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[ + 51 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69102
 27.08.2012
It was thought here that the terms of Breivik's content are very similar to the terms of the Rogate Demon's content from the game Dungeon Keeper. And that if they have the situation with migrants there in Norway becomes completely out of the way, they will release him. Sithy, clever and pumped.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69101
 27.08.2012
From the discussion "Apple vs. Samsung":
One of my bosses suddenly asked me:
Did you hear by chance that Samsung has released some new iPad with Windows 7? A good thing?
I even lost where to start the answer.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69100
 27.08.2012
XXX: Yes, I’ll go, I’ll check it out.)

WOW: Where is it?? to

XXX to you!

and fucking fucking. When is?

Q: Why is it fucking?

I have made three mistakes in the word "URA".

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69099
 27.08.2012
From the comments video on YouTube:

Human eye can recognize 10 million colors.
Hahah, then I took a smartphone with a screen that shows 16 million colors?! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №69098
 27.08.2012
I want a white... I want a white.
WOW: It is simple.
Take three bubbles and the white will come by itself :D

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69097
 27.08.2012
xxx: listen, do you know what song is playing in an Internet Explorer advertisement?

YYY: now

XXX: I would be very grateful.

"Alex Clare – Too Close"

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Thank you very much!

YYY: Well, it was like this:
I had to draw a pentagram with a crumb on the floor, sacrifice on it five flying mice and pour out the blood of seven kittens for all this matter. Fortunately, my cupboard was almost full of ingredients.

YYY: And then I carefully put it all in the boiler...
filled with water
put on a slow fire.
Waiting for it to burn...
I disturbed...
...and killed in the search for audio records the phrase "Internet Explorer" :D

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69096
 27.08.2012
XXX: So I realized I couldn’t. Only once did I remove the memory from work. But I said to myself that it still lies there and no one needs it, but I need it, and so I take it for temporary, indefinite use. And then the comps still become obsolete, and became irrelevant.
YYYYYYYYYY Well, that’s what’s called "spowed". This is called "save"! Andrei saved his laptop at work.
YYY: In general, they do not have a brigade of installers there, but the Army of Salvation.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69095
 27.08.2012
In the forum:
How to install an app for Android friend on iPhone?
For those questions, you would have asked Jobs yourself.
I shot!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69094
 27.08.2012
Comments to the post with a photo of the cat and with the signature "Here is such a cat picked yesterday.Feed, washed, now she sleeps with me"
Better if a guy picked up, fed, washed, he would sleep with you too!
yyy: male food is not yet sold in packages of 3 kilos, unlike cat food =)
XXX: This is a pellet.

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