is just an accumulation of x..you. How was he called?
YYY: This is a Surgeon on the Lower Diaries. No one can find that point.

I think it’s overwhelmed, I can’t joke so much.
yyy: The curvature is the fucking of bodies, and this is so, the little things
Zzz: What’s wrong with the apple of bodies?
Tagged: smell

The best way to succeed is to fall in love with what you do" (c) Jackie Chan

I became an alcoholic.

by Coolrodion:
I sit and work. I hear my colleague say between things:
K: In the news in the autumn promises minus nine
In the autumn? In a week already?! to
K: Yes
Is it minus nine?! to
Windows 9 is

Tagged with: Andrew Zadarov How is life?

YYY: Yes, the penalty for excess was issued. Sadness at all...

XXX: It’s not sad yet.) The boss told me how they went to the bathroom.
Well, in general, he went to the bathroom with friends, invited a priest of love from an ancient profession. In general, they are sitting communicating, drinking) It is time "X" She invites him to get away and the process of processing the bubble begins) And when the matter almost came to a logical conclusion))) The butterfly began to scream "Faster, Faster, even faster)) generally at the most responsible moment the latex jacket is ripped and the boss splashes all the orgasm into her))) Which received a notice and a STRAFF FOR EXCELLENCE))) She said so))) STRAFF!!! to

yyy: I’m even afraid to imagine what the measure of punishment there)))))) from 3-6 months in the SkinVen dispenser)))

The xxx:

My young philanthropist. At the age of 9 he got rid of the phrase of a spokesman on television: "The police bound the robbers at the scene of the crime." When I got to the meaning of his goot I laughed too =)

I had a sociopathic test.
Question "You were told that you are beautiful?", the answer options girl, stranger, mom.
The next question was "was it your mother?".

I work in support of the provider. The subscriber calls. I feel nervous already.

Subscriber: The list of channels is not displayed on IP TV. What a fucking. All the fucking. I: Let us not use blatant words. Damn is a literary word. I will definitely stop, but it’s p###children.

A tourist crashed into a snowboard with a dog.
Well and what?
How, well and what? Gathered a lot of leaves!

Definitely not here. Posted a couple of times as an experiment here an announcement about dating, with contact details. Not a single letter :)
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Go again, I’m now free.

Customer: "the feeling that not all products are popular, but only some popular"

from ZH

After reading the Bible, interest in books disappeared entirely.
Do not burn them, please.

I do not have any annoyance, I return as soon as I arrive.

I go today to the next store of household appliances, consider goods, pretend prices, suddenly I see - with a blessed smile, a seller-consultant steals to me, apparently eager to work.
Well, and I walked towards him and stunnedly ask:
Good day! Can I help you something?
Five seconds of full stupor of the crazy guy, and he gives me:
Buy something, please.

Ladies and gentlemen! I would like to pay tribute to Monday morning with a minute of mourning.

and Brenson:
Tushkan - dumb))) I put on the call a calculator from the Nightmare on the street of Vyazyov and, as it happens, safely forgot about it. Well, I had a nightmare of my whole life when at 3 a.m. someone called her. She is asleep, and through her sleep she hears a child’s voice nearby saying, “Once, two, Freddy will take you.”

and Brenson:
But now she does not need to take a mortgage: bricks for the cottage is enough)))))