After feeding two children, the breasts changed slightly, or rather decreased!New underwear has not yet been purchased.The husband, clinging, says: "Again, my mom dressed up to look older?and "

xxx: You register on a porn site, and there is a “go through Facebook” button.
Yyy: Facebook is still fine, what if Google Plus? It’s the awkward moment when someone learns that you’re using Google Plus.
zzz: Boys on porn sites laugh, ahah :D
c) The Habr

to this
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No problem Daddy! I earn no less than yours, and because of different tastes I buy separately from products for parents (which with the happy location of the stars I also buy). It would be good to not listen to anything like Nafig bought good tomatoes - in the refrigerator still purchased on stock (read - already in the store half-ridden) did not disintegrate definitively, who will eat them?and "
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There was a advertisement:
My son calls on the phone: “Mom, what to buy for dinner?”
Buy an apartment and live separately.

This
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The xxx:
I drank on Saturdays for several years. This recently became the liver on Sundays (and until Tuesday). I decided to bind with a drink, at least for a few months. Now I don’t drink, and the liver still regularly hurts from Sunday to Tuesday. It reminds me of stories about a cat or dog, whom everyone regrets for a broken leg, he gets used to it, and after a month sadly pushes the already healthy, by habit...
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The liver can not hurt in principle - there are no nerve endings in it. Pain begins, for example, when it is increased by so much that it presses on neighboring organs - they are hurt. Walking to the doctor, you really risk dying.

xxx: the most offensive thing in religions, if you prayed all the way, cut the barracks for the holiday, slandered the kafir and here is when it is time to meet with the gurus in paradise and the apostle Peter comes out to meet you...

Yyy: The Apostle Peter is very respected in Islam, so I don’t think they’re very upset.

But the Apostle Peter is not 70 virgins.

YYY: You know, on the unfish...

Dialogue between two accountants moving shipments from 1C trading base to 1C accounting.
In the 21st century, the spacecraft spaced the vastness of the universe, and I manually interrupted the contractors.
And Sasha showed me how to automate it.
...??? to
See also Ctrl-C Ctrl-V
by Zy. You won’t believe, but they have 1C programmers in the state – Sasha.

All Simply
and ==
I don’t give peace to the thought – why does not a person sneeze in a dream?? to
and ==
For the same reason that he (a healthy person) does not sleep and does not meet. And also does not shake (again healthy) with active dreams. The brain shuts off some body systems.

XX: It is time for them to make an assistant, as in the word there was a scraper, and in the HR - a dog. Only here, when a problem arises, a ass should be generated from which the hands appear, slash you, divide to the sides, as if you could do it and not be able to help disappear back.

Lena - I want a poppy
He is noisy.
Lena - I want to) will cry and sleep at night)
It will be like a wake-up alarm.
I – and where will he stand?
Lena, where are you going?
I am in the store.

You are so sad, so sad to sit here with you.
Wait until you hang yourself. Giving a rope?

The USSR was big and different.
For everyone, the fool, the own.

Something suddenly remembered that in our past house, next to my bed, there was a stove covered with pattern tiles. In these patterns I clearly saw the face of the wicked bearded old man. Until I was eight years old, I watched this flower every day before I went to bed, and for a while I was even afraid of it. I told my mom that it was half done. When it broke, she brought a piece of the same tiles from the garage.
- See, here is a bouquet of nails, tied with a ribbon!
It is really a bouquet...

I decided to play with my favorite "In the city".
I begin to:
of Alma-Ata
and alush.
and armor.
- (She after a 30-second pause): "Rakun City!!! to
I could not play anymore!and ?

This death takes the best, and the military commando all in a row.

Parents are strange
U: at first a noisy dispute about the technology of eating a fox of the straw sitting on her nose
u: now came to the question whether the column had a spine and ribs, as well as an internal resonator for speaking, capturing the edge of the question whether the grandmother did not have too much raw sushi.

A well-known village was gasified a few years ago. extended the gas pipeline. For a small amount of 600 pieces promised to stretch the pipe from the gas pipeline to the house (meters 20). A poor village, no one could put 600 pieces out of the house. There was no gas and there is no gas. But the village is gasified, yes, out and the pipe on the central street to go

My friend got under her chief, a boy from Russia. He came recently and did not know the language, and she helped him in teaching. Once this boy calls, with an offer to meet for further training.
and well. A friend says. I’ll load it and come.
Nagan (from the Hebrew "negina" is a song. But the boy did not know that! He explained what a nagon? If a girlfriend was glamorous and her player was pink, this whole story would not have happened.
Black, metal, you don’t know what a nagan is? He knew. The student explained why she needed it.
Well how?My girlfriend was upset. - Without a nagan in the bus you will pass! Sometimes people sit around and carry that! No one interferes.
Why are you in college? A man who begins to see Israel as a country that has defeated democracy.
Necessary for lectures! - explained a friend who used the player and as a dictionary. Sometimes the lecturer tarotors, nothing is clear. Then you put it on the table and don’t worry.
Does the guard let you go?? to
Of course! Am I one such? Everyone goes with them!
I have not seen...
So pay attention! At this point, the girlfriend began to understand that a mistake was made in their conversation and they found out the truth to the great relief of the interlocutor.

Three recently married
TREMA: we go home with my wife, she is digging in a new phone, I decided to try the ships
At the end of the battle I say to my wife:"Look! I have 55 hits, 3 fires and 1 sinking ship.
Three: And she doesn’t raise my head like that: and one evil wife...

The inventor of torrents can be considered Igor Nikolaev: in 1983 he wrote "On the secret of the whole world you give this song".

I read here a nostalgic post in which they mention the Donbas refrigerator, but here is one of the comments: " These chopped refrigerators are similar to a tank not only in sound, but also in weight. I recently raised one. Sisyphus in hell does not push a stone into the mountain. He raises a chopped refrigerator "Donbass" on the chopped infinite staircase. andquot;