Oh well Van! Look what clowns, the fools have the Maidan again... They are all like fools, painted... They are all like monkeys. And those three, Ivan, on the go, each drug addict. And that boxer, look, Ivan...also drunk! “You, Zin, the boxer would not be touched, no matter what he is, but will be the mayor. He is still alive and still alive. When fools rush to power, somebody’s probably out of hand. Oh well Van! Have you seen a rabbit? Should he hold a microphone? He is an alcoholic, but he is not an alcoholic. Apparently, Ivan is right again, and this rabbit is a drug addict. They are given tea, such a... fool... in the brains of fog. Probably, the Maidan was arranged for monkeys, or for those who are addicts...You are right, Ivan!

We live together with our wife. She, like any woman in my opinion and taste, is very attentive to her appearance. Therefore, in the bathroom we have all shelves and cabinets fitted with creams, shampoos, balsams, etc. Recently obtained soap-shredder (in soap a small kind of unknown hard crumb). Since then, there have been two soaps in the soap machine: normal and abnormal.
Today, sitting at work in front of the computer, I went to the bath late at night. I turn on the shower, stand, think of high matters, slowly fall asleep. Parallel to this, I stretch my hand to the soap machine, grab the first soap and start washing the causal spot... Now I know from my own experience the meaning of the phrase “wiping my ass with a sling,” but it’s even worse.
P.S His wife roasted long and with tears. I promised to hide this hell away.

The creators of the famous Kerch bridge and the Crimean nuclear power plants took up the creation of a payment card system.

Discuss the time machete in "Harry Potter":

xxx: And what if you move the machete for a second, then you will be stuck in yourself, because a second ago you stood in place and did not leave, respectively you and another you were stuck in each other (imagine this as stuck in the texture)
My friend has died

Satellite1957: Fighting with monuments is easy, they do not shoot in response.
Stroka07: as the events in Donbass showed, a couple of monuments managed to fire in response. IS-3 and T-34
A monument to Lenin in Kharkiv was persistently beaten, 4 people were injured

A woman’s brain is the same as a man’s. If this is not the case, please eatkneck these "equal rights".
If a person has gray matter in his head, conscience and education, then no intoxication and no hormones will change his "sufficiency." The brakes may shake up or the subconscious desires may unfold, the limit of their weakness may shift. With severe poisoning, perception is already disrupted, cognitive functions are inhibited and simplified. But a man will never say or do what he did not want in principle. And the consequences of these actions will not cease to understand. He may not care about them.
This is what I do - stop dropping into toxicosis what you previously just masked in yourself.

Friend, and you are with a hammer or a temperature of 38 also cheerful, cheerful and the soul of the company? No, I am not a woman. The Doctor. They are married, unlike...

She was in visits with her parents, they annoyed to tell how they bought coffee, and the taste is no different from the usual. I wonder what "Earth" is. Showing the packaging.
It turns out, ground coffee - hammered to be...

<TheNehh> When searching for files in Windows XP, in the lower left corner a little dog leaves a book. It leaves it from left to right, symbolizing, apparently, the depth of the idiotism of the whole system.
<Angelofnet> TheNehh: So the dog... It doesn’t matter where to go.

The Friend! The headache goes away on the second day. The temperature is third. Toxicity lasts for weeks and months. It is hard, both morally and physically. One stupid girl planned to protect the diser with a blade, so as not to strike especially. Well, she did not go away from the push for three months, and her dish was covered with a copper barrel. Puzo was, and disserra is not, because it is simply impossible to work mentally in such a state, as it is to run with documents.

C forums "Anti-Russian standards":

XXX is Hi! Please help me with my loan problem. The loan to the Renaissance is 78 500 rubles, I have not paid for 6 months and do not plan. The bullying calls from the collectors stopped a month ago, and now a letter came from the bank, with the text that my case was transferred to the court (even attached a copy of the application to the court). What should I do??? Can I withdraw my case from the court? I do not want to pay. Please help me.

Yyy: Yes, you write a direct statement that you do not want to pay and send it to the court by mail. The court rejects the bank in the claim and obliges it to remove your credit history from the NBKI within a week period.

and GM. I have a pilot friend. And since she had to break through there with the battle, proving that she is not worse than men, she knows everything about 'equality of opportunity'. And here somehow she asks me, "and is it true that the mood of the baby is spoiled during the period?"I make big eyes and confirm...Friend: "What’s wrong with me?"I started to think. She is healthy like a horse. The medical commission was conducted by the first county as a cosmonaut. Do we have many perfectly healthy babies?

Damn, he told his wife after a trip that a man should be powerful, smellful and hairy.
I said "Oh, right about you! In addition to the word "man" and "mouth"...(

Did harmful Jews invent Christianity in order to educate slave submission in other peoples?
This is one of the most important things in the world.
Don’t worry, is that true? And not only pgo hystyanism, but also pgo any doughnaya helix?

Buy a laptop with pre-installed Windows 8 - start learning PC from formatting.

<slava_> and
<slava_> at work now the director shows one of the programmers how to correctly jump in quake1 ))

Well, once all the patterns have been identified, the question to the experts: why is it still impossible to conceive a child of the right sex with the help of science and medicine?
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There are no words. Sheep Dolly has been around for almost 20 years.
Several eggs are taken, fertilized, developed in a test tube, after a while a couple of cells are taken for DNA analysis and the desired fetus is planted by the mother.
In more than a dozen countries, the second method is used only for medical indicators (genetic diseases related to gender). "Don’t let a boy" or "Don’t let a girl"), there are no prohibitions in the United States. They write that the Chinese often come, boys with a guarantee to do.

J is Martin and Children's Literature
... and Cinderella married a prince, and she had a sadistic husband, an intriguing mother-in-law, an alcoholic hero, and a family doctor-poisoner.

Yesterday the girl came. and grit. "I have it all down there, and how do I get it up?" guess what it is about
Lightbit: The cables?
The Beast: No. She turned the window and didn’t know how to open it.

Funny work of Sapphire:
User: You do not have a niche here. I go there, and Nippon.
Sapport: <a few suggestive questions to understand what’s wrong>
User: I will refuse to respond until you fix this problem!

The Russian answer to "OK, Google" is "So, Yandex" or "Okay, Yandex".