With Kosovo :

I listened to the song for my 9-year-old daughter.
That century was shattered like a melt,
Who knew how to live,
It begins with the letter L.
Finishing with a soft sign..."

The girl with round eyes:
“Mom, what is it, Lenny?”? to

When you laugh at the Russian language and the grammatics of the gastarbayters from Central Asia, remember, about the same way we all speak English.

xxx: Classroom in honor of the beginning of the holidays decided to lead our class on a cartoon. On the cartoon "Monsters on Vacation-2". It seems to be a hint.

General chat department:
Today, IT technicians begin to change the old compas in the department, all urgently get backup, so that nothing is lost!
We have nothing to lose except our eyes.
Take care of them too! : r

AK90: I read the news, there they write, a worker called "Super Mario" from Britain became famous for laying 90 bricks per minute
AK90: Best comment - And Super-Antonio then mothers translates normally. and :)

“Doctor, no, Thomas, tell me what’s in there?
“Lord, how much you have in your ass – ambition, education, hope, life. And here, in the depths, the future...

I watched the OTW (Primorye) program of the Auto Patrol. The jeep drove from a steep slope, crawled, the car was fucking, eyewitnesses called an ambulance, the woman had only scratches. Interview with her husband.
No breakthroughs?
But not yet. He smiles.

and ZZZ:
20 years ago, when I worked in Singapore, it was a very serious problem. You walk through the hallway and think: have I greeted him or not?

I lived in Korea for 6 years. Lies, "on one face" they are literally the first couple of weeks. Then, like everywhere, you see very clearly different people.

They say, if you are afraid of the outside noise in the apartment, take a cat.
Recon105: Well, proven method!Pantylimone: and I am now cold from the cat's car in the kitchen at night... ((
Recon105: What is it?
I’ve never had a cat like that...

A grandmother came and gave the child a music book. A week later we went to visit her with Revenge, another music book. We will go back with the hammer.
XXX: The next step is behind us.

Spammers are out.
Interested in the “Guideline of Stella.”
Even on this, they trick to pull the link "download Stella's guide" on the first page.
If you don’t know, it’s euphemism for “taking from the ceiling.”

I would like to turn the world around, but I have little leverage for it.

(I will smell soon)

by Eugene :
25 years of madness.
Fuck that

by Sergey:
Nottingham
You are a teacher without three minutes!))

by Eugene :
My father at 25 had two sons and a brother.

I did a good massage, a slender minette, and there was such sex that my browniche never dreamed of. Even talked spiritually, it turned out to be a higher education in psychology. The question is, what will I do on Friday?

Buy a girl because you can’t find a free one that doesn’t divorce your grandmother and is cool with you in bed. And others can. Don’t be jealous as long as you have money, you have enough of a prostitute.

A guy with strictly distributed expenses, you’re overwhelming. You spent 10,000 on a girl (the rest of the story is on yourself), and judging by the text, it was more an exception than a rule. Another thing, why do you date a girl with whom you don’t like sex, and dating her is so boring that you are forced to entertain yourself with accounting calculations?

And the last nail in the cover of the grave of your story: if your woman is a barrel, you are just treating her incorrectly.

Stories about “nearly monthly” and “head pain” come from women who are embarrassed to say, “I won’t have sex with you because you’re lazy for the kindness, and without a good degree of excitement it’s all absolutely not pleasant and even painful.” And the prostitute does not shy away to use lubricant, will entertain you with a penny to reduce the actual, unpleasant phase of sex without excitement, then for the same money will compliment you about sex, and about how interesting you are. This is all I can do - let your girlfriend go, let her find someone who suits her.

Axl: The most accurate description of contemporary art: The Italian museum cleaner took contemporary art for garbage and threw it away.

Aniramka: took the girl to the department.
I ordered her to make a report. She sat down all day and left the evening. I am still at work. She flies to the department: "Tomorrow I'll meet, I'll go to the client, I'm back to pick up the monitor."
I look at her: "Have you forgotten your laptop? No, I saw you go with him"
She said to me: "No, I forgot the monitor"
She really came to pick up the MONITOR from the comp, because there is information on her report.
and x :-[
She’s crying about why she’s fired.
Oh yeah what?

From a comment to the article that 50 grams of processed meat a day causes cancer... (in fact, only one of its varieties increases the risk)
XX: I can assume that the party and the government are going to make sure that citizens never have more than 50 grams of meat on the table a week.

Advertising of some other pharmaceutical jerk: Aunt drinks whiskey, her head hurts. Then a big plan pill and tell me what a wonderful pain relief this pill is. Next: Aunt joyfully jumps in the jump, holding the children in her arms. Hi the stroke!

Let me introduce myself, I am a “nude”, a “untouched”, a “nuchotys” little.
I am going to get a tattoo.

The Companions!