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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №156955
 27.09.2021
For a year and a half full-time freelance for 15-20 hours a day (sometimes two days in a row I work, then a day off sleep) was filled with funny situations. For example, I did not drive a car last winter. After NG went out once to dig it out of the snow, because the car already almost looked like a patan priora, lowered to zero. I often forget what my wife said, a second after the conversation, because the writers will write and perform.

Apophysis occurred this summer. I’ve been sitting behind the compass for more than 30 hours. A woman wakes up in the morning. Her first phrase: "Say you didn't eat from a dog dish at night." And I have a dog’s bowl on the table, and a spoonful runs out of it. My wife washed the dishes with her dog’s dish. I went out in the night to look for boob-eat, took the first "table" from a bunch of washed dishes, sprinkled the strawberries there and, apparently, ignorantly ate xD

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №156954
 27.09.2021
People love someone else’s dirty clothes so much because they are not too clean.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №156953
 27.09.2021
There are many legends and stories about the hockey confrontation of Canadian professionals and "amateurs" from the USSR national team. Someone will be interesting. Canada Cup of 1981. In the preliminary stage, the Canadians thundered us 7:3, apparently in memory of 1972. The next meeting is in the final. Before that, Mike Bossi (the surname of his grandfather Bosy) and twenty-year-old Wayne Gretzky (the grandfather was called Terence Gretzky) made what they wanted - 13 goals in six matches. The team's final was led by the winning coach Scotty Bowmen and Victor Tychonov. I think the bookmakers warm their hands well. Our team won 8-1 and nobody was able to bet on them.
After the end of the final match in the dressing room of the Soviet team accompanied by the police entered the main organizer of the tournament, the executive director of the association of players of the NHL Alan Eagles and selected minutes earlier solemnly awarded to the winners the main prize - a huge cup of expensive nickel alloy in the form of half a clay sheet. Iglson explained his actions as follows: "The cup belongs to the Government of Canada, and its place in the Hall of Fame." Previously, the organizers did not announce that the main prize is immutable. This act has caused confusion among Canadian fans. One of them, Winnipeg entrepreneur George Smith, launched a fundraising campaign to create a copy of the trophy. After collecting several thousand dollars, a copy of the Canada Cup was made, later handed over through the Soviet embassy to Moscow and handed over to the CCCP.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №156952
 27.09.2021
After watching advertisements on TV for a day, it was sad for Maxim Galkin...
He lives on credit, charges on AliExpress, holds his wife and children on cash.

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