I love the rifles. The tongue hurts.
Are we talking about chips?

In 2009, an Austrian insurance company issued the following content announcement: “We are looking for people over the age of 20 for a part-time sales manager position belonging to such zodiac signs as Capricorn, calf, lamb, waterlake and lion.”

This announcement initiated an investigation by the authorities. It is noteworthy that they concluded that such demands made by the company were not illegal, not because they have any special sympathy for astrology or because the practice is not discriminatory, but because the Austrian law governing recruitment prohibits discrimination on the basis of gender, age and race. In other words, this was legal, since the law did not provide for discrimination on astrological grounds.

"...on the planet 800,000 thousand people..."

A to A! Aliens are among us!! to

So, if you feel anxious when you see someone else’s grammar mistakes, you have a reason to think about it.

The author is redis!

XXX: Do the frogs meet?
Yyy: the frogs meet, the frogs fall in love, marry

XHH: Why in the new version of the messenger such emoticons are terrible steel? and :(
This is because of sanctions. The Americans banned, we use the Belarusians.

A friend came from France. I know Russian, but not perfect. Going along the Red Prospect, he sees the inscription "Dry here" with a arrow (a sushi bar advertisement), and the underwear on the dryer is dried in a row. I had to explain that this is not a suggestion to dry your clothes after washing. and Novosibirsk

Call from mobile delivery service:
Have you made an order?
Good morning yes!
You left the wrong mobile number.
You called me before!
I guessed that!

In a well-known forum:
Second shooter does not coincide with risk.
And the first answer is: I would have your problems!

A: Massager of 64 SSD guides for 200 each

B: Is it for me?

A: that is. With HighLoad and nearby?

B: I was rattling. Though you, the painter "load" in paintbrash, do not understand this.

C: You both have a bustle :) Here is a bustle at all.

If you are bored, sad and no one can give you a hand, don’t be sad.

Find on Instagram a group photo of four glamorous kisses.

And leave a comment - "You three, you look just amazing".

Then take popcorn and wait.

It is a shame to confess, but in his youth he tested his neighbors, the good was a day-to-day, in the area of 15 and caught a minimum of people. Even earlier at work lessons, our worker told us that the baths are made of brittle iron, and there is a danger, sinking into the bathtub, to split it. And I needed to remove the bathroom from the apartment to the garbage when repairing. I was not able to raise the one-pound monster myself, and there was no one to help at the time, I just moved and did not know the locals. With grief and grief, I wrapped this bath in the room, put it on the top of the bottom, put on glasses, took a column for wood (a light sharpened cuvalda) and waved over that bell. To say that I am not deaf, it seems to me that even the cockroaches in the basement four floors below were deaf from this directed sound wave. The bathroom stood, but my hearing and the psyche of the neighbor from below were not very, it felt to her that the walls I dropped. In short, he was my worker.

In general, the transformers were lucky that they did not land in Russia.

From the discussion of the news on the 4PDA about how Apple has mastered the production of processors on 16nm technology:

"JLOPD1 26.08.14 E 15:20 E
Even during the Cold War, the Americans managed to seize our plane, and it shocked them.

ZaraDragor4 26.08.14 14:28
by JLOPD,
They disassembled it and powered the guitars.

Hamster: I don’t know how to bring things to the end. I wrote the utility: you enter in the settings the path from where to take the distribution, the path to where to put it, the path to the database to update when installing, you mark bars in the list of scenarios for tests that need to run automatically, save settings and press "start testing" - it shows the message "I test" and closes

XXX:My beautiful sister just gave ebu, October 2 wedding, she wants the girlfriends of the bride to be in dresses of the same color
XXX: Purple or orange frog color. Either as a jamshud in a cage, or as a fun bacon on the legs.! to
YYY: I am for the second option
YYY: Better to be baked like a bacon than fucking like a Tajika))))
XXX: Ahaha

I thought here. Why do TV stores sell for money? After all, for the advertisement that everyone there is watching them should give them free + a gift.

The melancholic interpretation.
The sexual attractiveness of a woman no longer depends on the posture in which she stands, but on her desire to stand in that posture.

Home at night in the car I eat, watch the girl votes, I stop, asked to bring to the subway, talked, met, her name is Marina, she appointed a date the next day. I come to the meeting place, I seemed to remember the face, and in the crowd near the subway I don't see anyone like it, here behind someone covers my face with my hands and laughs, I turn like she. We laughed all night, went to the disco, invited home, agreed. At home, light music under the martini with chocolate, slow dances... in short, in the morning I say to her, say, everything was great Marina want to continue our meetings, and she answers with such a surprise: - I am Light, you are what, Sergey, forgot my name? “Yes,” I thought, “all would be fine, but I’m a Roma.”

If you indicate that you live in Israel when you register your iPhone, the App Store will not even try to offer paid apps.