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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №130010
 27.06.2016
to this:

Now I know for sure that homosexuals are not complaining in Milan. In the underground crossing I was offered to buy a umbrella for five euros, I stretched three, and the seller nodded and, rushing into the bag behind my back, stretched me a seven-color rainbow copy.

Seven color is the traditional rainbow, but the six color is the sign of the LGBT community. Everything is normal in Milan with pidarasses, as in all of Europe.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130009
 27.06.2016
In the ‘eat or sleep’ dilemma, the first wins, then the second.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №130008
 27.06.2016
20695: Guy, the fact that you are a friend, it is your personal intimate difficulties, I sympathize with you, so rich philosophy of life - it is probably hard, in the world so many interesting things, and you are wasting your time on honest nonsense...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130007
 27.06.2016
Poisoning with potatoes.

It belongs to pine trees, very poisonous plants. I made a little mistake, and that’s all.
And yes, never eat green buds.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130006
 27.06.2016
In short, summarize: if you see a friend - call the police;)

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №130005
 27.06.2016
I applaud the troll 20695. I stand and applaud. Beautiful is simple. I imagine his happiness, so many reactions to his nonsense.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №130004
 27.06.2016
xxx: we were perfectly compatible with her: we met long and happy and tired of each other on the same day.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130003
 27.06.2016
Ka: ordered in the innet store books for work
7.02 and more
And they go down and down.
I called them, the girl promised to call again "tomorrow" (it was 5.03) - and didn't call back, right now

Khao: In general, I was offended and sent them a letter with words like “I understand that not everywhere a day is equal to 24 hours. On Venus, for example, a day is equal to 243 Earth days, so if your online store is on Venus, it explains everything (Venus Express, for example, took 153 days to get there from Earth; I suspect I will have to wait for about the same amount of time).

KAI: They had to write that "Mariner-2" arrived in 110 days, so in the trail. Let them send them.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №130002
 27.06.2016
xxx: I am a frog, active in the evening or even at night, and in the morning I like to sleep long
YYY: So who am I? I can’t fall asleep neither in the evening nor late at night and I can’t sleep in the morning.
You are an old sova.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130001
 27.06.2016
A teenage girl is from 12 to 14, then they are already ordinary women.

And then you are squeezed. But you still remain sure that after 14 they are already women. This is the problem with pedophiles.
Remember, up to 16 are teenagers.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130000
 27.06.2016
It’s funny to read about marshals.
In the USSR, the USSR ceased to exist almost 26 years ago, and no Mars ships helped it. The question now is what Russia can do now. But this topic is scary for some to raise, otherwise it will be embarrassing to the ancestors who lived in the USSR.
2nd Mars, the moon... and not enough to start building a city under the dome in Zapolari? With swimming pools and palms. To bring our people into such a city. And the road, the road to this city to make normal.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №129999
 27.06.2016
20695, stop drinking glass in the morning, your brain is already damaged. Your word does not become a law, so your requirement and your legal requirement are two big differences. Or, if you ask someone to dance and he refuses, will it also be a violation of the law?

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №129998
 27.06.2016
Debt-moralist in the friendship registered, such a pace soon the deputies will become... Give a new troll, this has already tired.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129997
 27.06.2016
Study what and where it can be inserted - well, for example, a crop. I don’t like the smell of Colorado. And we bomb in a machine, like an accelerator, each other.

>>>>>>

Reminds me of an old joke. Do you know how ships are made in bottles? Take a bunch of details, well there are matches, sails and so on. They put all this in a bottle, pour glue and shake for a long time. As a result, there are all sorts of items, sometimes ships.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129996
 27.06.2016
The queen of puppies >: Anka after yesterday’s run barely sneezes. )))))
Mother of heroin >: Why is it suddenly? She told me she was running every night.
The queen of the puppies >: So she ran on the runway, and yesterday she, bold and beautiful, was taken to the park. When I got up in the morning, she said, “It turns out that I have muscles on my legs that I didn’t even know. My life did not prepare me for that and I fell back. The father is angry and promises not to take her to Sochi, because, I quote, " suddenly she will go to the sea, and the pool did not prepare her for it."

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №129995
 27.06.2016
20692 is not even a troll, but an infantile from the Chamber of Merchants and Weights, the most selected copy... Culture to send a mother, referring to some urgent affairs, she can not, she is on the first whisper... Daughter, to me! and nearby! To dig my daughter. To dig, I said, the infection is disobedient! You are smart, daughter!
? )

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №129994
 27.06.2016
A potato with genes? Let go!

Are there genetic selectors? Add to this miracle the butter gene and I will cook and eat such a potato!

Zzz: If you add the gene to the pot with boiling water, you can not even boil.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №129993
 27.06.2016
See also "Friends" This is when your "unwritten" rules become "written" - then you will be caught up to people. And for the time being, you will be friends with your morality only before you are dumb in the roof, and the police will most likely add! Safe patrol for you.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №129992
 27.06.2016
to this:
Chunga Changa! You forgot to surrender!
Strangely enough, the guy realized that they were addressing him.
When we were in Zanzibar, we discovered that Chunga Changa is the name of a local orange, green and sour. In translation, it means a young, vigorous, full of strength. So if the Negro was from those corners and spoke Swahili, then he understood the address quite well and probably even perceived it as a compliment.)))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129991
 27.06.2016
In the USSR, there were three Marsers - one GMO, the second with goat legs and a teenage figure, and the third in short shorts. All of them drove on self-blocking locks, and in the evenings they bathed their heterosexual children in pesticide baths.

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