I worked as an operator in support of a local provider. In the evening there is a call, at that end of the wire (judging by the voice) an adequate intelligent male person:
I-Company xxx, operator yyy, hello.
He-Hello, the ZZZ contract number does not work the Internet.
I-Go to the menu "Start", control panel, network connections...Local network connection is enabled?
He-Sekundotko...(seemingly, puts the phone on the table and screams loudly to someone in the apartment)...Sasha, fucking shame, we don’t have a fuck connected!!!!...(Taking the phone back in hand) Thank you very much, we got it done. All the good.

We can work with you in fitness clubs.
Who is this...?
The demotors.

The Monday. The morning. of work. Put him out of the wild, and let him answer phone calls. Everything is very simple: take the telephone and say "AutoCity, good day!" So this muddle at the first call gives out: "Call, goodbye..." They were lying in the whole department...

I recently met the most intelligent anti-Semitic slogan in my life. On the garage black painted carefully "Judaism - bad!"

Oh, and the day today: first not on that foot, then not on that rod! c) Katana

A woman is always 18!! to
He:... extra kilograms to a thin figure))

Research shows that men are more sexually active than women. They have sex 102 times a year, while women have sex 91 times.

The most radical feminist organizations in the U.S. are demanding the replacement in all texts (including scientific) of the notion of woman (female) with the notion of “vaginal citizen of America”!” A serious request, right?
YYY: I am categorically for. Instead of “man and woman” they will speak “citizen and subcitizen”.

I remember once one of my acquaintances (journalist) decided "for science" to conduct a social survey among male friends on the topic "with what frequency men think about breasts". The unconditional leader of the hit-parade turned out to be a copy, which, after hearing the question on the phone "and tell me as a man, do you often think about breasts?" in full seriousness asked: "In the sense of what? What about women?"
O_O

Popular song by 4-year-old boy:
"And I’m going all that way. and longtime!and "

XXX: And I think, can you fly to that Iceland for five days? Someone has been there - volcanoes, geysers, silk...
YYY: and find out what the grey is about.

The question:
I’m one of 95 percent of people who laugh at jokes about Linux without ever seeing it in their eyes.

What is the accent on the word Ubuntu?

The answer:
On "u" you guys! I didn’t know it for a long time, but my friends told me!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Finally passed the second Dragon Age, and two days before the exam! You can start preparing)
Fable 3 is now...
HH: I hate you

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xxx (16:32:16 26/05/2011)
I am fascinated by Bulgarian. Such a writer!

yyy (16:32:26 26/05/2011)
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xxx (16:32:29 26/05/2011)
The girlfriend is the girlfriend, the girlfriend is the girlfriend, the girlfriend is the girlfriend.

yyy (16:32:45 26/05/2011)
Do you know which side of the language?

I understood that I sat down on Harry Potter when he called the client instead of Svetlana Hermioneva Svetlana Hermioneva... I understood that it was an epidemic when I was answered: Yes, Harry...

Is there a job for a witch?
Somebody is walking at night and the baby is ruining – catch him.

We were taken, young and ignorant, before the oath to the polygon.
The combat in the bowl in front of the column was very nervous in traffic jams and in the matyugalnik gave orders and instructions to the rest of the road users. Especially liked "The tram driver, take right!". It was in it that I understood the main army dogma.

I go on a train in a coupe. My grandmother, grandfather and grandson (5 years old) The old man, clear pepper, has already attracted "for departure". The grandson leaves a newspaper, he can't read the campaign, but he thinks about the numbers. I went to Grandpa:
What is 01?
- it is firefighters, grandson, - on the machine gives grandfather.
What about 02?
- this is our brave militia, - sadly remembered some episode of life.
Mmmmmmm... and 03?
The ambulance.
by 04?
Or some other fucking thing. I do not remember.
Is it 05?
Here the grandfather is instantly transformed and with the index finger exclaims: "05, grandson, it's half a liter!"

We live with my mother together.Everyone has their own car.She has a Passat B6, I have a Tas-9ka.Yesterday she wore a black suit adidas original, sat in my 9k and went to town under Nagano.I think I don't know something about my mom.