XXX: O people, why compress the iso image using 7z? Save 300 MB of space. Half an hour of packing?
YYY: I remember the time when 300 MB occupied a demo of a toy. The device is 700 MB.
XXX: I played games weighing 128 KB.
XXX: And it was SNES.
ZZZ: I played Tetris and the Wolf. Who next? A, I also played the Soviet "beware of a car" with a rotating platform, magnet and steering wheel.
ZZZ: Oh... people!
ZZZ: You and I played games that weighed no megabytes but kilograms!

What do you have in your luggage?
The hunting carabin and the mule of the aunt.

to this:
My child is 7 years old but I do not pay attention to the age rating. Blood and blood are not the first. Sheep cows and chickens were cut and divided. And I used to drink fresh blood from only the cut cow!

and... 0 0 0 0 0 0? to
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What are you surprised? For the inhabitants of the villages, it is quite a common phenomenon, even ordinary.
This in the city youth world of pink pony and elephant consists)))

Dickie Dudgeon: Every time I happen to see Indian movies, I wonder – is the separator of children/twin in India a hobby or is there a profession there?

A word about relationships. Girls are like you want to break up with them, they are in tears right away. And if the guy is softhearted, he gives up and they do not separate.
I have a friend who has been separated for a few months. Nothing happened. Then he disappeared. In the army she was dropped.

I went to the store, bought a box for tools on stock (that was tired of storing in the shoe box). Well the surprised look of the cashier, when I stood there with a poker face cheese, is nonsense. I’m happy, I’m happy with the box. Uncle meets, apparently decided to joke - oh, grit, that you have a girlfriend?
A box for breakfast.
Not a great one?
I have a good appetite!!! to
O_O

I liked a comment to a photo set of a naked girl trying to get acquainted with a gentle dildo on a famous sex forum:

The Rubik’s Cube is almost folded on a tumble.

And women still honestly believe that men only think of one thing.

sd> and I am wondering... why do accountants believe that the administrator should be present when drawing up reports?
sd> I, going to the sorting, do not assume that the sanitary, proctologist and urologist should go with me...

[15:51:03] x: pipet
[15:51:13] x: I am fucking gray
[15:51:34] y: don’t be so self-critical) or put it up.)

Evgeny
You don’t drink coffee, right?

Yulia
Aha
Regardless of which letter you are sealed.

I found a file with the name "You are scared of starting problems with memory?" and could not remember where it came from there xD. I had to read :)

A smart man:
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History of Debt:

I recently broke my mouse. Of course, you have to buy a new one. But since there were no mice, I couldn’t strangle anything.

Girl, learn to use the comp, and then sit down to play.
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Do you seriously think that male gamers ALL know how to use a compost without a mouse? You are very wrong. History was not about that. And you now showed yourself like all those sellers who could not silently and quietly sell the goods only on the basis that a girl came for him.

We sent our son to the first class, gave a list of visual benefits and so on. Among them are the prayer. How much is not written... began to look for where to take such, we are looking for Essence in the innet, on the first rows in the yandex "sell molbers, new and bu. School No. xxx" Well isn’t it a bitch!? to

In pre-school age, I believed that dogs' nose was plastic, like plush toys. The fact is, until about seven years, I never touched a living dog. Suddenly at the age of 7, the neighbor decided to leave our town, but could not take his dog with him, and gave me. The path to the dog’s nose was difficult and turning, because the dog was probably the most friendly creature on the planet and was constantly jumping, turning and licking. And I was scared, even if, the first dog I could touch. I was surprised when I felt his warm, wet nose in his hands.
WOW: Sorry, but there is no similar story about the departure of the neighbor, his wife and the clitoris?

Lokis: I remember when the OCOFs were forcibly inserted in the mentorship (year 7 ago, back, I probably don’t remember exactly) we couldn’t find the code for their “migallocks.” Well then a little stunned: they entered the code "light equipment for mobile circuses". Well, yesterday, it turned out that they still have it!

In the summer in the car.by :
Shut up the socks.
Are you sure? It’s like cleaning a bulb.)

Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation. Toned at night, dark blue, with a dark red strip. One-in-one form of the NKVD in the memorable 1930s. It became horrible.

And you... the pydors, the rainbow, the sleeves, the friend... Like children, the cheesecake...