Xxx: In general, the linear scale is unnatural.
Yyy: Be careful with this joke, only mathematicians will understand it.

Feel like a Gandhi.
What did you say?
- I say: " go, feel at home!" (c) Santa

I don’t understand the hysteria with the word "Last". As for me, the last one is the one after which nothing has happened, but that doesn’t mean it won’t happen. So if that word was "Final" or "Final", then it’s a different matter. This is the end, the finite, the finite, the comedy, that’s all. and :)
VU: Agree, "This is your back word" "Back there is no!", but "Kin-dza-dza!"

Talk to a colleague:
Here I present you with a wheelchair, children, family one.
Yyy: Listen, I love children, of course, but not to the extent to give birth to them!

My friend at work is fired, in the statement indicated the reason - "there is not enough time to go to the Starcraft"

Costs – half
>>> costs half: he pays for services (the apartment in her possession), she buys food, household chemicals and other consumables

is curious. We, for example, the costs for utilities and for food and household chemicals are 1: 4, and even 1: 5. Has the girl owned a penthouse or from the food only pasta-nounem? Or do we eat too much?

Costs – half

Moisture, 1k from property, 2h prescribed
Water + water drainage (11 cubes + 11 cubes.and 565 R
Gas (normative, gas column) ~ 267 P
Temperature of 1150 R
Light (90 kW) ~ 350 R
Light one ~ 50 R
Contents of housing ~ 610 R
Repair fee ~ 250 R
The Internet - 450 R

Output: ~3692 / month per apartment.
If "it" 50%, then food_consumption_life.chemistry: 3692/30days=123 rubles per day.
Who is willing to eat for 123 rubles a day?

and xxx xxx:
Ahhhhhhhhhh! We have adopted "The Collector’s Code of Ethics"!!!)))

[08:46] yyy:
It is funny)
Do not kill, do not steal.

[08:46] xxx xxx
A code is a set of recommendations rather than specific guidelines.

Pilon is like academic knowledge. It seems a useful thing, but in order to apply it in practice, you need an ideal unrealistic situation.
– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
If so, football is also useful only academic. In what situations do you have to chase the ball?

A couple of years ago, playing football for a vacation abroad, injured his right leg, later diagnosed: "Sugarthal rupture of the large conductive muscle with the formation of the ossifikate." But before that, such a story happened. Returning to Russia, he boasted at the injury point, from there he was sent to the surgeon, eventually finding himself in the ultrasound office. The pain was severe in the inguinal area, about 3-4 cm from the male reproductive organ, a noticeable seal similar to a large clot formed. By the doctor's order, I dropped my pants, lay down on the couch and waited for the procedure, driving away my eternal dreams of a doctor, honey. Sex and stormy sex. These thoughts immediately affected the inner state of mind, and I had to urgently distract myself by solving mathematical problems.



The doctor came... Remember Styler’s mother from American Cake? Woooooot! In general, the doctor turned out to be a sexually attractive 40-year-old woman with a lush chest. After lubricating the base of the organ with the gel, she began to drive around it with a transducer (specially swallowed). I had to think about mathematics. After spending a few minutes in such a tense state, there was a dialogue between us:



Everything is fine, there are no injuries.

I: So you’re not driving there.

Doctor: Why are you silent?! to

I: I am pleased...



As they say, to tears laughed) All pleasant procedures.

Students of the mathematical faculty of the MSU, who do not know at least a hundred digits after the fifth in the number "Pi", not that they do not give the same group, but they are not even allowed to the female dormitory.

status in contact: "Not registered in any social networks"

Then read

Read more about puzzles than funny quotes about puzzles.

A friend told me. I was driving in an almost empty electric car. I slept. Suddenly I realized a sharp pain in my shoulder. A grandmother approached and heralded him with a knot on his hand. "You made my place warm. Contribution" He was slightly debilitated, but moved. He slept again. I woke up again from severe pain. The same grandmother came and said, “There’s a cold place. You have already warmed. He gave up." He gave up again. But apparently she had little: "And somehow he was so calm" and she approached him again. Well, then he could not stand it and threw her whistle into the open window. And rushed through the wagons from this grandmother, who no longer needs a place and without a ball she runs quietly. Elijah has fled.

It will take another 24,000 years for the concentration of plutonium in Pripyat and its surroundings to drop by 50%.

What is plutonium??? You can at least read what elements were released into the atmosphere during the accident, in what quantity and what half-life they have.

I will be the first to run, despite the prestige!
Q: Can I go with you?

I am afraid, brethren, your wishes will be fulfilled faster than you think: there will actually be 300 thousand. A pack of oil is 500 thousand. Most importantly, there is nowhere to run.

Tilka_Beermaker: The Losers
I go to my favorite coffee shop today. And there is tea. I do not know how he is called. I’m just asking to give me THAT black tea, well I’m a constant customer, they understand.
He has no additives, no smells, nothing, but if that smell were a man, I would have raped him.
True, it is worth as much as his personal айшварай рай collected, naked and in the rays of dawn, under songs about how Shiva smiles.
Goodbye to the advance :(

Whc: You would like to write an annotation to pornography.

Tilka_Beermaker: I am burning :(

I started reading boron at the age of 14 (2004), at this time I became interested in linux, programming and other nonsense. I remember how the uranium debris was melted in mercury, a tourist from Thailand with his aunt, a guy with dollars... and now not many will remember what "bor" is, and the jokes are no longer the same, but the habit of reading remains. A scream of soul.

Odin, the cat and the shredder.

It is either a fat troll or a blessed troll.

How can you be so bad?? to

Pension, Med. fear and social security. Fear is paid by the employer; VAT is paid by the store in the person of the principal; excise duties are paid by the producer of the goods, etc. This is when you will have from the salary of 50,000 to take taxes, roughly speaking, 30,000 instead of 6500, then you are talking about 43% or more. VAT is not just 18%. There are also 20, there are and 0% Laws read better.

And they pay, yes. and physically. But the money is the buyer, only the accounting is kept for him.

My mom asked me to go to my dad to work and get meat. He says he has a lot.
It would be nothing if my dad didn’t work at the cemetery.

I read here that in medieval France people washed well if a couple of times in their lifetime. How do you watch movies about them? Thus e.The palace, a lot of well-dressed people... but they haven’t washed for hundreds of years! There is such a place! by BooJee

Two girls are talking, looking like cute little princesses:
Are you going to the summer camp?
Of course! You won’t get home!