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[ + 64 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55560
 27.10.2011
...the solder is connected to the network, but it is not heated, decided to disassemble and check what could break there...
Yaya: And what is there?
1 – This is not a transaction. 2nd 220 of the rotor is not deadly.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №55559
 27.10.2011
The survey in the porn lab smiled:

I like to hang on...
23% of white [ 15 ]
17 percent of the population [ 11 ]
Asian women 9% [ 6 ]
African women 3% [ 2 ]
I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people (38%)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55558
 27.10.2011
The working day was broken from the morning.
XHH: On the site of Nokia from the mess got a virtual consultant.
xxx: On the proposal "let's blow it in bed" - she joyfully divides her hands and answers "and what, actually, of that";;

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55557
 27.10.2011
No, I don’t know, I had a bad night with him.
WOW: What is it? The Lunarity?
XXX if it were. Yesterday on the compilation he found the folder "Educational films". I remember thinking: "Not a fig for myself. He also learns something from me!". I go in and there are 2 (two!) Files: "The Art of Cutting Kitchen Knives" and "The Technique of Opening and Forensic Medical Survey of Corps". But now I am tormented by doubts...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №55556
 27.10.2011
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh That’s why you can’t go on Google+ ><
WOW: Yes of course. Here is a surgeon’s spell, who during the operation speaks to the nurse "eee. Is the appendix that round shit or that long glomerule?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "Removal of appendicitis video". Fuck that.
A video lesson? For the beginners? OOO
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and neurosurgery. The home recipes. How to make a lobotomy ".

[ + 42 - ] [23 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55555
 27.10.2011
Perk: They were not allowed into a Jewish club. not passed the peacock control (((

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55554
 27.10.2011
The pressure in the center of the Earth is 3 million times higher than the pressure in the Earth’s atmosphere.
XXX: Thank you for this

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №55553
 27.10.2011
I am looking for work. I cannot find! I wake up tomorrow because the bathroom rattles me like that. Well fucking I think, again the neighbors stood up, the stools broke up... I go to check the situation, I see something popping up! The paper fucking. Declaring that chargers are required
I’m sitting over the toilet, I think I can pick it up.

[ + 205 - ] Comment quote №55552
 27.10.2011
There was no hot water for six months, when I finally gave it, I immediately took a bath. The cat watched the process with interest - before I only used a shower. When she got up to warm up, he jumped out on the edge of the bathroom, went there and there, unappropriately sparkling, smelled the washing machine, went out, and settled next to the door (one live, there is no need to close). I grumbled, then decided to dive...The watched cat immediately in a terrible panic stumbled, stood on his back legs, grabbed in front of the edge, began to scream and try to get me :-) Saviour Malibu, fucking :-) With this you will not go missing!

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55551
 27.10.2011
Thermorectal cryptoanalysis website:
To create a unique password based on biometric data – drop your head on the keyboard, in this case, the password is generated from characters exactly repeating the contours of your face, and the outsider will not be able to enter the system.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55550
 27.10.2011
My cat is the kindest: it always allows me to sleep on the edge of my bed.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №55549
 27.10.2011
"Princh, yesterday your neighbor from below called me to look at the computer, the problems were small. So, he has a query in the history of search queries: "How much is given for murder in a state of affection". The darkness is in her.
I probably bought my son Vuvuzel.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55548
 27.10.2011
I sit next to the comp, I begin to say something, I silence.. (I look at the monitor).. Marat, gliding me over the head:"Nothing, nothing.. the doctor said, so it will be a long time"
What kind of doctor!!? to
M- (pressing me to myself) - everything is fine... everything is fine, there is no doctor, no.
and call!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №55547
 27.10.2011
This Actress Has Less Breasts Than You
YYY:... alone? O_O

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55546
 27.10.2011
XXX is the West. You'll laugh but the'most delicious vodka' is drunk in small gloves like a cognac. The same is the case with tequila – salt-lime-salp is for alkas, gentlemen appreciate every gout.
Yyy: It is with sadness that I admit that I am an alchemy.
Who is not alchemy here?
Zzzz: I am a drug addict.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55545
 27.10.2011
There is a mommy with a child (aged 7-8), a guy 20-25 years old next to him and eats a healthy snickers.
Baby Mom, Mom! Buy a candy!
You can’t eat so much sweet, you’re still small.
Why does my uncle eat?
First my mother forbade me, then my wife will. I’ll catch a moment ?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55544
 27.10.2011
xxx: I was writing a cycle on the basil code to build a circle. Type repeat 360 ( step forward 1 turn to the right for 1 degree ) Everyone could not understand what shit he is drawing me an egg
xxx: I got to the current 15 years later that the horizontal router is different from the vertical router
yyy: and the pixel is not square.
Yes, of such untold, the child’s mind could not understand why the egg in the place of the circle.
X: A rectangular pixel ruined my childhood :)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55543
 27.10.2011
Better to be a pirate than to serve in the navy.
Yyy: Yo-ho-ho!!! ))))))))
zzz: Yo-ho-ho! and injection of bromine)))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55542
 27.10.2011
How to fight with admin?

Everything is scattered in a flat layer...
Tired of cleaning disks with license windows in the boxes...
Late to work...
Passwords are forgotten.
How to fight them?
Some to drive out and recruit others not to offer...
The others are the same (I have checked)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55541
 27.10.2011
If you have a lot of mortgage and other loans debt, your salary automatically becomes Schrödinger’s money.

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