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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №5965
 27.05.2008
XHH: It was necessary to stay with the girl for the night... and, fucking, until 3 o'clock at night to watch 2x2 and draca with pillows) Then fall to sleep, wake up in the morning with the insight that yesterday I did something wrong... yeah... laughed, then go down to Indiana Jones, to the cafe and go home with full thoughtfulness)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №5964
 27.05.2008
and greetings :)
Yes, that you were all your life in the German concept film in passive roles.
Passively

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5963
 27.05.2008
GremL1N is a fucking gesture.. I am sick sleeping.. well I am stupidly cut off and I feel like a type of monic in the sleeping mode went away I sort of a mouse pull to make him live. I pull, I pull them, they don’t happen, then I open my eyes, and I end up sleeping.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5962
 27.05.2008
Hot coffee with a delicate smell.
On the server, it sits and lulls.
I am glad to breathe it again.
The hot glasses are not afraid.

There was silence over the room.
And the cools just whisper with her in the tone,
You are taken to the wave of sleep,
You were condemned from the beginning.

The night passes like thousands of others.
The light burns, the monitor burns.
You feel a second, time, moment,
Look at the firewall.

But the network is silent and he writes quietly,
clock in a kilobytes log,
Friends, enemies, your worst dreams
Or a career epilogue.

You move the console with your empty hand.
The blind fingers are picking - "root",
Now you are God, but you have forgotten the pain,
When space time comes back.

When you get up and go home,
No one will meet, no one will open the door.
You will drink tea alone.
Go to bed in a cold bed.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5961
 27.05.2008
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Smile by Homer Simpson. I like very much.
YYY: Ah, I only have clamps and not colour.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5960
 27.05.2008
<w0w> nuclear explosion can be hidden in the refrigerator
<w0w> Indiana Jones hiding...
<w0w> well... even more!
<w0w> he comes out of the refrigerator still observes the nuclear explosion itself in the form of a fungus! Megalopolis

After all that, he got a good shower.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5959
 27.05.2008
XXX: The Pedestrian
YYY: What is it?
XXX: I sit reading tours, comes mom type grit che read
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I play a smart book, she let me see, I open her a book, I turn around, I go.
xxx: I go in minutes after 5, momka reads the tower, when I see me curl and on my question what you read answers the book xDD
xxx fucking
Tagged: rofl

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №5958
 27.05.2008
WhirlWind: My chair is like a Magellanic cloud

WhirlWind: and today read... scientists have proposed the theory that the universe is in the shape of a punch)

I: I’m happy, do you know what theory I’ll put forward?

Your brain has the shape of a punch.

I: And Nihua is not mistaken.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №5957
 27.05.2008
I sit and drink tea. A neighbor comes in from the threshold:
“Look, shit, I want something delicious, so I bought every shit!”

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №5956
 27.05.2008
MySelf: I understood it! This is such a marketing move in our dining room: to ventilate the audience so that the delicious smell of food stimulates the appetite of students!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №5955
 27.05.2008
The film continues to burn:
"Japanese customs officers lost their marijuana in foreign baggage"

Probably to the customs.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №5954
 27.05.2008
Spam by ASK:

and!! The Song of Barbara on DVD!!! to
and!! 2137 series on 535 DVDs!!!! to
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[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №5953
 27.05.2008
How to fuck on a first date, so crazy, and how to put a flash on your computer, so oh... no... don’t need... suddenly contagious...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №5952
 27.05.2008
Wicked (14:56:43 27/05/2008)
And she confidently laid his feet on his shoulders.

The House (14:57:00 27/05/2008)
The feet on the shoulders are the top of confidence)))))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №5951
 27.05.2008
Mona: About FreeBSD and where I know only that when you are quoted something about it, you have to laugh.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №5950
 27.05.2008
HHH
Too Long Question

WOWU
Fuck... what are you? The word?? to

HHH
"bla" a very rough word, do you really want to use it?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №5949
 27.05.2008
I remember, the brother pulled the half first, and began to go through the company (for the first time), and there first you need to run dumb, pick up a suit, knock the buttons, he doesn't like it - he doesn't understand what to do. I recommend doing as much as I can (for the first time myself). Here we arrived at installation.
He: Well then...
I: It’s a kind of truck with a feather.
He: And...
Try to push.
He is pushing. And here it began: the aliens went out, the explosions, everything collapsed, the bodies rolled (who had, he knows).
I am fucking!
It’s all your fault, shit counselor!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №5948
 27.05.2008
Yesterday during a walk on the shore realized "The mosquito mosquito is disgusting - like sausage and unpleasant..."

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №5947
 27.05.2008
Have you watched Jippers-Skrippers?
Is Jiper-Skriper an UAZ Hunter?

– is
by Zoe! You are back!!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №5946
 27.05.2008
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