Damn...No one knows how to press the button "I want" with the keyboard?

>>It seemed - I go into the depths, Northern Steel, hard metalworkers, etc. It was a decent city, decent people.

With our Orenburg the same story - people when they go here, think they are going to Siberia. They come, and here is the wave.

(The news of the fact that in the Irkutsk region from the library were seized books “Carslon who lives on the roof”, “Adventures of Tom Sawyer”, “Pumpkin”, “The Bell”, “Theremook” and “The Tale of the Golden Cock”).
- Well about Carlson and the inch, I can understand... there pedophilia, unequal marriages... about the colobber too, there is violence at the end... about Tom Sawyer I can also understand, there are Negroes called Negroes and they send... about the golden cock in general. The heat for what???? to
Federal Law of the Russian Federation of December 21, 2013 No. 376-FZ. It is also "the law on rubber apartments"
About how the outgoing percentages break down.

Zzzz, it doesn’t make sense. Moderators play off with the words “what did you take that the moderator moderators the face?” and will advise you to simply remove the insults from people.
yyy: xxx, and where did the “remove from people” button not say?
Oh God, how I want this button!by 11

With Dairy:

I have new neighbors.
They get messed up often, long and boring.
The girl makes monotonous sounds, as if she is pinceting in the intimate area:
Oh yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!
In this sound accompaniment there is no entrance, no couplets with a chant, nor a final baptism. Just minutes after forty these sounds stop just as suddenly as they started.

I think that pornography really brings a lot of sorrow to life, because ordinary human sex between ordinary people is nothing beautiful or exciting. They will find porn, then climb into the bed, and there -...YAK!...YAK!
Pattern breakdown and depression are ensured.

A former neighbor, a drug addict, was driving a prostitute, and one of them took the money (or drugs) in good faith:

and yes! Yes to! Oh yes! and deeper! and deeper! Oh my God! Ah! Ah!

Just like the microphone.

A minute later, a man’s voice heard from the window on the ground floor:
and fake!
A voice from another window:
and stop.

I regularly go to the Tula bookstore, and every time I ask if there is a meme in the sale. Every time I answer, no. I have asked 150 times and 150 times I have been answered no. The point is that the same seller answers me, responding with constant intonation. I ask with constant intonation:



Are there memes?

There are no memes.



Are there memes for sale?

We do not sell memes.



Can you see myths, what are they?

No, there are no memes for sale.



I would like to buy memes, what are they all about?

Sorry, we do not sell memes.



Are there funny illustrations? I need memes.

We never order or sell them.



And after all, this seller, the contagion, knows me perfectly in the face, knows what I will say, and knows what he will answer me. But none of us ever showed with a gesture or a word that we all know the script. Sometimes the seller is smoking at the entrance, when I go into the store, then I look at him through the glass doors, he is indifferent, throws a bull and returns to the shelf:



What did you want?

I need memes.

We do not have them.

It is sorry.



Sometimes he communicates with another client, then, I wait patiently for them to finish:



Are there memes for sale?

No, we are not selling them.



Sometimes he just misses the shelf when there’s no one in the store, and I’m the only one walking around the hall. Of course, he knows what’s going to happen next, but he doesn’t look and indifferently takes the magazine.



- I can't find any memes, are they in sale at all?

No, they do not exist, we do not sell them.



This is a very harsh, truly male confrontation, the outcome of which is unclear. Obviously, each side expects to win. I agree with none already.

Yes, children are an unwanted consequence of sex. conducted a survey in the office. of 120 women. The four floors. So, "wanted, but not now" – the majority. Nevertheless, an unpleasant surprise turned out to be untimely, broken plans, unfinished initiatives. A little less - they were not happy at all, but the pressure of the family and society forced them. I explain - the woman is married for 7 years, and here - it happened. "Wouldn't anyone understand me if I didn't have a baby" is this the right motivation? Or “If I didn’t fly, he’t get married.” And only one said that she dreamed of kids from school! And her only thought was to give birth, and sooner, and to feed, and to press, and to bow... Well, clearly, she has four children. My husband is not. And never was. For men, I do not know the statistics, we have very few of them, I did not ask them, or it would be unscientific. An unrepresentative sample, in a word.

We congratulate you from heart!
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My wife and I paid off the mortgage for seven years.
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And we wish you a further and happy life))) and don't worry about the cat, he is smart and intelligent, will understand everything)

About the contraception.
Before the beginning of sexual life, naturally thought about it, and, t.k. There was no internet, I read in books and asked the comrades. The most popular figure in the question of the reliability of condoms was 98%. This number, of course, frightened me: a hundred percent reliable, of course, nothing happens, but, for example, in two cases out of a hundred can "true"!? That is, a couple of times a year with average intensity of sexual life, welcome to abortion! I will explode!
And then the slightly more shattered comrades explained that 98% is for people in general, i.e. The remaining two include products, which have been in the wallet for a couple of years, and purchased from the solar vitrine of the lark, and 5 rubles, and "poor flies", and "sort used " and various variations of use not according to the instructions. And a single Homo sapiens-sapiens can be sure of three nine and count on four.
And, yes, 12 years and no one, that is, three have already passed.
Love each other, people!

Fuck it again. Sometimes there were funny jokes here. They have the only thing about the impal and that is funny. A to! Have you had funny cases?
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Hm How to tell you. I look at the photo, we were at the training then 8 people, together we started, now five. A! Yes! There were three funny cases.

In the morning of March 17, an unknown man entered the Kiosk of the RUP and stole 400 tickets, which he then distributed on the street to passers, the press service of the Investigative Committee of Belarus said.

Robin Hood as Detective.

The most optimal - all kinds of hormones (and specifically women). But it is necessary to go to the doctor, and then go to the pharmacies to run a particular drug to look for.
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Who told you this? Read on the Internet? Are all people and situations the same, without exceptions? For different situations, there are different ways. Hormonal drugs do not go without a trace, even if they are normally selected. They require breaks in use from time to time. They do not tolerate forgetfulness. They are not suitable for everyone and not always, they have contraindications. So with regular sexual life, for example, if people live together, but do not plan to have children - yes, hormones are usually (but not always) a good choice. For a couple of young students who don’t know when they’ll meet the next time, and with the same partner or another, it’s unlikely. And even more, if a man wants to secure himself from the coming food - let him buy condoms, and, to be sure, keep them in an inaccessible place for psychotic fans. And this is about the "spotting of the needle" complaining already. It is strange to complain about the "ah" in the nickname is not so pleasant, and then to be offended that the greedy stupid grandmother was also not protected and demands something from them. Is the brain not working so well?

From the corporate newsletter (from the assistant manager of the company):

Dear colleagues,
In accordance with the directive of the CEO, the service " tea-coffee" is extended ONLY to the Administration and the guests of the company!

The preparation of tea and coffee for personal consumption is carried out by department heads, specialists, etc. employees of the company independently, without the help of the assistant director of the company and the assistant commercial director!
I urge you to accept this decision with understanding!

I can’t tell you what this book is, but I found this one yesterday:

“I want to experience a pain that can’t be compared to anything else in the world,” she begged. Naked and with closed eyes.
“Good-good,” I said, scattering Lego bricks on the floor.

The specificity of the work is that there are always a lot of prizes for competitions: toys, candy, flashes, some organizers, etc. A colleague found 34 boxes of candy that ended in a week. We decided that we would not be able to eat them, and she urged them to go to some kind of children's contest, where there was trouble with prizes. The question from the organizers of the contest, when they received gift candy: Are you sure that candy with vodka will be suitable for prizes for children 7-14 years old?

When the wife is on a diet and the husband is a troll

I want fat food and on the pen.

Salo in the refrigerator, pen on the door)

On the advice of psychologists, he tried to abstract from the problem.
In an attempt to abstract, this problem was absorbed.

"Or offices where free love is accepted and cooperatives are not childish."

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Addresses and names in the studio!! Ready to work for food.)

In Alma-Ata, in the Park of Culture and Rest named after M. Gorky, a drinker disappeared somewhere. People are actively discussing this on social networks.

Someone knows why they dismantled the monument of Gorky in the park. The bitter?
yyy: Probably a monument to Rest and Culture

This is:
There in some ordinary high school at different times over the last 30 years, 7 or 8 modern popular fiction writers studied. This is a fact that is difficult to explain rationally.

I was in this city, there people are not so invented as to move to another shore.