"Baturina's place in Moscow can be taken by Sobyanin's wife".

Lamca Drica
A bill should be submitted to the Duma, according to which the spouse of the capital mayor will need to be imprisoned simultaneously with the appointment of the husband to this bread office. Theoretically, this will halve the amount of the inevitable damage caused by the theft of the mayor’s family.

The results of the matches in Ukraine and Poland will be predicted by Mykola

I know that somewhere inside you lives a man. We will save him.

The evening.
How I don’t want to work!
Well, dear, there is only one day left. And Friday too.
What day? 30 years to work!

I went on electric yesterday. of transport trade. The man sells all the shit. Then came the electrochocker. talks about the possibilities: "not sleeping - a couple of shocks with an electric shocker and sleeping like a baby" "youth can use for garden-mazo"
yyy: O_O The Harsh Man))
Xxx: the hard youth xD

From the Pickup Forum.
Q: Is there such a drug to excite her at all to the limit? so that iron on the first date sex was?

Please try the crack...

YYY: Who would you contact?
XXX with Rosenthal

The company "computer scientists", tss. Not a word about the gallery. new service "automatic clock switch off - xxx rub." on the approach.

Why is your cheek so red?
My brother struck. He was removed from his right hand, so I congratulated him that his personal life was improving.

Recognize which fox has hit the butterfly?

And again that fucking moment when you wake up and don’t know what clock is right...

[21:50:05] <.JLUCA> what is a sphincter?
[21:51:25] <JLUCA> is this the brother of the Sphinx?
[21:51:32] <JLUCA> younger?
[21:51:34] <Terentius_Palych> is the brother of the anus.
[21:51:47] <Terence_Palych> senior...

We go home with our guests, he is driving.
Both are sober. Every five minutes we are stopped by GAI.
Check for alcohol. For the fourth time, of course,
It bored. And here in front of the very house we are hindered by a pessimistic
The copy. There is the following dialogue between him and the driver:
and sober?
Three times sober.
Why four?
I have been checked four times today.
Why not put on the belt?
I have an airbag.
No matter what...
And then 20 minutes. In the end, the desperate worker of GAI speaks
The genius phrase:
Give me something!
The driver’s face is illuminated by understanding, he jumps into the car, goes in.
In a mess, something gets out of there and with a cheerful smile says,
Going to the employee:
The sandwiches! With cheese! The truth of yesterday...

P.S Fortunately, he did not have a weapon.

The price maker today saw "coatlets from meat m.b.".no, at least honestly confessed...

kora_f: When one stick and eight holes defeat an entire army...
Do you know this cartoon?

werewolchara: "The Gun of Gatling"?

Ice_Prizrack (20:02:16 26/03/2011)
Three children playing in hiding.

Ice_Prizrack (20:02:25 26/03/2011)
1 ordinary and 2 twins

Ice_Prizrack (20:02:33 26/03/2011)
The names have changed)

Ice_Prizrack (20:02:42 26/03/2011)
the poor guy was driving all the time)))

ZeRoK (01:59): I will go to the sorting run
Mapc (01:59): let’s shout
ZeRoK (03:00): all here
ZeRoK (03:00): WHERE was I at the time?? to
Mapc (03:00): the clock moved
ZeRoK (03:01): Fuck, point, and I think there is a failure in memory

How many girls will lose their virginity on 19-20 December 2012 >:P

New Siberian Chocolate with Meat and Cedar Nuts

Yesterday, at a Cisco course, I asked who was riding cars, well, I raised my hand and jumped that I was riding a large and powerful car. He replied that it doesn’t matter which, then asked my cell phone number and killed him at the base. Now by calling the special number I can lift and drop the bus on the entrance to the parking lot in front of the universe... I think it was necessary to be clear that the car that I am driving, a lot of people can enter and it is called AUTOBUS... But I am the boss of the bus...