At the end of the nineties, when he was still a boy, he loved to burn everything and everything. My favorite fuel was affordable glue "Moment". One day I went into the store and saw on the window, for the same money, a column. I tried his fuel. With the most serious appearance he asked the seller to sell it. She removed the bottle from the window, turned the cap off and brought it to my nose. I, not ready for such a turn, sharply pulled off my face, curled and spoke with a loud voice: "No. Give it a better glue Moment." The seller’s face should have been seen.

zarbannus: short, I go from you, accidentally the nose curled, the blood went and I wipe it off the bones of the fist,because there is no platter.I go to myself with the wallet on the overweight and I hold the bag of the wallet with the bones ahead,I go and here to meet 3 hard gopori in meters 50-60, they go, look at me, laugh and start to spread across the width of the road.There my point a little narrowed,not giving sight I go further, silent,huy knows.Meters 10 ahead of me,they look at me (and at the same time, one and the same and the same point),then the look goes down to the couch,then again to my poker faces, uncertainty in their eyes.They disperse, so that I would

Here is the paradox: on Japanese sites no familiar letters, but everything is understandable:) and on our letters familiar, but fuck you will understand where:(

Title on the news site:

A 15-year-old girl, struck to death on the road, suddenly began to cross the road.

There are people with a clown phobia.
My sister is afraid to laugh at a funeral.
I also have a phobia, but I don’t know the name for it.
My sister’s terrible phobia!! What do you have?
You don’t know what the fear of your sister laughing at a funeral is called?

More often than others, law enforcement agencies bypass the laws.

At the military ship repair plant there was a ship near the shore. There was a ship barrel with white paint near him. When the ship was leaving after the repair was completed, the botzman took on board this barrel with the remaining paint.
But on the asphalt from the edge of the barrel remains a white circle.
When, three years later, the ship approached the boat again, the boatman, descending from the trap, observed this picture: the young lieutenant taught the sailors how to carefully draw the flat contours of the same circle that left on the boat.
Botzman asked for the case:
Why do we need this circle?
The fuck knows him. The Lieutenant answered. We have been painting it for three years.

Why did you get a new bag of tea?
The old thread has been broken.
What if the hand is not wrapped?

xxx: English for foreigners in the mode "nightmare", translate the phrase.
When I divorced my wife, they raised bridges, and when I raised rabbits, they divorced me.

The corporate chat.

Everyone is so busy today, I’m just figured out.
King Sloan: I'm in the fuck
The King of Slow: Fucking
The King of Sloan: In the Beetle
The King of Slow: Fuck.

Changes to Google Play policy, comment.
"Products should not contain false or misleading information in any type of content" — it seems my weather forecast app can be thrown away...

This is how I have 100 p for a week and a half.

If I don’t need something urgent, I might even have enough.

WOW for example?

For example, toilet paper. This is the purchase that cannot be refused.

WOW: Do you really expect that your roll has a chance to end at your 100 rubles for 10 days?))

Working as a master in the construction of roads:
Drivers (40-year-old men) found a halahup, now the work is in place.

Hagen
And why are the photos from Canada and the United States more beautiful than the same but taken here? :D It feels like there even nature is more beautiful though the trees in the cradle are the same, the sky is the same, the shore too.

DanFall
The cameras have zip sensors that automatically change saturation and contrast and clarity settings depending on where the footage is taken. Therefore, in Russia, Chelyabinsk and hopelessness, and there, behind the hole, pony rainbow. This is an integral plot program to enhance the effect of presence and transmission of emotions.

Correspondence in utalk
Flibustier: I saw reviewing today, all parts
I’ve done it a long time ago, no, they’re all like that.
Flibustier: My favorite series of films. There are no analogues.
Seven Bearded Years, but it’s a bit boring.
Elizabeth: I don’t know that.
Flibustier: Seven, or Seven, the 90s movie
Is it just seven?
The Flebologist: Yes. Detective and thriller.
I’m looking for seven bearded years. :)
20 minutes of wild rust

this one.
Here are you fools! Everyone knows, if you want a man to be happy - cook like his mother and never talk badly about her (well a few secrets), it is at the level of instincts. Just as girls worship their fathers, so boys worship their mothers all their lives. Well, if, of course, lucky with mom, and lucky, judging by the comments not all)

Woman-a, you would have gone to the women’s forums.
There you are looking forward to it, and here, in general, the IT-snakes were stuck... once

to this:
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to this:
> O4Kapuk was defeated.
> So it’s called now: the eyebrow.
There were many years ago, when it was just fashionable to write Russian nics from composite Latin (most software did not allow Russian symbols in nics to be entered). And the man wanted to be called a “hunting man,” and he wrote it JloBeLl. Well, and of course, someone did not understand the trick, so it was attached to him - the Jolobel.

He told a colleague that there was a character in the local chat called KupuJIJI (Kyril), but he was immediately named Kupujiji.
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Let’s remember another quote about Bantuck (aka BAHTYC).

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I wonder, but what did you think about sitting in the smoking room and knowing that a pregnant woman should join you? What prevented me from moving to another room? Do you want to smoke without leaving the room? The neighbors also wanted that, so they chose a room for smokers. Just like I go to the men’s toilet, stand up near the pissuars and say, “Don’t dare to go here with naked pisses!”
And yes, I do not smoke.

Who is? who? Who are all these fools who go to the toilet not for need, but to read books, solve crosswords and sit on the internet?? to

The Habr. Discussions "Discussions by the Maltese"

XXX: It was established that in 2010–2011 the Deputy General Director of Siemens Industries Software LLC (SIVS) – a subsidiary of Siemens AG – Ilya Lavrenev and the top manager of the company Anatoly Susdalcev created the one-day company of PILIM-Sphere LLC.

YYY: On the name burned, not otherwise.